What's the gayest thing you've done

Yeah I uh, lose all control whenever I go into cocklust mode so if someone was there they'd be able to do whatever they wanted with me

Sour and it left a pretty bad aftertaste

Mine just taste like extremely salty snot. The texture was really gross.

Damm, nos it sounds like I really missed out :(

ate my best friends cum. we both jerked of into a stocking then swapped to taste.

Maybe not, user, where are you from?

Gay Sweden, though I'm gonna be in Cali this summer.

I'm actually in the UK

Also I can't help it but: SWEDEN YES

eat more fruits!

Like really runny snot.

I made out with a guy at a party
>mfw I got a boner

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When you say eat more fruits, do you mean enlarged plant ovaries or homosexuals?

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Shook a mans hand for slightly too long. I washed my hands with glue for hours after. Now I always wear gloves (just in case).

Its ammonia and bleach for gay residue. You can mix it up in the garage, just shut all the doors and windows first.

Sucking a friend's dick, playing with his balls and ass (he also sucked my dick and played with my balls). But to be fair, i think that neitheir of us knew what we were doing. So although the acts themselves might have been gay as fuck, i wouldn't really call them gay.
>inb4 how could you not know you fucking faggot
Because we were about 5~7yo that's why.

>28 yo khv looking for fembot gf on discord
>get catfished by a trap
>was gonna block but became bicurious
>took responsibility for her (his) horniness and gave her JOI
>started asking for lewd pics, trap sends them
>felt like it would only be fair to send some back so do just that
>send each other lewd snaps, boiclit pics, etc
>post orgasm realized that I did something that is basically as gay as gay sex
>never had a gf, never had a date, was looking for a str8 relationship
>first lewd thing I ever did was sext with a trap
So idk, I still like women but basically I just gotta admit I am clearly a homofaggot now.

You sound like you are from Sweden

Sucked dick for Pokemon cards

Kissed a mate on the cheek because he was getting way to lovey-dovey with his girlfriend.

Was this back in the late 90s and you were in high school or something?

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That's not gay, that's capitalism.

You made me laugh a little, but no, i'm not even from that continent.

Why do these fags keep making these repetitive threads.

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held hands with a friend. but that was years ago and I don't have friends now.

Oh, well damn. Maybe I'll have to stop by the UK sometime.

I know what you mean dude, i've also sexted a few guys, the shared lust is really addicting.
At this point i Just accept that i'm bi, i'm not really all that gay and i find most guys disgusting, but i still get horny and want to fuck some guys.

>Kissed a really good friend of mine (who at the time, I only knew for about 2 months and he had a boyfriend who didnt mind). Tongue and everything.
>Did it because funs, we were going out with a bunch of peeps and drunk
>tfw I actually just did it out of curiosity
>tfw I felt nothing and confirmed my superior heterosexuality

s u p e r g a y b o i

Yes please, if you did you could use me like your own personal fucktoy

In primary school some nerd faggot kept pinching my cheeks and told me its so good to do so, and i just kinda let it happen.

Prolly had sex with more than 20 guys always been the top gotten my ass licked dick sucked more than 50 times or so i cannot have sex with a woman anymore probably out of boredom

Thats absolutly cute

Ahh, user this is making my peepee hard.

shame I can't have it inside me, stretching me out and making me moan

Stop saying gay things! Or I am gonna have to punish you by using your mouthpussy like my personal onahole

sucked a relative's dick. wasn't consensual tho.

Oh noo, I can't help myself, so I guess you're just gonna have to do that, and I don't even know if I'll learn my lesson

what show is that catgirl from?
i've seen her posted before but have no clue as to source

ooh enlighten mr. redneck

>Girl
Ohh boy I have some bad news for you.

not a redneck.

spent several weeks living with an uncle when my mom was in the hospital. he touched me, made me sleep in his bed, made me suck him off a few times. not really fun times.

Let my roommates know about my anal habits.

Even though I was always an atheist, and disliked christfaggots, I went to church for having no other options, and at one point my youth pastor touched my great american challenge dildo, and another a guy with Crohn's that was small due to it, though eighteen, I grabbed his ass whilst we were laying on the floor together.

Also, I made up a game where we all, probably won't believe this, put on blindfolds and crawled around the house we were renting, making cat noises and fighting each other, like cats would.

Also asked the cute little roomie, with crohn's his gf, without him knowing, if she'd rectally fist me, but in my defense she kept bothering me using my computer while I tried to sleep, and when I'm laying down in bed I get more horny for some reason and, yeah.

>can I have a ride?
>just took sleeping pills NO
>sigh
>gawd wish had ride
>etc
>NO
>if only had ride XD
So I asked. She said no all aghast, and that was the only time I ever asked a girl to do anything anal to be.... or grabbed a man's ass. When underage other things happened, but you know, that's less gay, though gayer things did happen back then.

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about a year ago my parents went away on vacation for a week, I broke down and bought a dildo online and spent all week crossdressing and fucking myself in the ass. I think about this a lot because it felt really good.........

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>Catgirl
He's felix argyle, i'll let you Google the rest.

>friend tongue kisses me then sucks my dick
>become really obsessed with him for about a month, until we stop talking as much
In my defense, he was really cute and girly looking and I don't regret it, but that's embarrassing to admit. It was my first and only kiss too.

I want to do this too if my parents ever go away for a while. going to order girl clothes and bounce on a fat dildo for the entire time they're away

Cuddled with my best friend at camp back in 7th grade. BTW I was 13

Sucked my brother's dick and gave him a handjob

I fapped for a guy over vc on discord a few times.

Not gay cos I fapped to hot anime, who ever listened was gay though

Younger or older brother? Also, how old were you and your bro?

ive tried mine as well

as for the gayest thing a towel hanger fell off my bathroom do i looked at it and thought i could use it for prostat stimulation and i did it and dam best orgasim ever no wonder gay dudes are sluts now i just gotta try not doing all the time since its gay

i respect the dubs

but holy shit you're a living 'my uncle the rapist meme' veteran victim.

how old & did you ever tell your family about it and if so when?

Got fucked in the ass by a stranger I met on grindr who was over 20 years older than me and made him cum fast.

ive told some friends about some ainl things i did i told them to try it since its good and i have this theroy that all men have tasted there own cum which im sure is true

oh, sorry, I'm not a meme tho. :/

I was 9, so I didn't really know what was going on, only that it made me uncomfortable. I told my mom at the time about having to sleep in his bed, and she basically kept him away from me from that point on. don't know if she guessed about the rest or talked to him about it, and at this point I'd rather not know either way.

Back when i was thinner, I sucked the head of my own dick and came in my mouth, but only just that one time.

You about die trying to do that when not very thin, nor beyond average flexible.

Also, I'm str8 for the record of course.

own 3 dildos

one is a horse

Damn dude, at least props to your mom for sufficiently picking up on it to keep him away from you. You ever experience like flashbacks or problems or smth nowadays?

i am slightly overfit and really unfleraxble but that hasent stoped me from trying but couldent do it also one of my friends said he could do it when he was 15 but he was obease back then i think he drepmt it and thought it was real ive dreampt it a few times

It's not that fun.

You can't breath, only get an inch or so in (with me), and nearly break your neck whilst gagging on cum suddenly, so don't feel too bad.

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also for about half a year i was madley in love with one of my best mates it started when he was being overfriendly with me hugging alot even laying down on my lap then he got drunk and said we should get married i was really lonley and still am so i entertained the option over it now and now gay

i probally couldent get that much in since only got a 6 inch dick even if i was flexiable enough i dident think my cum tasted that bad i ate it after doing prostate milking so i hadent cum yet and dident get the regret

sometimes there are smells that remind me of him or his house and that kind of takes me back, it's really annoying and I have to leave wherever I am at the time. I still regularly think about it and that I should have told my mom sooner. I'm also scared of intimacy in general but idk if that's related, I've always been kinda timid.

Spread my naked butt wide towards a friend when I was like 10, he did the same

we genuinely did it to see what was going on down there, in retrospect it was pretty gay

Also fapped to gay porn multiple times, really want to get in the mood to fuck a guy irl but it has not worked out so far

like cum
oregano

Fapped to gay porn of a dude coming in another dude's mouth. No trannies involved, jsut regular dude on dude.

What motivated you at that age user?

>milking
Gay lingo is always so bothersome, but anyway, it's more to do with how you bend more so then how long you are. Breathing air out helps you bend over more, though your spine really doesn't allow for it to happen.

I might be seven also, so if I can only get in a bit, then maybe it isn't averagely possible.

>ptsd meme
Do you relate to that Red Riding Hood song from Into The Woods, that play?

As you're posting in a gay thread, did it excite you at all, maybe turn you gay?

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Did you ever consider to visit the doctor and possibly get a referral for a psychologist? Sounds like you never got the opportunity to process it, which, as I interpret it now, has led to negative recurring thoughts

I let a guy fuck me while neither of us were dressed like a girl

I probably should see someone, but I'm also kinda scared to talk about it irl, like I still don't think I could tell my mom about everything.

it didn't excite me, just weirded me out and made me uncomfortable. not even sure what my sexuality is tho, like I might be into guys on some level? or maybe I'm just fucked in the head.

Fapped with another guy in a Discord call.
>Tfw lost e-virginity.

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Ofc it's scary user, doesn't make it any less necessary/beneficial to talk about it.

Dw about telling your mom about all of it, first talk about it with a professional psych, after that you can decide for yourself. But talking about it out loud, hearing the words instead of in your thoughts, is a difficult step, it's a big step, but from there on I can guarantee you that it will feel relieving. After that first step, you can only improve more.

It's a big first step, it's scary, but deep down you have to know that how terrifying it may be, it will help you so so so much in the long run.

A taxi driver in vietnam tounge kissed me when I was too drunk. Im not a fucking fag though

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ah man, I know you're probably right but it still sounds absolutely terrifying if I'm honest. :/ at least therapy and doctors are free here so I can't use that as an excuse not to go. thanks for the supportive words tho.

Be bisexual

got paid money to be in some weird gay fetish videos

did you say no homo then its alright also once i jacked off with other dudes on omeagle and i use to love streching my asshole but stoped when it started to bleed why did i do those things

Np user, I have never experienced what you have, but I have experience with being terrified out of my mind to say something about that, but I can also say that once you get the words over your lips, you have a guaranteed personal win, and you will only get/feel better from there on.

I'm not forcing you or anything to do it, but just consider it. Make an appointment with the doctor, give some slight hints here and there but if the doctor really doesn't understand, try to work more and more towards being more specific. They are legally obligated to keep it to themselves, and they will not judge if that plays a part in keeping it to yourself.

I just can't stand the damage a family member does and leaves such persistent damage, let alone that he got away it.

Anyway, the choice is up to you. Least you can do is consider it user. All the best to you.

Joined a /ftt/ (fapping together) discord server and fapped with another anons
Literally circlejerked

a-user was it a metal t-towel hanger?!
di-did you use the pointy curved bit?!

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>Be Theo

yeah it did was good

Probably getting spitroasted by trannies

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Bro you are crazy. If you slipped or pushed a little too hard you could have penetrated your intestines and died in exruciating pain

na it wasent sharp it was a rounded edge

Fapped to gay furry porn on several occasions. Usually fap to straight porn but you have to change it up sometimes.

Sucked off my friend multiple times and swallowed.

sucked like 2 whole dicks and then kissed a boy on the lips without brushing my teeth immediately afterwards

Suck my brother's dick

Bought a dragon dildo. Imagine myself getting ass blasted by Charizard.

I shoved a toothbrush in my ass. Nearly pierced my colon.