MOM WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT ME GETTING A JOB I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO GET A JOB HOW DO I GET A JOB

MOM WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT ME GETTING A JOB I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO GET A JOB HOW DO I GET A JOB

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have contacts and a network
if not, enjoy your poverty tier wage slaving

Acquire grants to attend a technical school and use them for books and boarding. Use your new skills at a high-paying job.
Ignore faggots like this guy, you go to school to build the network. Study is a solitary activity

>parents coddle you and do everything for you for the first 17 years of your life
>on the day you hit 18 you're expected to just magically know how to get a job and do adult stuff
>shamed and put down every day that you don't just conjure a career out of thin air
explain

>go to school to build the network
I LITERALLY HAVE NO FRIENDS THIS DOESN'T HELP

so much this
they've been trying to tell me i can't live alone and i have to make friends too despite telling me i didn't need anyone else since i was old enough to understand

hate to hijack your thread op but i 200% wouldn't mind a job if it were private. i can't deal with the thought of speaking to people...let me fold clothes or wash dishes. even shelve food idc

these types of behind the scene jobs are so hard to find though. it's fucking crazy, every employer wants you to be outgoing and sociable

I know the feel, user.
I went with the internet find-a-job sites. So far, it's been 3 months manual labour in shipyard (loved it, getting Jow Forums, getting paid for it, mentally relaxing) which failed due to shipyard going out of business, another 3 months of being unemployed cuz god bless 20% unemployment rate balkan countries, followed by another 3 months working in a call center (don't ever work in a call center user, I was telemarketing, it's hell), which I quit cuz I couldn't stand being another second there.

Basically, what you do is just mass-send applications everywhere and you can expect about 10-20% reply rate, sooner or later you'll find something.
Of course, being a robot like myself, you'll most likely hate any work, so I can only wish you luck in finding one you hate the least.

>turn 18
>parents haven't had a job in 8-9 years minimum
>expected to know how to apply to places, get my ID, how interviews work, how to fill out tax paper work
>they have no idea how to make a resume or how credit cards work when I ask
>have to live off of church food donations until my first job because they have absolutely no savings and expected me to instantly have money to feed myself because I'm an adult
I can't wait to get away from them all

HOW DO I EVEN WRITE A RESUME WHO DO I SHOW IT HOW DO I SHOW IT TO THEM

it's ok user. You can work with me at walmart if you want. I've been working there for 14 years and I can most definitely show you the ropes!

>parents haven't had a job in 8-9 years minimum
What have they been doing all that time? Living off gibs?

Over here, the common practice is to use the EuroPass CV to make a resume. Even if you're not EU, it'll still give you some decent enough guidelines.
When you're applying for a job, you send that with a .doc or .pdf application letter, where you need to convince them to at least get you there for an interview (yes, I know it sounds complicated, and yes, it is, it's fuckin' hard to write a decent enough application letter).

For the application letter, best thing to do would be to look up generic ones online, and modifying those (worked okay for me, even with translation)

not him, but I can relate. My father does odd jobs while on gibs and my mother is useless.

probably niggers, spics, sandniggers or trailer trash, senpai

i refuse to believe any sane person would work at walmart for 14 years

It's the only thing I have in life since I am a few years from 40 and don't have a GED. By normal standards, I'm a real piece of work. I don't want to die there, but it will most certainly happen, given my now mild chest pains.

Tell your vacuous faced cunt of a mom to fuck off.

>I am a few years from 40
why haven't you punched out yet

unfinished business. I need to set my brother up with something as he's the only remaining family I have left and whom got fucked over a lot worse than your humble correspondent.

>tfw 21 and never had a job
Is it over for me?

I BROKE THE TABLET THE SCHOOL GAVE ME AND I CAN'T GRADUATE IF I DON'T PAY FOR IT I NEED TO GET A JOB THIS SUMMER NOW

I have seen it, told this before
>failed uni, was 20, sent out 2-3 resumes a day
>21 finally get job after 14 months; janitor at big semi leasing support facility. Surrounded by diesel mechanics all day. I make $8/hour
>been there about 9 months, guy strides in. He is six three, 220, broad shoulders, strong jaw, blue eyes. Carrying a resume. Walks up to me, deep voice asks for manager. I point, he strides over, knocks, goes in
>I watch; he looks the manager in the eye, gave him a firm handshake, talked to him with a smile, they laugh a little, manager shakes his hand again
>guy starts next day. 18 years old. Started tech college at 16, graduated the day before I met him, our shop was first place he tried, started at $15/he. Soon he was making $20.
>he turned 21 left for a job selling high tech gear to trucking companies (got his 4 year online)
>that was 2 years back, he is 23, now, 3 years younger than me. He comes by in his Benz and drops off donuts for his old crew once a month or so, wearing $300 shirts. Dating a 10/10 girl, of course.
The bit about look them in the eye and give them a firm handshake works
Just not for us

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So they are basically glorified NEETs and they're telling their son off for his NEEThood? Pot and bloody kettle

Pretty bad but not too late. If employers ask about the gap in your CV/resume just tell them you went travelling for a couple of years to "find yourself" or some shit. Or just lie about your jobs

It took me until I was nearly 30 to tell them to fuck off. I feel these roles were reversed, given the deadbeat nature, and they had young children still for fucks sakes. I should have done it earlier and saved myself about $10k and disappointment of being more of a "bank" rather than their son.

I'm adopted so they get small amounts each month from that plus 2 other kids and they get food stamps and government shit but they have absolutely no savings
Yes they taught me absolutely nothing about anything and would yell at me and go berserk whenever I wouldn't spend 5+ hours a day outside looking for places to work

I didn't have a job until 23 but I went to uni. Was not an issue at all when searching for my first job.

damn nigger how do you know it doesn't work for you? this guy sounds like an actual winner not just some fuck boy type chad. you try giving the firm hand shake and not failing college.

second part sounds like b8

>Chad walked in and got offered a 560k/yr job at Wendy's after the manager got done worshipping his 46" cock

He is a winner
Hell, he is one of the nicest, most truly good, people I ever met.
The mechanics had to ask, he did not talk about himself except if asked
>dad some war hero type that was super smart; mom super smart stay at home who homeschooled all their kids. He was oldest of four sons. He spoke Latin, Greek, German, and Spanish, lifted weights, boxed. Also volunteer at homeless shelter, built school in Africa and shit in high school.
>never cursed, never said a bad word about anyone, worked hard as fuck, never complained, always cleaned up after himself instead of just expecting me to do it, always positive.
If it was late he would help me clean up so I could get home.
>you try it
I am afraid of people, I never look people in the eye

>>you try it
sorry i didn't mean to be mean user. just meant that the firm handshake and initiative works for just about everyone if they can muster it.

go online and apply to some shitty fast food jobs or entry level store jobs like target or walmart, or apply to some apprenticeships like plumbing or electrician, you can make bank i f you learn a trade

Certified diesel mechanics make $36k-$49k a year to start.
Guy in my dads shop that works on marine generators and has 20 years experience makes $180k/year working on billionares yachts, he never graduated from community college
My dad? He worked as a mechanic for 3 years go hired to sell big rigs, commission only, because he knows the tech. Dad makes fucking coin.
Sounds like the guy was underpaid because he was young

I know
That is why I am sad
But I have a job, and I make $12/hr, now

What did you study for it not being an issue?

That right there is the true chad. And that's the worst part of it, you envy him, but you can't bring yourself to hate him because he's a genuinely good guy.

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