Hey robots, hypothetical scenario. Let's say after a lifetime of tfwnogf, a beautiful girl suddenly falls into your lap...

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my faith in anonkind is too strong. i would never fall into temptation of this degeneracy.

>She's everything you've ever wanted
Fuck off, I don't want no flesh puppet

What do I do?

Get ready to be abandoned once her heart is healed.

she was almost perfect until the non-virgin part. drop like a sack of potatoes.

That describes my gf so yes.

No.
I have to be earned because I am a Princess (male).
Having past experience with Chad displeases Her Majesty.
We are not amused.

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>She's everything you've ever wanted
so she's 2d, pure, and has cute feet and has never been involved with chad. i'm fine with this.

Im 27 and she would have to be younger than me, lets say 18-22.
If she have been with 1 dude. Then yes.
2 hmmm maybe.
3+ never.
Thats it.
She wouldn't have to be "all perfect" except she has to be almost or preferably a virgin.
Because it matters in the long run.
And knowing how thotful girls are in todays age, then it is even more of a ++ when a girl is a virgin past her 20s.

Guys if you dont meet in highschool no girl is going to be a virgin.

I would use her for sex, break up with her in 5 months, then come on here and complain about being single.

Sure I'm not a fool

Yup. I can understand her wanting a change of pace, as long as she no longer has an attachment to her ex. Why should would pick me though would be anyone's guess.

You have unrealistic standards are you will die alone.

Once a roast - forever a roast. I simply won't believe her lies.

>everything you've wanted
>she's not a virgin
Nice try there...

Two sisters wresting

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I want to rip open their hosery and fuck them through it REEEEEEEEEEEE

So what you're saying is, I need to find a girl whos still in highschool?

>She was in a bad relationship with Chad for a while and doesn't want Chads anymore.
>The draw back of course is that she's not a virgin.
>She's everything you've ever wanted.
>implying I want used goods

Who doesn't user, who doesn't

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what i get a qt azn from overseas?

that is such a specific and unlikely scenario, you might as well ask if i would date a 2d cartoon

No.
I would not date anyone by this point anymore. You think I want love?

>you might as well ask if i would date a 2d cartoon

Well? Would you?

don't be an idiot, anime isn't real

who gives a shit if she isnt a virgin. as long as she hasnt railed 5+ dicks i could care less

i'm too old to expect a virgin.

But what if it's the same dick 5+ times?

then that means she's only slept with one partner, further extending my "who gives a shit"

Depends, did Chad have a bigger dick than me?
>Probably

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No, its was much smaller. Like half your size

>half my size
>chad, the alpha male has a 4 inch dick
>me the beta that no one likes is double
how is it that people with 4 inch dicks irl can consider themselves chad?

All of you are fucking retarded for not saying yes

>roaster thinks ill get with her now that shes done having (((fun)))
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Nope, since she is not virgin and has dated someone before, she is a harlot, and thus needs to fuck off, in fact if she came to my lap and told me this, I would throw her out the window

Because they don't give a fuck about the woman's pleasure and are only fucking them for their own enjoyment. Nothing more chad than that. Also orgasm is largely mental, there's plenty of amateur porn with smaller dicks and girls going berserk.

in theory yes
in practice no
women like that are purely theoretical beings

I would date her, but I don't know how attached I could actually get. I've never dated anyone I've found attractive, and I always end the relationship after 3 or 4 dates because I couldn't see myself being with them long-term or in any meaningful capacity. I'm 95% sure my standards are completely fucked from spending too much time reading fiction and watching anime.

I'm just so tired of this. I just want a loyal companion. Maybe I should get a dog.

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I don't want to be anybody's second choice, plan b or consolation prize.
Begone, thot.

>She just wants someone who will treat her like a human being
This is asking for too much. I am no longer a human but a mere parasite leeching off society. Any kind of meaningful interactions, or let alone being able to care about someone, are beyond me.

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So she looks like pic related? Sure

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Seems much to good to be true, but if she's genuine I'd date her.

When I was 19, a literally 10/10 girl started to like me, because I was cool, not in a chad way, but rather a punk-rock way. We eventually had sex, but then I realized, that she is a whore , and I didn't go on further with that. It just didn't feel right.

I guess I somewhat regret that and in a way I don't. Take a pick.

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The question was addressed to robots

Nah, you did right. We shame whores for good reasons.
You'd regret it sooner or later, one way or another.

just date a guy lmao

If she's over the age of 13, expecting a non-virgin is a bit unrealistic.

>She's everything you've ever wanted
>a roastie
no

only people so insecure with themselves would say no, redemption is open for everyone. Too bad NEETs probably cant even handle a real woman who is in shape. Likely weighs more than most kiddos on this board. The fact that they see the world as Chads and staceys is proof enough; not Jow Forums for life

>NO I DEMAND ONLY THE PUREST 10/10 VIRGIN!

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If I really clicked with her and actually cared for her, I could look past any previous relationships. It would just have to be a ground rule from the start that I don't want to hear anything about her ex and how they did things.

I used to be a huge purityfag, and I still kind of am, but I realize that I'll probably never find a girl like that so I'm willing to compromise.

She clearly has different values towards sex than me
How can I just allow that?
She's been with other men while I was all alone in pain

Are you saying you have an 8in dick?

So what? How are the values different? Have you abstained because of your inability to get pussy or because you voluntarily decided to be celibate? Her experience is pretty much what yours would have been at some point assuming you had different decisions in life. Dont pretend that most robots wouldnt sperg out for a chance to get sex

Nothing in your post implies that she wont leave me. "nice and honest" at lease should mean no cheating.
If she is going to stay with me then sure why not?

I met this girl, and I married her, and I'm kinda done with her. Currently helping her get a degree, paying for her brackets, laser tattoo removal, and talking her into a boob job so hopefully she will find someone better and leave me.

Shes so clingy yet no longer enjoys sex due to multiple miscarriages, I'm so done with this vessel.

Why would I want to make someone's life so much worse through association? Even if it's not a chad, someone like that couldn't possibly see me as the next best thing. I'd spend my whole life knowing that I'm bringing someone I care about so much further down than they could be. It's not worth it, even just for my sake.

I wouldn't be comfortable being naked in front of someone that I barely knew so I don't think my virginity is because of lack of opportunity
Sex should be only between two committed partners; how committed was she if she could be with me now?

Probably reject her,mainly because roasties only get 'tired' of chads when chads reject them....especially at 30+ years

What is she doing for you in return?

Why don't you try to make yourself better so you can be a worthy partner for her robot?

Nothing, just live, we are still sort of best friends because the connection is real. Just lack of sexual hunger from her is killing me, sex feels like a chore to her, she never gets on top anymore. It's like a fleshlight.

I don't really have that kind of motivation. I'm lonely, sure, but I'm just so disillusioned and sick of people that I'd never really properly trust or care about anyone in that way. It's really just too much of a hassle, and I'd rather not spend my life waiting for my mistrust to be proven right.

This happened to me when I was an 18 year old virgin. This girl kinda fell into my lap by pure luck, she ended up having a crush on me. She had been having a slut phase when I met her, she had sex with 17 different guys in one year before meeting me. She lost her virginity to a rapist, then she just fell off the deep end and started having sex with any guy that showed her attention.
I ended up falling in love with her. We had a great relationship for a year but then Chad started texting her again and he stole her from me. Not even trolling. The bitch ended up cheating on me with three different guys when we were together. I can't even imagine what her partner count is at now.

>kind, honest, smart. makes it clear she doesn't want to use you.

>She was in a bad relationship with Chad for a while and doesn't want Chads anymore. She just wants someone who will treat her like a human being. She wants serious relationship.
This is the draw back and your post is a paradox so long as it contains this shit

Did she do anal? If she did, then no she can go fuck herself.
If she didn't, then we could date for a while and see how things work out.

No, are you kidding?
You've lived this long in almost perfect chastity after being rejected countless times, and then the manifestation of your idealization suddenly appears before you but absurdly just happens to not be a virgin. What the fuck? It's literally not my woman then, and I certainly don't want to become brothers to whatever fucked her beforehand.