my boyfriend is 6 inches and not very thick

> my boyfriend is 6 inches and not very thick
> tell him that his penis is so big and how he fills me up*
> can't even pass the TP roll test
> he now believes he has a giant cock and that any cocks bigger than his are undesirable to other women
Who else is CHAOTIC GOOD/HELPFULLY DEVILISH?
to be fair, I have a small vagina so sometimes it does hurt when he fucks me, but still I can't believe he believed me

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make sure you let him know his cock never satisfied you when when you break up with him

As a guy with a 6x5 inch dicklet women like you are even worse than the size queens who are at least honest. Reading things like this confirms that I was right to never believe my ex when she said she liked my dick.

feels good having an 8x5.7 inch cawk desu

I like his dick, it's a good size for me. However, I just can't believe that I got him to believe that he's part of the big dick club.

Im 8.5 inches and I thought mine was the undesirable one
But what was it that didnt satisfy you, the lenght or the girth?

no one has a 4.2"? Just me? Okay

nothing wrong with an average dick. when my boyfriend fucks me in doggy it hurts because it goes deep, but he still thinks its too small.

might as well just kys family. I'm sorry

>it's a good size for me.

No reason to believe you considering you lie to your boyfriend. Once you dump him for a bigger dick he'll be in for a rude awakening when he can't satisfy other women. All you've done is set a timebomb that will kill him later.

I don't have to lie here. It's the only dick I've ever had, so I'm satisfied with it. I'm just more suprised that my complimenting it boosted his self-esteem. I'm sure 6 inch dicks can pleasure other experienced women. Maybe not whores, but still.

>My boyfriend
Fuck right off with this shit

How does it even matter? I was never gonna use it anyway. For me dick has 1 purpose. Pee. This size works

So you're only satisfied cause you don't know any better. Once he figures that out maybe he'll realize how much you lie to him. 6 inches is not enough for women, the my regularly mock it. I know you don't care about your boyfriend, but you've definitely set him up for a lot of mental anguish in the future.

If I don't know any better, then why does it matter? I'd only have sex with another guy if we broke up. At least he's not a virgin anymore, so if he gets another girlfriend he won't have anxiety from being inexperienced or worrying that his dick isn't enough.

I've boosted his esteem doing this.

I just assume these threads are guys larping at this point. As much as I think "tits or gtfo" was childish on /b/ I think everyone should start enforcing it on this board so either they fuck off with their degeneracy or we can at least see some tits.

The rule about not posting pics of yourself should be amended to allow an exception for tits.

Except when he gets another women and his dick isn't good enough for her it's gonna start a chain reaction where he realizes that you were never actually satisfied with him in the first place, im speaking from experience by the way. I was in the exact same situation as your bf is in now. You built his self esteem on a flimsy too heavy base that will topple over itself once a gust of reality hits it.

you aren't even a robot, get your roastie ass out of here bitch

Does anyone have the INFP and INTP versions, please?

There is no INFP one cause no one wants an INFP bf

I do...
But they don't seeem to want me.

Explain why he's worse off now than if he had went through life being a 28 year old virgin with no experience trying to fuck a girl?

My bf is INFP.

What's the TP roll test?

holy shiet that last part of making that kind of deep conversation in a party is fucking me fuckkkkkkkk

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if you can shove your cock inside an empty toilet paper roll without it hitting the walls or coming out the other end its tiny af

Not all INFPs are gay! End the stereotype

I'd rather be a virgin than fuck some lying cunt of a roastie. You're absolutely disgusting and you probably smell like shit.

Yup. Men like me who can't pass need to learn to live without interacting with women. Yet dumb cunts like OP will never let us be free as they enjoy our suffering

I'm INTP guy ama

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>implying virginity is a choice on r9k

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Right now he's probably on cloud nine. Again I'm just like your bf, I get INFP on those tests too. Once you leave him and the cloud evaporates though he'll be smeared across the ground, his self-esteem may never recover once he find out your lies.

Virginity is always a choice.

That's right OP, keep playing with fire, I think burn scars are sexy.

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Who says he'd find out? I haven't told him in three years.

Have fun having sex with a girl who lies to you and will eventually break you, probably driving you to an hero afterwards. If you would fuck OP you're no better than a roastie or someone that watches their wife get fucked.

As long as you don't tell him I see no problem, although you should tell him, record it, and put it online. Not because it's the right thing to do, but it'll be funny watching him either curl up into a ball and suffocate on vomit and tears or rip your face off like a rabid chimp. Who gives a fuck about your little white lies to your basedfriend, show me your tits with a timestamp and maybe I'll be inclined to fully agree

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You have a clear lack of respect for him as a person and a clear reverence for big dicks. So he'll find out once he finds out you've cheated on him for a bigger a guy or outright dump him.

Damn, it's not like he has a fucking micropenis. What kind of man would kill himself over something like that, that's literally female behavior.

>having a penis
>female behavior
Hello Stacey

Thin and 6 inches might as well be a micro nowadays, also an INFP male would do something like that. We're very feminine in our thinking.

Why exactly would you want one?

Hey my dick is 7 inches, can I fuck your boyfriend, he sounds hotter than you, you just seem like some skank he's fucking until he get's a real man in his life, if you know what I mean.

I want to fuck your boyfriend in the ass and bully his prostate like you never could stacey

Stacey's man has got it going on
He's all that I want and I waited for so long
Stacey can't you see, you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but I wanna fuck stacey's man

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>have 9" x 7" cock
>still a virgin

I'm gonna make him bury his face in my hairy pecs after I get done literally ripping his asshole open with my hard, veiny, curved as fuck throbbing dick.
You're man is now mine and you are a cuckquean OP

>you are a cuckquean OP
I am actually. He'd never go for it though.

I wouldn't be surprised, you'll only be able to fuck fat girls or complete deviants but they already have guys like that who are probably a lot more fit than you with social skills.

If your serious I would totally get involved in other ways. We could make money, we could blur your face as he fucks a girl in front of you, or we'll record you schlicking it in the closet. We can make money OP don't let my wanting to assblast your boy fool you, I'm a jew at heart and ready to make a fuck ton of porn money

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Ease him into it, you already lie to him haha what you got to lose

His dick isn't big enough to be a bull, no way you'd find another woman who would go for it.

Come on OP shoot me a name, we'll call it The Cuckening Part1. It'll be purge themed, all the old black women will love it. Just say the word, being your discord, and we'll get this shit show on the road, what do you say my Queen of Cucks, are you in?

But really I've never met a cuckquean before, do you want fat women to fuck him or just super models and shit

Nonsense you get a dom girl, or a dominatrix, he'll love it a little spank never hurt anyone

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You're doing God's work my man. Stacey needs to know her place.

I'd want qt grills to do it. Too bad it's not going to happen since no one wants his penis according to you all.

Isn't my boyfriend technically Chad because he gets regular pussy? And it's not obese chubby pussy either.

>TP roll test
In terms of lenght or girth?
Girth changes on TP, I have one where I fill the tube and another where I don't. Depends on the TP you buy

It depends, tits or gtfo

this is fairly good bait

7/10 maybe even 8/10

>Depends on the TP you buy
keep telling yourself that

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I have a smaller tp here and I can only fit the head of my dick despite having a very very average girth (5") Does that mean I have a giant horsecock? Of course not.

>no one wants his penis
Girls will be lining up to fuck him when they hear he has a GF. Girls love guys who arent single, look up pre selection

What the fuck is wrong with 6 inches you deluded faggots?
what world are we living in, mines 5.7 - 4.8 - 5.2 and it works perfectly fine, no complaints so far

>inb4 dicklet
hilarious and original

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>TP test
what a load of horseshit. Stop shoving dragon dildos up your cunt, whore.

>Cant even pass the TP roll test
Girth or lengthwise?
I already pass it lengthwise when flaccid, but I am able to fit then head so not sure if I also pass it flaccid

This
all tp rolls are different, I can only fit the head in and that's because it's softer and can easily go in, the rest cannot, on other TP rolls they are massive and I can fit the entire thing in, TP test is bullshit.

if you have to be with a retard like that as your bf, then you are most certainly ugly as fuck and just have no other option than beta cocklets. must feel bad. please don't waste the life of a few cats by forcing them to live with the landwhale that you are, they'd be better off in the nature or a shelter. thank you thot

>Tp roll test
Can't even fit in a toilet paper roll past the tip of my dick. Also 8" long.

This thread is either bait or just what it claims to be, the rantings of some vaguely demeaning autistic roastie looking for brownie points.
Either way, any anons reading this, stop giving a shit about dick size. You can't change it, and at the end of the day the little skin tube hanging between your legs is just as meaningless as meaningless as anything else. Your self worth doesn't come from anything other than yourself, which should be common sense but for some reason guys are incessantly insecure nowadays.
Now, story time. I am a disgusting normalfag, I know. I had a fwb for a while. Her past boyfriend had a 9 inch penis with proportionally big girth. I have a reasonably big but not huge 7x5.5 inch dick, and I cucked that man. After I left that chick because she got fat and stopped doing kegels(she did them for two months after leaving him for me and I refused to fuck her during that time because I didn't want loose pussy), she still maintained that my dick was the best she's ever had, and I was the first to give her an orgasm, when she had no obligation to me and even had every reason to be mean. My father is much shorter than me, and is brutally honest about his sex life. He was with more than one hundred women by the time he was 19, and whenever I go back to our hometown with him every other chick from his generations seems to know him, talk to him, make eyes at him, etc. He has, in his words, a "5 and a half inch erect skinny penis". Even when I've been drunk and my erection was weakened down to maybe 5 inches and floppy, no woman has said negative shit about my size, and as a self respecting male if she said shit I would fucking leave. Stop watching so much porn, real sex is so much different. Also guys with massive dicks like my old fwb's ex are extremely rare, and most women wouldn't even let that in them.

Well, it's quite complicated, but my whole life seems to revolve around INFPs: my best friend is an INFP, most of my favorite philosophers, writers and composers were INFPs, my ideal man suits the INFP description very well. It may be because of my attraction to their empathetic, idealistic and nurturing nature. but I simply adore them (even though I don't show it). Deep down I think only an INFP would be capable of accepting me as a whole with all my pretensions and flaws (including the fact that I suck at being a woman). Also, I can't resist that aura of vulnerability they give off.

You're all cunts, fuck you OP we could have had something here, the ultimate gigkike extravaganza you cuck fuck panda lilly niggertoe

>measuring dick in 1/10ths of an inch
There's no hope, kys

>even though I don't show it

Start showing it and get that INFP guy of your dreams. I can say as an INFP guy we're always kinda waiting for someone to want us.

>Girls can have small vaginas
We're saved bros. All our tiny dicks still stand a chance.

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>INTJ
>By default nihilist.

Fuck off, what you've got there is a mental child. You haven't reached depth as an INTJ until you've seen past nihilism.

nishishi silly baka larper

i cant even fit through the door with my dick out

I sometimes think girls do this to me, but I get told it pretty regularly and I've measured myself at like 8 inches.

>INTJ bf
>all the relationship ones are with ENFP gf
RREEEEEEE

Why'd you have to lie and tell him he's gigantic? If he fills you up then just say that, no need to be dishonest.