How to get cancer? No. I dont own radioactive shit. No trump bench wont give u instant melanoma. So? What else?

How to get cancer? No. I dont own radioactive shit. No trump bench wont give u instant melanoma. So? What else?

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Eat some of your identical twins cancer

Wtf? Are you high?

Chain smoke for 40 years. Worked for my grandma.

I got no idea man. Maybe mold? Old nuts?

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It got to be fast man. I already smoke man. Man man. I knew ill get a bunch of useless answers man man

Man man man.... man

Good idea bread. Cmon I also want some answers

U could eat some chemicals but dunno bout cancaa

Open up a smoke alarm
Eat alpha emitter
Get cancer
Die

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That sounds interesting. Where did u get that from? Is it enough radiation

Browse /b/ for a few months/years.

Eat asbestos or put your dick in the microwave

sniff pure benzene while chain smoking, whilst spraying pesticides on all your hown grown crops on a sunny day with full skin exposure to sun rays. Do that for a couple of months and you'll at least notce something

Smoke burning plastic bottles
Inhale asbestos

buy cheap microwave, take the door off, force the little safety thing down so it operates with no door, turn on and point at dick. enjoy

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Move to Los Alamos and start chugging the groundwater.

There was a former boy scout some years ago who built a functioning reactor in his grandmother's shed or something using radioactive material from stolen smoke alarms. So yes, it should be enough radiation.

Browes reddit

Enjoy the stage five cancer

motherfucker i was gonna post that.

take like a fuckton of phenylalaline and or aspartane (found in many sugar free products, and sugar substitutes). take absurd amounts of it. make sure you smoke also, go5 packs a day minimum. you'll develop it soon enough

quality post. this will give you easy dick cancer

Cancer sucks pretty bad OP

would this actually work though
t. brainlet

he faked his credentials and bought like 200 of them from a manufacurer, and then he bombaded radiactive paint chips form antique clocks he bought at thrift stores...

if you really want cancer, jsut start smoking and be a /fa/ edgelord, at which point women might actually find you attractive.

alternatively expose yourself to any industrial chemicals that have "carcinogen" written in the safety data sheet.

if all else fails, go to your nearest radio transmitter, can be a radio station or cell phone tower, there will be a big sign that says hazard, stand past the sign until you feel warm and fuzzy inside, thats your body cooking form the inside out

Browse 9GAG

Take a trip to Chernobyl

If you're going there, may as well aim to get inside and rub your nuts on the elephant's foot.

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take the door off your microwave and run it for a while.

Not the right kind of radiation, it will just burn your skin.