Post conversations you had with girls online recently

post conversations you had with girls online recently

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that's a weird girl

nigga what the actual fuck
but congrats user

Jesus Christ she's a horny little slut. I need to find a freak like that.

She is fat and stinks, doesn't she?

me on the right

girl is prime wife material but she prevents herself from being happy by pushing people away and refusing her own desire for children because she doesn't want to pass down her shit immune system.

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Look user, I know you want to fuck this girl but if you gotta taste her farts while cooking for her it might not be worth it.

>refusing her own desire for children because she doesn't want to pass down her shit immune system.
ehh I just don't think she is into you judging from that conversation dawg

here's to expand on that. Also, we made plans for thursday after I get out of work instead of on a weekend.

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Last time I had a text chat with a girl online was on Feb 2018. Changed phones in April. That's right. This phone has never talked with a girl. Not even a phone call. All customer support were also men

>mfw I realise my phone is also an incel

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>wife material
Way too early to think about that when you haven't even met.

some deep friendzone stuff

why do you do it? she really doesn't like you man it's plain as day from the conversation she had no attraction towards you, move on

we fuck literally everytime we see each other, i don't know what you're talking about

I doubt you've even got her nudes brah

i don't have her nudes because i never ask for them or send my own. I can just make plans with her if i want to see her naked.

>he doesn't keep an extensive collection of nudes of every girl he ever fucked so one day he can pass them onto his grandchildren as heirlooms of his virility

I confessed my anal masturbation

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she used the word titanic because your chances with her are sunk brah

B0i pussy

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Find you a girl that can talk to you about poop

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Edgy girls scare me. I want a naive virgin

they're always full of shit, the most dangerous ones are quiet

No nigger, that's groce

Great taste gives great results

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Whats it say I don't understand spanish

ITT: cringey robots trying to be normalfags

This is a requirement

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being lewd with my runescape boyfriend

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>bideo
>shtuff
>uweh

you re furries, right?

you seem slightly agitated, friendo

This ugly roastie is wearing too much makeup

These are really really bad

what is wrong with them? they are not too cringey considering it is Jow Forums desu

They're fucking boring and stupid. Either about fucking like animals or le recycled Jow Forums anime memes.

what else is there to talk about with thots?

No hablo espanyol sir

idk even know anymore only making me want direct control just to crucify you fucks

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May you shouldn't talk to them if they're thots.

this is mike isn't it

if not, i know a gay furry runescaper too, maybe we could start a harem

not the ones replied to but rather agreeing with them

>not wanting a gf who eats your braps for breakfast

>conversations you had with girls online recently
HAHAHAH fucking norman...

last time i speaked with a girl was last year.

Fuck off normie, fuck off.

>last time i speaked with a girl was last year.
pretty normie of you, I am on 10 years now

>normalfags
>doesn't browse anymore
>dump
She's one to talk.

Some playful talk and teasing about liking large breasts. Warning to not get your hopes up because the average cup size in for Japanese Women is C.
The last two messages can be roughly translated to
"The man's ""place"" was surprisingly, sturdier than I would've thought"
"Will such a thing actually go inside me? Can I do it well? That was the one thing making me the most anxious"

does she prefer big white dick to little jap dick?

This is my last sad conversation with a girl.

Il be waiting for her reply forever

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This is what texting a Chinese girl is like
And I actually like it

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Where to find Chinese girls, dubs-kun?

>Where to find Chinese girls, dubs-kun?
Skout with my location spoofed to Hong Kong

And when they ask why you're not actually in Hong Kong?

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just say you are practising your mandarin

You got a gud girl user

>And when they ask why you're not actually in Hong Kong?
I just said I was planning a trip there with my friend and I wanted to meet people to hang out with before I arrived, which was actually all true.
I'm visiting my gf exactly a month from now.

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>girls
>talking
are u even a robot

She was trying to get free food, but she matched with Chad and got free food and dick.

Don't remember the last time I talked to a girl.

last girl I spoke to
before that it was like 2 years and the same one
where tf are you supposed to find girls preferably ones free of mental illnesses

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