Femanons & fembots : Describe your dream s/o in green text

Good taste, femanon
>does not watch porn
Yeah, I forgot this but it's pretty important

>tfw no bae

I love him. Life is surfing.

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>hot
>a woman
oops

Black hair, black eyes, med complexion.
INTP
134-137IQ, tested twice.
Fit, 176cm
24 sexual partners, I've had no complaints
I will most likely leave you eventually.

Give me your contact information babe.

will a femanon accept my social ineptness if i meet all their other criteria?

Dante from DmC
Original comment desu

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I am socially inept myself so yeah obviously

I'M YOUR PROM DATE YOU UGLY SACK OF SHIT

FUCK YOU

roasties and roasties*

Reminder that fembots aren't real and are just soulless whores.

He's been my husbando since the game came out.

That seems easy, isn't there more that you want? If it was that easy you'd already have a significant other, wouldn't you?

Any fembots that live in NY? One said yes yesterday but I was busy

Busy with what, fucking thots?

yeah i have an s/o already, i try not to be so picky , people are naturally flawed i dont expect much lol

No I was at work so I checked back too late

ITT: robots larping as women and more desperate robots trying to find themselves described in one of those

I like to come to these threads to remind myself that not even a fembot would want me

oh no you've caught us, we are all middle aged virgin neet men, darn

Ree Ree reeeeeeee3

>does drugs
>skinny
>long hair
>white
>bisexual

>race loyal to me
>doesn't fap to other women or anything else after we date
>probably disgusted by porn and doesn't like it
>thinks i'm ideal
>probably into mommy gf roleplay
>spends all his time with me, probably has no friends or they mean nothing to him

this, fem"bots" think they have it harder in one thread then come in here and post all their standards far above what any robot has.

None of my standards were really physical, just moral

Pretty good except the mommy thing, save it for the kids

>dream s/o
>standards
How can robots not understand that those are two different things?

I only come to fembot threads to see if any of them mention their fembot anus.

I want to sing someone to sleep and read him bed time stories, people say I have a cute soothing voice. Also forgot to add I want someone younger than me.

28 year old 6'3 white graphic designer and professional artist here. I hit the gym regularly (can dumbbell press 85 lbs for reps) and love comedy. Looking for a girl to dispel my virginity

>>probably into mommy gf roleplay

wat the fug

If I can't be your dream then I don't want to waste your time

What are your moral standards?

So you're lesbian, yes?

That sounds really nice actually. Would you cuddle while singing too?

Does 2D porn count? 3D is garbage, naturally
Also what race are you?

I'm not sure what you mean by 'race loyal to me' but all the other stuff sounds up my alley.

>My actual bf but blond

Henlo i am very strong and have guns and like rambo movies
I want a girlfriend to watch rambo movies with
Call me

I fit that criteria except I have a criminal record and I smoke/drink. I'm your boy, let's hook up staceface.

>teehee i want a masculine normal guy but he is not allowed to think people that preach masculinity is good are giving good advice because i want to fit in my radical feminist clique so my bf can't be into that, even though i would like it if he followed all the advice, teehee

>probably into mommy gf roleplay
My ex gf had that fetish. When I was laying pipe the way she liked it, she'd get so turned on and whisper "cum for mommy"
At first I thought it was really weird but then I realized she had really strong maternal instincts so I learned to appreciate it. Eventually I would just cum instantly when she'd say it.

Now that's some shit taste if I ever saw it.

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2D is fine because it's not real people, I'm not jealous of hentai
Normal porn is mentally unhealthy, as well as degenerate and immoral. I can't help but feel repulsed at the idea of my significant other looking at porn. It's outright mandatory that he should give it up for good.
>race
asian

Fuck, you understand me completely

>laying pipe

Why is it always the worst kind of horrible gutter people that have good things happen to them?

I think I've talked to you on Discord. I'm sure you'll find your guy, if you havent already

Remember even if you fit a femanons personality standards she's probably wanting a much more attractive guy than you

>cute voice and cute laugh
>someone I personally find attractive, though maybe not a... conventionally attractive person
>tall
>a little bit chubby
>plays vidya
>shy
>loyal
>makes me laugh
>passionate lover

>fembots
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

I never get tired of this joke.

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>137 IQ
I said intelligent user

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Same could be said about robots. My ideal guy looks like Domhnall Gleeson

women want guys that are "naturally" (say: genetically) masculine, they hate it if they are masculine because of any advice or upbringing on their part because they will feel it's fake, unreal or in your case it's "toxic" patriarchal masculinity, while tall, responsible, stoic and deep voice are good natural masculinitiies.

Not at all, robots dream girl just looks like a woman, any woman

What's trans dogma?

>race
>asian
y-you sure he has to be asian, yeah?
no love for a slav boy?

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Pls respond. Fuck

How is this an "ideal" when you could find that within an hour?

>24 sexual partners
Gross. Have you contracted thotrot yet?

I feel like no asian guys are loyal to their own race and want to cuck you if they could but it might be hypothetically optimal to be with one from north korea or south korea since porn is illegal there. A slav guy is okay, but why don't you date your own race? It's likely you'll just play with me for a few years then realize you want kids who look slavic so you can pass on your culture and whatnot

>a little bit chubby
Do women generally like this?
I'm not fat, but i just can't get them muscles to pop out so i look like i grab a beer every three minutes

Yes, I think it's cute desu

>so you can pass on your culture and whatnot
We literally don't have a culture because our youth butchered it, i wouldn't worry about that too much

I'm too poor to go to the US or wherever tho
You'll find your guy sooner or later, don't worry

I guarantee you'd have a crush on me. I'm not really shy though, more of the strong, silent type.

Will anyone ever love me fembots?

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Depends on the person. I find chubby guys to be better in bed, and nicer to cuddle with.

>not a nigger

>cute and or hot

>nice personality.

I'll admit, I have a trashy vernacular. I say laying pipe because it sounds better than "giving dick"

I like slightly chubby guys if they are tallish, the sex would be more animalistic

I find "when we were having sex" to be the least trashy way my dude

Chubby guys have shorter dicks cause of the fat though

Do you like hapas?

Not true
We have more T than skellies so we have bigger dicks
t. Genetically chubby guy (not a fatass who eats like a pig)

Than skellies, but a guy with a healthy build will have more dick showing

bodyfat % correlates with lower free testosterone due to increased aromatase.

Fat people have more estradiol and estrone and less testosterone and dihydrotestosterone.

Sorry to burst your bubble, tubby.

>1,90m
>24cm dick
>white
>blonde, blue eyes
>6 figures income
>smart
>open minded
>funny

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Strange how I match some of these descriptions perfectly yet get no replies. Almost as if all these hoes are just teolling

>We literally don't have a culture
The absolute state of polish men.

Being bushwookies during ww2 and winning with crusaders ONCE ain't no culture

Which descriptions do you match?

Oh, that sounds even cuter. What do you look like, user? What kind of hobbies do you have?

>won't hate me for being vegan
if you don't wanna be hated, don't be vegan, simple as that honey

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>shoulder length brown hair
>lanky
>soft face
>awkward
>geeky
>possibly aspie
>intelligent
Basically the guy I'm crushing on at work.

Seriously it is clear blue skies today with a comforting gentle breeze, it would be ideal for a nice date here in New York

Not that user but yes.
Original

Well, hypothetically I'll humor you. if you want me to cuck my own race and forfeit the potential of having pure blooded asian babies you have to have heavy yellow fever or I'm the cuck who will probably get cheated on. In most cases, it's just better to stick with your own kind and be proud of your identity.

good luck with that, fat fuck

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Do you prefer asian passing or white passing? I'm the latter.

>6'2 at least
>darker skin than me
>dark hair
>open minded / accepting about my beliefs
>lets me be a housewife
>drug enthusiast but not addict
>cigarettez
>understanding of my mental disorders but also uplifting and encouraging to get it together
>main love languages are physical touch and quality time
>wants to go innawoods
>wants kids
>likes animals
>likes my feet :^)
>doesnt watch porn
>doesnt masturbate often
>doesnt watch anime
>likes video games but doesnt play them too much
>can grow bodyhair and facial hair
>doesnt like media that is misogynist
>at the very least accepting of the fact that i will never shave
>not afraid of not being super manly all the time
>likes tickle fights
>emotionally intelligent
>respects his mother
>extremely monogamous
>extroverted
>can correct my behaviour without hurting me, can challenge my thinking without offending me
>protects me
>not greedy
>accepts when i pay for things and pays for things for me too
>sets goals with me and holds me accountable to things
>environmentally concious
>interest or will develop an interest in hunting/trapping/fishing
>likes guns and weapons but not too much
>TERF
>stronger jaw than me
>weighs considerably more than me
>likes to be active and encourages me to be active too

this is not bait

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>tfw met a guy who's exactly everything I'm into physically

>my height or a bit shorter (I'm 5'10)
>thin
>has long, curly black hair
>beard
>dark almond-shaped eyes
>mediterranean
>quite good-looking
>is quite older

He's actually interested and so far when we've spoken he seems polite and nice. I'll probably fuck this up though or he'll be a terrible person because there's no way I'm this lucky

I'm the one you originally replied to, I like hapas, I prefer asian passing ones but I guess it doesn't matter at all since my kids will be 75% and look fully asian. Based on limited experience, they're good guys.

oh i forgot
>long hair or eventually will grow his hair long
>cares about my nut and not just his
>makes me laugh i guess