Balkans general

>balkans thread appears
>people immediately start fighting
classic balkans

Poland has a higher standard of living than the majority of the countries from the Balkans.
Kys you shit cleaner.

Greetings from Greece

Balkan thred.fighting.Aaahhh balkans never change you would be boring whitout it.
P.S. Serb here.

There's a reason why the term ''balkanization'' exists.
Hello Greek bro, your people have a nice and unique alphabet. Tell me why you think your economy went to shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=U67MRAPKXzU
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Why is Macedonia even a country? Should be part of Bulgaria desu.

>Bosnian artillery
>basically 10 turks throwing kebabs at you

Crobot here, I actually like Serbots. They're okay.
fuck Botnians though, fucking Turkspawn

Northern albanians are some of the most tall and white with blue eyes people in entire europe. Also some of the mose homogenous genetically speaking. This is admitted even by a nordic nazi... Whose name i cant remember

It didn't have to be this way though. Had they not embraced Islam and try to eliminate all the christians

You can't say we didn't try.

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because of this guy. He was wrong.

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It's a proxy state of the US to exert control over the region. They have no identity, that's why they usurped greek history and their very name is a joke. It's quite sad for all parties involved.

t. greek

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anschluss when?

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>Bosnia still exists as a country
If Serbia so stronk how come you failed to defeat a bunch of subhuman turks ? Inb4 NATO, no excuses this time.

Much like Bosnia.

Fuckin' Croats...

Romania here. Why did your retarded countries decide to fight each other for territory instead of removing the islamic cancer known as Bosnia and splitting it up ? Both of your countries would've been bigger now. We should've helped as well with the removal, the fact that this is not the official timeline is disappointing.

For that, Croats blame the Serbs, Serbs blame the Americans, and Bosnians are making burek.

Northeastern Romania is most definitely slavic.

Southern and western Romania is balkan.

Defining ethnicity by geopolitical lines is extremely autistic.

>why didn't you split your territory
This is not how the world works.

>Northern albanians
maybe, but the albos living in Macedonia are so inbred you can literaly tell they are albanian just by looking at them

Srbe na vrbe

Ps: sanjak is rightful bosnian clay pls return it

Because everyone in the balkans knows that if there is one group of people guaranteed to chimp out and ruin everything for everyone its the s*rbs

Reminder that the s*rbs are so insidious that they even helped the turks put down the bosnian uprising

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Croats and s*rbs couldnt even beat the mighty mujos 2 on 1 in the 90s lmao

>tfw greater BiH soon

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Attack Bosnia on two fronts and take as much as you can. The more efficient your army is the more you can take, redraw the borders when the two armies meet and sign a non-aggression pact. Basically what happened to Pooland in WW2.

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Bosnians will never ever trust Croats or Serbs again. Bosnia will be cleansed from the Serbo-Croat scum.

This is our land, we will never leave.

They already tried that once, they got slapped around so badly the croats came crawling back.

The HOS was also split on the issue whereas the s*rbs were just blitheringly incompetent as per usual

>inb4 it was duh natoz

Nato did more to stop croats and s*rbs killing eachother in croat krajina than they did at all in bosnia.

This, but i dont mind the croats as long as they know their place

youtu.be/xG0q1kzEY2Y

This thread is now under the suzerainty of the sanjak of bosnia

The Albanians in Croatia are also clearly inbred subhumans. It's so visible it's almost comic. My little sister has one in her class.
Pic related, see if you can spot the little inbred, you got one try

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>we will never leave
>half the country left for Germany
How's that workin' out for ya?

Slovenija ni balkan.

>mountain croats
>not balkan

>implying Bosnia would exist right now if Croats didn't interfere
And frankly, the only reason the Croatian-Bosnian war even broke out was cuz, while they did fight the serbs together, both the Bosniaks and the Croats couldn't work together and tried to...
Uglavnom, krenuli se nadjebavat, kreteni.

>alpine serbs
>not balkan

>tfw born albanian
>in the shitholest capital in the world

the one under the teacher? It's pretty hard since they are kids but when they grow up some look even more inbred than pic related

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If you mean the one on the right, you're absolutely correct, user.

>Reminder that the s*rbs are so insidious that they even helped the turks put down the bosnian uprising
I knew balijas are retarded, but this retarded kek

go choke on olive peder

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fucking hell man, it's like when you can spot jews because of the nose

>Romanians aren't slav-

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>be macedonian
>half your country is greek
>steal greek history
>the other half is bulgarian
>steal bulgarian language
>w-we're a r-r-real country, I s-swear

Taking bets on what part of your country you'll lose next vlach

It worked in ww2 when the aim of the game was to send to s*rb to his rightful homeland

50 euro on vojvodina.

i know that most greeks outside of peloponnese are basically slav/turk mix but i'm talking about the ancient Macedonians. Present Macedonians are slavs who felt seperate identity form the Bulgarians and wanted to build a "Balkan Switzerland" (pic related) where every ethnicity will be considered Macedonian but the idea failed.

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>Balkans thread
>everyone immediately starts fighting with each other

kek

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East Asians do this too and it's hilarious.

>Why did your retarded countries decide to fight each other for territory
Same reason why your retarded leader decided to kill himself right after repaying the entire Romanian foreign/IMF debt.