Hows life /bisexual/ robots

Hows life /bisexual/ robots

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Doing fine my boy. How are ya?

still holding out for a gf

Just got e-bf so im feeling pretty good for no

goot. ddsffdds

Man... If only I could be so lucky. Well good luck with that :]

>Hows life /bisexual/ robots
Stupid meme sexuality

Protip: Don't be openly bi unless you have a gf. It's better to be seen as gay.

Why does your personality revolve around your sexuality >:(

>implying it doesn't for breeders

>/bisexual/
Kill yourself faggot, /heterosexual/ for life

What compels him to post this?

>implying I haven't transcended putting my dick in a hole

I've never even tried and it happens.

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r9k turned me into a mentally ill gay faggot

ate my own cum

Best part about being bisexual is that you now have two genders to reject you.

How long did that take? I started tasting mine in my teens. I still do most of the time, for diagnostic purposes.

i was about 22-23 i think, i didn't start it until I was 21 on r9k

r9k literally was the cause and interracial porn, probably ruined my life, the nail in the coffin.

now intrusive thoughts tell me to hook up with guys on grinder and wear women's clothing and to kill myself.

what kind of life is that? I still want a gf and everything as well. despair

What I did was make friends with a nerdy virgin otter and he accidentally became a bf. Way better than the prison gay ex who is too straight to even look at twink butt.

>erp with stupid sissy sluts to take care of my sexual urges
>otherwise live a quiet life of vidya/anime/internet
Pretty content honestly

yeah it doesn't appeal to me, I just feel like the matrix is pushing it on me to break my spirit

Enjoy your fat wife :-)

i don't' have a fat wife

You will. Meek guys like you always do.

Stuff's going ok. There's this cute girl that I work with that's just my type and the same kind of lonely robot type as well. I don't know how to tell if she likes me or not, and I don't even know if it's worth trying to do anything as I'm only in town for the summer before I move back to the city for school. What do?

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what if i told you that being bisexual is just a phase, theres no such thing as fully grown bisexuals

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So your saying that bisexuals eventually settle down with one person and dont just endlessly hop from vagina to dick to dick to vagina to dick to vagina
Who would have known?

too much of a bitch to ask the guy (he's gay) i'm bicurious about if i can suck him off. what to do

>tfw no dominant buff bf
>tfw no cutesy feminine gf

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fat girls want chad now

i might just an hero honestly I'm really at that point of no return

but who cares, think I'll just lie and say I have a gf to people

I'm not even bisexual, just a pervert with porn

>bisexual male but only date men
>fine

>bisexual male but only date woman
>denial/repressed fag

Why can't I just fuck bitches?

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My fat brother has a fat gf. What's stopping you? Are you just a passive bitch who should get used like one?

Until you want to be with a man, you're straight by default so what are you whining about?

>Tfw bi & still virgin

I like traps but my cock shrivels at the thought of fucking another man. What am I?

Pretty good, Chlamydia symptoms went away.

you're straight sweaty

Ok. Started fapping to furry shit again