Sauna

Do any of you robots have any sauna experiences.
I'm thinking of going but I'm it sure about what I'm getting myself into.
Also do you have any weird stories?
Or maybe embaracing stuff?

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What's embarrassing is your spelling.

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the guys who take off the towels to wipe or do stretches make me wanna punch them

they're really hot - you won't last 15 minutes the first time, and you should immediately cool down and close your pores in a cold shower afterward

its definitely not going to be like that pic user. Same kinda room with a bunch of naked hairy jewish men making obscure mouth noises, like they have a cough but don't want to cough. Not to mention the loads from anonymous gay sex splattered across the floor like a Jackson Pollock painting. Maybe thats just what its like in New York, but fuck I cant do it anymore.

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I know, I have other good qualities though that make up for it

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That's to bad, no way of improving odds like by going on fridayevening or something?

I got one from way back, OP
>Be a 14-year old kid
>Cousins had a cottage near our home town
>Cousins were 14 and 16, both girls, and very pretty and nice
>Spend the day talking, gathering mushrooms etc
>Give them a good impression of myself, I guess
>Went to the sauna in the evening
>Nudity is natural, so we had a mixed-gender sauna
>Penis turns into slight standby mode just from the thought of naked cousins(Wasn't a full erection, but it did grow a little bigger)
>Have a good steambath and swim in the sea
>Stares and coy smiles were echanged, but no one said anything
>Both mine and their parents had enough of sauna, and left to get some wine and to get the grill ready
>Me and two amazing cousins side by side in a sauna
>At this point my self-control failed and my pee pee started to acknowledge that my cousins were 5/5
>I got embarrassed and tried to hide it
>Cousins chuckled but didn't mind, and began to show their own anatomic wonders
>"Want to touch my boob, user?"
>Hormone seal of approval and my hand started to approach her
>"but can I touch your penis then?"
>fsst touch choice, don't really know what to answer
>Suddenly dad appears into the sauna
>"We've got an emergency, cousins get the fuck out"
>Cousins leave and dad shits on the stove two semi-solid turds
>then turns me on my stomach on the bench
>"I will shit on your back now, son"
>oky, dad
>shit eject on my back
>Dad rubs it on my shoulders and asks "you like it, son, you like it?"
>"Well honestly not really"
>"Me neither, I just thought you'd like it"
>Never talked about the shit episode with dad again

Not a sauna, but my gym has steam rooms. Feels nice.

Every home in Finland has a sauna.

t. Finn

Goddamn it user,
Just when it was getting steamy

>have a communal sauna in my apartment building
>go every week on my own timeslot
Its very nice. I think during the last year or so I've only had one or two weeks where I didn't go to the sauna.

Old translated finnish copypasta

Old but timeless

Just go there then take cold shower and go again. Also remember to throw water on the stones and if someone compains about the heat tell em to get the fuck out.

Will do, thanks for the encouragement Anons.
I'll go pretty soon
One thing though, what if they stare at my dick?

>what if they stare at my dick?
Then you're most likely in a Swedish sauna, and you must get the fuck out of there before the gay anal sex begins

Pros:
>You get to talk shit with some (probably older) guys
>You'll feel a lot better after it
Cons:
>It's hotter than hell

Do that again and you'll get a shoe

>be Finnish
>go public sauna in Germany for shits and giggles
>not allowed to throw water on the stove
>its 40 degrees celsius max
>everyone wearing towels even though its not a mixed gender sauna

Ow and one more question, is it oke to play sports before going to a sauna that same evening?
Or am I going to dry out fast?

Its god-tier to go to the sauna after playing sports and being all sweaty. You won't dry out. Just drink like 0,5l water before and after if you're worried. Beer is also god-tier after sauna, or during.

Remember, no glass bottles in the sauna.

I lived in Russia all my life and it's a part of culture
So , afterwards I left the country I had so many onfuing expiriences, from people thinking "sauna is mostly for males" , "why do you go topless", adding CITRUS FUCKING AROMA to the sauna water, leaving sauna after 5 minutes or underheating it when it's a finnish one to ones who would be just horrified by me snowbathing afterwads
But overall , I freaking love sauna, it's so relaxing and renewing

I don't take it too well. Once I stayed in a bit longer and felt sick afterward (high pulse, dizziness), never went again since.

Fucked my aunt in a sauna, that's about it.

I just want to say thank you to all of you.
I'm going to go next friday and maybe flash my dick of there are milfs around.
Wish me luck.

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Story time maybe??
What does she look like btw

Who enforces this rule?

>having sex in the sauna
You're risking a heart attack. Exercising in the hot sauna paired with the sexual stimulation is really stressful on your heart

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I grew up in a nudist community so I was in them pretty frequently. Nothing outside the norm besides obvious pedos looking at us.

Greentext plz...blox0rs

>be Finnish
>mfw reading the thread
NIGGA ITS JUST A HOT ROOM YOU SIT IN NAKED! Its not gonna kill you or anything.

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The gym I used to go to had a sauna I enjoyed going in for a nice steam but desu it was mainly just full of old people who would talk to you. I know a lot of the gay dudes I know love a sauna and all go together as some sort of gay outing.

i am russian and my parnts house have banya
since age 14-15 i take it alon, earlier - with father

its nice


23yo virgin i am
still watining to become COOL, awesome, self confident and satisfied who i am, so i can start searching gf.

Not really, though the number is quite ridiculous. Including public saunas and summer cottages, Finland has over 3 million saunas, which. Compare that to Finland's population of about 5.4 million.

i was having the most beautifull boner in time...

Learn English and then we can converse.

Stop being a retard, you know what he meant

I loved it.

Other patients during my days in the psychiatric day hospital took me with them.
You will feel reborn and you get your babyskin back, but unfortunately that only last very few hours.

What he meant was: I am russian and my parents house have banya
since age 14-15 i take it alon - ealier with father.

It's nice. (the only coherent sentence comprising of two words)

23yo virgin i am
still wanting to become COOL, awesome, self confident and satidisfied who i am, so i can start searching gf.

It's a clusterfuck of ideas that makes no sense in English. Even ignoring the bad spelling and grammar it makes no sense.

I want to go but I think it's weird to go alone

Same here haha, it helps I have a good physique though and a pretty good dick
So guess that makes e less of a creep

Holy shit is this OC? Fucking robot my post is originaldo.

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Its a translated finnish copy pasta. The "dad barges in and shits on my back" meme has become a "bel air" type meme on Finnish imageboards

I went with my roastie whore friend, I was fucking around a lot and putting the ice you get down her top and she was giggling, I was rock solid the whole time, shit was so cash but I felt bad afterwards for my gf