"All units, this is HQ, reports that normies and chads along with stacies and SJWs have sieged the city of Borgton and are attacking, please respond and assist Police and other units, HQ out"
EMERGENCY
Lincoln Morris
Julian James
*Krzzh* "Maoist Squad 4 reporting in, requesting Air Support" *Buzz*
Josiah Cooper
"This is MEME Squad, raining down hell as you asked!"
Cameron Bell
(Whoops, forgot picture)
FUCK THIS SHITTY RULE
Jack Morris
"THIS IS BETA-6! HAVING HEAVY FIRE FROM BOTH SI-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" *Static*
Robert James
Operation "Lost Tendies" is a go, we just need final confirmation before we go through with it.
Josiah Barnes
Beta-6, this is HQ, please confirm your status
Eli Thomas
more like /r9cringe/
Daniel Williams
BA-2002 ENGAGING MULTIPLE CHADS. SECTOR B-6 OVERRUN. REQUESTING BACKUP.
Michael Long
"You have reached the radio of solider Beta-6, they are currently busy, please try again in 999 years" *Beep*
John Peterson
Permission granted, give them hell
"Sending Fighter Jet Tendie-2 to your location!"
Landon Baker
ASPIE-9 REPORTING IN.
RELEASING CHEMICAL WEAPONARY IN FORM OF POOPOO PEEPEE OVER THE CHAD STRONGHOLD. WEAR PANTY MASKS WHEN CLEARING OUT THE BUILDING.
OVER.
*hangs up radio*
Damn... We will go to the Social Justice War Crimes Court for this, if we ever get out alive.
Andrew Johnson
"This is H-" *Explosion followed by REEEEEEs and BRUHHHHHHS* "HQ IS UNDER ATTACK! DIE CHAD!" *Gunshots from a Glock*
Ayden Taylor
HEAVY DAMAGE SUSTAINED. HULL INTEGRITY COMPRIMISED. ENGAGING KAMIKAZE MODE. INITIATING FUEL CELL DETONATION SEQUENCE.
Brayden Hughes
*runs into a horde of chads, then explodes*
Caleb Wood
"Th-This is..H-H-H-HQ...The damn Tyrones and Traps overrun our defences, in a bunker now, going to commit an hero, this is HQ, signing off...for the last time" *Shotgun sound*
Michael Myers
NO! god damn it! We are going to need to send an elite team in and clear the area, that area is to critical for the war!
Jose Collins
>16 replies
>6 posters
wew samefagots
Jackson Mitchell
7 with you and 8 with me, nigger
Nolan Adams
"This is Python 2-4, i am scouting the area and i see them setting up a sissy Hypno camp, we need a airstrike
Jeremiah Wilson
We only got two 747's left, I will be sending them over to destroy the area.
Levi Turner
Thanks, moving away from base, let them burn in hell
Noah Hernandez
"Th-This is Python 2-4, after 1 hour, they have surrender, Borgton back in robot hands, going back to base in Evac, you may see me in another battle, for now, adios"
RIP
HQ Commander Ziggy
Beta-6
Juan Reed
Take off every PIG.
For great NEETbux.
Charles Morris
Weamacht 6th division holding succesfully, requesting clearence to advance
Jose Mitchell
MAYDAY, MAYDAY!
HQ, this is Omega-3, normies are swarming my position! Broken Ero, Broken Ero! Requesting airstrike on my current position! How copy?!