>be me 18, germanfag >dad and mom scream at me because my grades are shit >explain to them why (teacher gave me the worst grade due to not being there even though i had verification of a doctor that i couldnt go to school) >they dont understand >my father says im a disappointment and a disgrace to our family >soul is crushed >looked like i dont even care during our talk >parents utterly disappointed because i didnt get accepted to any job i apllied to because of grades >i hate myself more than ever >mfw
so what are the fastest and most painless ways to kill yourself brobots? i cant bare it anymore
They cannot kick you out until you are 25 or have a finished education (school does not count). You can even sue them, no problem. Just shit on them.
Wyatt Carter
im not doing abitur though. doing job school (i guess) so i am not a jobless bum, but my sister got raped last summer and the first half year of school was just fucked.
Ian Roberts
>but my sister got raped last summer and the first half year of school was just fucked.
She was culturally enriched you bigot
Tyler Butler
no she was forced into prostitution.
Lucas Reed
she payed reparations*
Ian Wilson
wait what? tell us the story user desu.
oh and who cares if you are a "jobless bum". id rather be NEET than a wagecucking shlomo semenslurper
David Richardson
>sister got a new boyfriend >he was making her feel bad for him because he "needed money to pay for medicine for his mom" or some cliche shit >not even joking >then when she didnt want to do it he beat her up >he forced her to get fucked by 3 guys in some random ass house >they beat her up in a parking lot of a local supermarket at like 10pm >scarred for her life >in therapy right now
thats the story user my parents and my sister didnt tell me everything but apparently there is more to it. if i ever find this guy i will beat the shit out of him
>oh and who cares if you are a "jobless bum". id rather be NEET than a wagecucking shlomo semenslurper
I just want to earn money to support my parents (we're quite poor desu like barely more than HartzIV if that rings a bell per month which is like 416 euros )
Have an exam on Thursday which I've barely studied for, worth 60% of my mark >any advice on getting it together? In time? >Or dealing with my failing the unit
Eli Turner
Then go to a Zeitarbeitsfirma and play the slave. Go on
Nathaniel Gray
i'd rather do another class at school than to work at a zeitarbeitsfirma desu
Ryan Gray
senpai im sure you can somehow handle it. try to talk adult to adult with your parents again. dont get emotional, stay cool. think of what you want to tell them beforehand.
which grades are you shit in, lad? math?
Zachary Taylor
mainly maths, but my teacher gave me the worst grade possible in english even though i had verification of a doctor that i couldnt go to school
Jacob Wright
Wtf are you talking about dude?
You surely haven't just missed only 1 lesson. Also it seems you are not playing the sympathy card with your teachers.
Jack Phillips
Join the army. You'll still be a failure but your parents won't be allowed to talk shit about you.
Jeremiah Roberts
>You surely haven't just missed only 1 lesson.
yeah thats true i missed a few weeks worth of school because i had some surgeries.
Robert Williams
>1st world problems fuck off
Cameron Hall
>not 1st world >but has time to waste on Jow Forums, and then even on r9k
Fuck off, rich 3rd Worlder.
Isaac Howard
im not rich internet is very cheap here
Luke Rodriguez
>hurr your problems don't matter because muh starving africans Fuck off
Landon Fisher
>be 18 >cry about bad grades user honestly get your shit together. Study and get better. Continue to apply for jobs, economy is good at the moment so you will find something. You are only fucking 18 and have all the potential and time to get somewhere. If someone tells you otherwise because of some shitty school grades , fuck em but GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND DONT WHINE AROUND.
Gavin Gutierrez
WERE THEY MIGRANTS???????
Daniel Torres
i think her "bf" was from a eastern shithole so yes
Isaiah Bell
middle eastern or eastern europe?
Asher Moore
i think it was the middle east but im not sure. never met him.
Dominic Miller
>middle east
Ahahahahaha, like a clockwork.
Serves her right.
Zachary Gonzalez
honest questions, what were your parents thinking? why didn't they stop the relationship? what was your sister thinking? what were you thinking? but honestly what the fuck was your father thinking???
i'm a bong and if my sister tried going out with a foreigner my dad would kick off (probably due to hearing of rotherham, migrants in germany) but still? how did he let it happen?
Go to eastern Europe and they will gladly hire a German for a decent salary for the country . You will struggle at first with the language but eventually you will do ok .
Charles Collins
>what were your parents thinking? why didn't they stop the relationship?
In the beginning they didnt care about it because my sister has always been safe due to her somehow liking beta fags
>what was your sister thinking?
She liked him until he forced her to get fucked by him and some other disgusting pieces of shit and is in therapy since then, won 20k euros for it in court so she can at least life in a comfortable environment
>what were you thinking?
i didnt even know it happened until the next day but when my parents told me i was fucking furious, still want to kill him
>but honestly what the fuck was your father thinking???
i really dont know. most of the time he always said in a joking way that he wants to talk to all of her boyfriends. if he would have talked to him i think he would have seen through his lies
Christian Clark
hitmen are around 4000pounds in bongland at the cheapest, (they will just run the guy over or something) just saying.
Brody James
thanks user i'll consider it if i have the money desu
Brody Green
hope you and your family recovers well, good luck with the grades and stuff mate.
Joshua Green
thanks friend we do our best to recover from it
Julian Collins
Wtf what you mean you couldnt apply for a job. Didnt you go to practise when you turned 16 ? I'm an immigrant in Germany (Hessen) and shit seems so easy here (srr if offended) like you're german in germany to me it looks like everything is supposed to be easy for you when talking bout money.
Evan Gonzalez
Honor your family by killing the man who raped your sister. The only thing you can do .
Evan Jenkins
I agree. If I'd be user, id fucking grab a gun, a small knife, and some cable ties, and a can of gasoline. Go up to the fucking house, shoot up everyone but the BF. Knock out the BF, tie him to a fucking chair and start cutting his cock and balls, all while hes concious. If he blacks out, ill wait for his ass then continue. Ill give Haji the worst fucking death imaginable. He wont die from the small cuts, so ill piss in the gasoline can, then set him on fire with the pissed gasoline. 4 hours of F U N
Oliver Morris
not that easy. he lives somewhere else now so i cant beat him to a pulp
Luke Reed
Dedicate your free time to finding that motherfucker. Be a real man and make your sister happy, and your father.
Brandon King
It's actually easier being an immigrant in Germany than an actual German, senpai.
t. "Syrian"
Gavin Nguyen
Bullet, helium and don't forget torch your family house or at least splash some acid in parents faces
Jace Brooks
Op, why don't you do something really bad to teacher?
Gavin Hall
Cut your wrist vertically from wrist to somewhere around forearm. If you track the vein correctly you should die anywhere from one to two minutes. I doubt drugs would do the trick in any situation as it takes 762 minutes to die by overdose. Also never take Ibuprofen, as it doesnt kill you, just makes you severely brain dead. I dont condone your actions, they are slightly selfish, but I see where your coming from. You want them to see the world without you, and make them feel your pain. I understand completely but you should attempt to use something that kills you in a long time and can be stopped with medical intervention. This will freak out your parents and maybe make them see what the fuck they're doing to you. Best day, hopefully you dont do anything at all but the decision is yours.
Andrew Ramirez
PSHAW this is Jow Forums the people that found a flag hidden in America with minimal clues! Just give us the name of the guy if she still has it and where he used to live. Then from there we can just look at where he was, then track him from there by seeing his accounts and his updated address. How are we getting into his accounts you say? /sci/ is full of people with the expertise to crack into someone's account. You see, you just gotta ask around, and sooner or later, you can make his horrified family watch helplessly as you force feed him his cock and balls. Easy user. I hate rapists and if he was middle eastern he would've known the repercussions (death by hanging). Find out where he resides and give him what he deserves.