>27 y/old manlet virgin >'oh god if I don't have sex soon I'm just done' >gather confidence to order escort >qt 24 y/old brunette is at the door >5''1 teeny tiny white girl, like one of those girls that look like they could get knocked down by mild wind >awkward greeting, can't make eye contact >'should I act like this is a real date or?' >offer her scotch >have a couple of awkward scotches through stilted conversation >she seems distracted >keeps looking at her phone >'in the mood yet user?' >I sit on the bed and kind of wait like a sperg >starts taking her dress off >phone rings, she picks it up >face creases up >can hear distressed person X on the other end >girl says 'is this real?', hangs up >starts wailing >'I'm sorry user my father just passed I knew I shouldn't come tonight but I'm in so much debt I thought he was stable I should have been there he was all alone what have I done what have I done >hold her while she cries >keep looking at her purple lacy bra >stroke her hair >'t-thank you user, you don't have to pay me >tell her I will anyway >she skulls the scotch >passes out in my arms >gently move her onto the bed and put a blanket over her >fall asleep >wake up to a hand-written letter of her apologising and thanking me >she's gone >I never paid her
I'm scared though. Would that be creepy? What would I even say? 'Hey I really like you from the night your dad died'
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Camden Gonzalez
nah thats a good lead off sentence im sure she will be grateful you were listening to the details of her story. she is also likely in more debt from attending to her late father's necessary funeral and burial stuff so you can tell her you will pay her an extra $20 if she calls you daddy while fucking
Jackson Morris
If you do this you have to make it about checking to see if she's alright.
Chase Moore
Scam him for what? A couple of drinks?
NO OP. Do not call her again. There is absolutely ZERO emotional attachment from her end, and you can't stop thinking about her. But she's a hooker, not just some chick you were going to hook up with. DO NOT CALL HER AGAIN. Find another escort and try again. Let that one go. Move forward.
Colton Scott
OP please see this reply Don't call her.
Ryder Robinson
kek do this op and record it
Xavier Gutierrez
Ask her if she's ok. Maybe you can fuck her for free!
>t. kissless virgin
Leo Thomas
I know she's a filthy hooker but I feel like I saw this innocent fragile side of her that night and I held her and stroked her hair like I was protecting her and I hadn't even touched a woman besides hugging my fucking cousins in the holidays
Hunter Cook
maybe this. maybe I could... I could save her?
Jaxon Lewis
Yeah they're all humans, just stupid worthless humans
Thomas Jones
I just don't know that that's true anymore...like some of the shit she was saying man, maybe that's just everyone in grief but damn
Bentley Bell
>tell her you will pay her an extra $20 if she calls you daddy while fucking My fucking sides, holy shit. Do this OP, don't be a pussy. She needs a new father figure in her life anyway, you could play that role.
Let's be honest here, if you are 27 yo virgin, chances are not even a lonely prostitute in debt would want to be with you. Chances you will become the guy who got friendzoned by your prostitute. If it worked it would be cute, though.
Basically it's a trap, OP, but it's also what I would do in your situation because I'm a beta fag who will die a virgin.
Chase White
I think I actually wouldn't mind that. I'm a really lonely guy. My family's kind of tight knit but I'm on the outer, because I can't connect with them. I don't have any friends left bar a couple of guys from work who are friendly with me. After the experience I feel almost like I don't want to fuck her. I just wanna take care of her and watch movies and be like, a brother I guess? The night somehow felt like the defining moment of my life. Maybe that's fucking pathetic.
Connor Hill
It's not really pathetic, I know how it sucks to not have a friend. Remember that you could just hire a different hooker if you really want to fuck someone.
Thomas Gray
>so you can tell her you will pay her an extra $20 if she calls you daddy while fucking
holy shit user, do it and instantly become a legend.
Chase Perez
Did you decide to call her, OP? if you do, make a thread and tell us how it went. I would like to know if I helped a fellow user to make a friend.
Ok sure, you two shared this moment on that particular night. But real life is not a storybook or Hollywood movie. There is no magic to recapture. Do not call her. Move forward.
Elijah Lee
Fuck no. Are you insane? This is what happens when you have close to zero real-life experience and then find yourself in a situation that is definitely Expert difficulty mode. Just move on. Leave that poor woman alone.
Christopher Robinson
No it wouldn't, you're genuinely worried about her or at least that's how it looks from my perspective. Well ofc she's still a hooker so I doubt this is going somewhere, but at least you can try.
