HELP!!!! Got a huge staph cyst I need to pop on my asscheck, no one around so I have to do it myself...

see a doctor to treat it. Don't pop it by yourself. It will make things worse.

Underrated post, well done user

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Oh and you have a shaved ass?

Can I use nail clippers as it would be much easier?

The idea is to cut without putting pressure on the spot, that way the puss can drain a little before you really get to work.

If you go buy a new, sealed pair from the store and soak it in 70% alcohol or better, sure.

Yes. I don't shave all of it of course but at least trim the crack and the gooch. Do you not realize how disgusting shit-smeared, curly brown hairs look to women?

I would unironically use a knife, that's what I've done with zits and boils and stuff, just carefully slide it under and then squeeze out the gunk. Obviously the sharper the better, if you have something with carbon steel that would be ideal. The pain will not be that big of a deal if you handle yourself right mentally and physically, its just a little cut.

Also wash it out afterwards duh

But that's clearly your nipple OP

I think OPs ass jungle isn't the reason he can't attract women

You posted this thread 2 days ago. You said you were going to get it checked and possibly drained?

there will be a lot of content hence do it in a bathtub

>tfw you pop your cyst that's right next to your groin
Feels like cumming. I love watching the bloated bit slowly shrink as you squeeze the puss out.

your best bet is to pinch the nipple with your fingernails till its pierced

if it is a staph infection you might need antibiotics. just be sure to clean the wound two times a day with a iodine antiseptic( such as Povidone-iodine)

I went yesterday, the public dermatologist can take me next monday and a private one would charge me about 60euros. It hurts like hell I can't wait so long, about to pop it with nail clippers

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pls keep posting pics lad

don't fucking do it user. take some anti-inflammatory drug or some kind of numbing drug. don't fucking do it.

Don't use those nasty rusty fucking things. Find something clean and disinfect it first you mongoloid

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literally a perfect representation of healthcare
Its free you wait
you want now you pay

>Using a crusty ass nail clipper

You shouldn't be this daft, user.

>he wants sepsis
Don't do it user, it can get fatal.

don't use clippers, take apart a razor or get a scalpel, If you use a box cutter the blades are oiled so scrub it

also burn the blades before you use, give it a small stab

if you use nail clippes it will create a large hole that will scar, get some tooth numbing gel

also ice

DO IT user. POST PICS. I AM CLOSE. KEEP EM COMING. POST PICS.

What should I use? I got a butter knife my razor and nail clippers.

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go to a doctor
originoli

How do I take apart my razor? I have been using it for a month I don't know if that makes a difference

I'm very originally waiting for pics

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Don't you have a needle you could use?

No needles?
If you can, take a blade out of the razor and heat it with a lighter on its cutting edge.
Likewise for a needle.
this kills the bacteria

You can't just take these apart. He was talking about old school safety razors

Just keep putting hot moist compresses on it to draw the infection out. Since there is no whitehead, it means the infection is kinda deep and lancing it now would just make it come back with a vengeance. The compress will draw the infection out, do it for 3 days every single minute and it'll draw out all the puss and bacteria, then lance it.

Enjoy getting an even worse infection.

If it hurts like hell then leave it alone. You should only lance it if there is no pain. As it is, all red and painful like that, just leave it. It's not ready yet.

No needles but I found scissors, how do I sharpen them?

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This.
No visible puss (white head) means trying to pop it is going to hurt a fuck ton and only make it worse.

Get a trap boi who could suck the pus out like he does to a dick, good luck user

yeah, those look safe use them

Im not an idiot, they aren't sharp, how do I sharpen them

just wait until your appointment, you are the type of person who will make it worse and come in to the ER with a huge necrotic hole where his butt cheek should be

Hey op musician here who sits while he practices, I getthese Frequently cause sitting a lot and my best advice is to wait and it'll eventually pop on it's own not worth fucking up

find a fine textured stone and use that

I've had it for about two years, two years I waited for a fucking whitehead so I can pop the cyst, nothing. Fot the last week I can only lie on my stomach, it ends today

>guy can either wait for free treatment
>or pay about as much as people with insurance pay for copays for a problem like this in America
Yeah wow what a shitty system.

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Im in a city, anything in my apartment I can use?

You actually get them from being an overweight sack of shit.
Also, munching away at McDonalds, while loud in itself, isn't a fucking musical instrument lardass!

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Why the fuck wouldn't you just go to the doctor for this?

I'm 6ft and 135pounds, it's so from sitting for long periods of time

If that's the case 100% wait to see a specialist op don't do it

HOW DO I SHARPEN SCISSORS AT HOME?
Also all I got is beer for alcohol does it work for dissinfection?

More like 531 pounds you heifer.
Pic related, the 7th Earl of Sandwich (PBUH). It's how you'll end up soon.

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Stop being afraid and do it. A good plan now is better than a great plan later. Just burst it open and post pictures. Beer works fine for disinfection.

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no if you are going to use alcohol you need high proof hard liquor

you're diy doctor situation keeps getting worse
please stop

Being overweight makes it worse (more pressure and more likely to sit a lot) but it is just sitting that forms these. I used to sit in a computer chair all day long, even sleep in it, during my NEET days and got a ton of these on my ass cheeks. I don't get them anymore. But I do have a scar from a particularly bad one from years and years ago.

I think you're lying op. Timestamp ass.

awww someone's projecting

You take them apart and sharpen them like knives, user. Then you get an infection.

>please stop
Why do you care?

Keep going OP.

Going to burn the scissors and pop it wish me luck

Why don't you just go to the store and buy the appropriate tools, isopropyl alcohol etc.? You could have been there and back by now. Better yet just go to a doctor.

Dumb faggot

good point
enjoy your infection OP

>Going to burn the scissors and pop it wish me luck
Wait, you should live stream it user in case you die while doing it and can't provide pics

Have fun in the ER op

Fatboys ITT.

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Why the fuck are you idiots trying to get him to go to the docs? We could have a nocr messy show.

Also checked.

6 foot 3, 73 kg

literally kill yourself my man

I have one of these on my inner thigh that comes and goes (pops) every few weeks. How come yours has lasted for years? They should pop on their own.

Probably because he's been sitting on it for years

youtube.com/watch?v=5sL-nk-rcqY

Check out this video. I love watching shit like this.

But I'm also a useless obese NEET who sits on his pc all day. I hate this boil, I've had it for years, but it goes dormant for a few weeks after popping and then gets refilled with pus for the next few weeks. How do I break this cycle? Will draining it with a hot needle work?

More like 730 KG.
You beached whale.

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Beer is like 5% alcohol. If you really want to disinfect it use something stronger. Get some actual disinfectant from a drug store or something.

Also, soak the cutting tool in boiling water if you have a kettle at hand.

I had some kind of abscess / cyst on my temple that was first colorless and under the skin, then it enlarged to the skin surface and became red

I stuck a knife in it and squeezed the contents out and now it looks like a crater of scar tissue

STOP BEING A PUSSY

> GET A SHARP NEEDLE GROWING RED-HOT USING A MATCH OR A STOVE
> while it's hot, poke it open
> put on some latex gloves and squeeze it to drain
> repeat if necessary

next douse it in disinfectant, cover it with neosporin and a band-aid

Dip it in acid.

>I had some kind of abscess / cyst on my temple that was first colorless and under the skin, then it enlarged to the skin surface and became red
>I stuck a knife in it and squeezed the contents out and now it looks like a crater of scar tissue
In two different threads? You ain't got to lie to kick it, senpai.

Sit down really fast

holy fuck I needed that thanks user

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Just push through the pain. It will feel fucking orgasmic

Use the butter knife. Heat it over a candle; then immediately cut. It will cut through the skin like a knife through butter.

Don't listen to them, user. Beer might not be the best disinfectant, but it's more than sufficient. Make sure you get some inside the abcess as well, once you've aqueezed it empty. It's impossible to get out all the shit, and it'll just grow back in a month if you don't disinfect it.

Did OP do it yet? Just get on with it, we want to see puss!

You should get a sewing needle and heat it up using a match, and sterilize with rubbing alcohol just to be sure, then lightly press in the center of it where the pore is clogged, but don't try to make a large hole, a tiny prick that releases the pressure, then you can squeeze it and then clean the surrounding area with rubbing alcohol.

Post a vid of it though

Beer doesn't work, it will only make it worse since the alcohol content is too low. Instead there are many nutrients in it bacteria loves. Buy desinfectant at the drug store or at least use strang af vodka or something.

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Don't burn the scissors at all. This creates mustard gas.

Thought you went to the doctor

why tf your asscrack horizontal

>the public dermatologist can take me next monday and a private one would charge me about 60euros
lmao this is what americans want