Britfeel

'lright OP?

I didn't know such a thing was possible.

I keep all my money in a pouch because it makes me feel like a medieval merchant

Do you think they would take that seriously yet?

>can we make this thread a manlet free zone please?
How nasty and shallow.

that's really fucking dumb but if you want another wallet just buy a generic 'leather' wallet off amazon

Oof, i only use my velcro wallet in other countries. Still she sounds quite shallow

'quite shallow' sounds like a compliment for her

>You are now aware that Steven Gerrard and Frank Lampard are managers.

nice one lad
yeah she probably is

failed normies begone

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Because we are not on UC, we have no diary system, and i just didn't really bother, expecting that having interviews this month would be enough. He just said he would have to put it down as like unsatisfactory or something but do it for next time.
online you are as tall as you act, you are acting very small.

Belittling others to make yourself feel big is the definition of insecure.

She looks like a fun girl to know

Buying a pair of Venus fly traps was the best decision I've ever made, lads The absolute madlads are munching their way through flies

Fuck yeah they are awesome. Bro-tier plants. Used to sell them at the Sunday market.

You can't belittle manlets they're already small

How long have you had them. What water do you use?

thats certainly one way to put it

He's a failed normie
He comes to /britfeel/ to feel better about himself in comparison.
He teeters between excessive self-confidence and bragging to mask a crippling Adonis Complex
He pretends to be normie or chad and gives obvious common sense advice to others to feel competent
He brags about his good trails (height, body) to reinforce the belief he is better than the average britfeeler
He might actually have a lot in common with robots but deludes himself into thinking otherwise
His posting style is too aggravating to others to elicit decent conversation and usually derails threads
He tries to play off not getting the responses he wanted by actually trolling the annoyed /britfeelers/ as a kind of revenge for not bowing down to him
He's usually the one behind stupid gimmick thread ideas such as Radio Britfeel which appeal to his crave for attention

He is
THE FAILED NORMIE

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Awww bless *leans down to pat head*

But Theoden was not utterly forsaken. (...) Yet one stood there still: Dernhelm the young, faithful beyond fear; and he wept, for he had loved his lord as a father. (...) Merry crawled on all fours like a dazed beast, and such a horror was on him that he was blind and sick.... He dared not open his eyes or look up.

Then out of the blackness in his mind he thought that he heard Dernhelm speaking; yet now the voice seemed strange, recalling some other voice that he had known.

'Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!'

A cold voice answered: 'Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye.'

A sword rang as it was drawn. 'Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may.'

'Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!'

Then Merry heard of all sounds in that hour the strangest. It seemed that Dernhelm laughed.... 'But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Eowyn I am, Eomund's daughter. You stand between me and my lord and kin. Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him.'

The winged creature screamed at her, but the Ringwraith made no answer, and was silent, as if in sudden doubt. Very amazement for a moment conquered Merry's fear. He opened his eyes and the blackness was lifted from them. (...) and above it loomed the Nazgul Lord like a shadow of despair. A little to the left facing them stood she whom he had called Dernhelm. But the helm of her secrecy had fallen from her, and her bright hair... gleamed with pale gold upon her shoulders. Her eyes grey as the sea were hard and fell, and yet tears were on her cheek. A sword was in her hand, and she raised her shield against the horror of her enemy's eyes.

ugh love lotr, hate cutting the bit so short

You lads really do love arguing with eachother dont you, bloody hell.

Failed normie (also 24yo v) here. I won't leave.

Every plant I have dies thank God I'm never having children

Awww bless *leans down to pat his dick*

If it makes you feel better about your own insecurities friend, I can take it.

Why did none of you lads tell me Love Island was back on the telly?

Not happy with you lot.

Remember lad, you're choosing to come spend time with the dregs of society. You ever hear the saying about lying with pigs?

why are you all so mean to manlets. It's not fair.

>t.manlet
You're a joke to literally every demographic, even robots

>watching the bbc news wales
>segment about loan sharks and how big of a problem they are
i didn't know they were a thing anymore, where the fuck are they?

Your right it's not fair. Fun though

Someone is very angry today.

>You ever hear the saying about lying with pigs?
Nope please tell

most people here are manlets. Its just a few tall lads over compensating for their height as per usual.

Will /britfeel/ ever get back to the old days? where sad lads help each other out because nobody else will.

All this bullying is why I rarely come here anymore

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Stop it. My self esteem is low already.

we did tell you. i said i watched it with my mum the other night, and a lad said a girl called him rude for asking her how it was.

look around you lod
how much do you reckon you need to start? might go into it

Why would a tall person need to compensate for their hight

I'm with you on that lad. 4ch went mainstream because of Jow Forums so that's why there are so many cunts hovering around. It'll never be the same lad.

I can't find the best in all of this
But I'm always looking out for you
Cause you're the one I miss

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Who's selling gear

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i reckon its the underage posters doing this manlet bullying

Everything about you is low
Ifyouknowwhaimean

There's a reason why tall people are posting here and it's not because of their height :)

probably a couple of grand, you lend to some one at and ask for the amount + half of it back whilst also taking something as security

Nope, too many cunts who are alcoholics or druggies that just use this place to vent their frustrations.

Not sure why I still come here myself, maybe because I don't know of anywhere else.

bacon sandwiches for the morning?

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When's the people's radio on again, Iads?

The face of their enemy was not turned towards him, but still he hardly dared to move.... Slowly, slowly he began to crawl aside; but the Black Captain, in doubt and malice intent upon the woman before him, heeded him no more than a worm in the mud.

Suddenly the great beast beat its hideous wings.... Again it leaped into the air, and then swiftly fell down upon Eowyn, shrieking, striking with beak and claw.

Still she did not blench: maiden of the Rohirrim, child of kings..., fair but terrible. A swift stroke she dealt, skilled and deadly. The outstretched neck she clove asunder, and the hewn head fell like a stone. Backward she sprang as the huge shape crashed to ruin, vast wings outspread, crumpled on the earth; and with its fall the shadow passed away. A light fell about her, and her hair shone in the sunrise.

Out of the wreck rose the Black Rider, tall and threatening, towering above her. With a cry of hatred that stung the very ears like venom he let fall his mace. Her shield was shivered in many pieces, and her arm was broken; she stumbled to her knees. He bent over her like a cloud, and his eyes glittered; he raised his mace to kill.

But suddenly he too stumbled forward with a cry of bitter pain, and his stroke went wide, driving into the ground. Merry's sword had stabbed him from behind, shearing through the black mantle, and passing up beneath the hauberk had pierced the sinew behind his mighty knee.

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I'm 23 lad, fuck manlets lol

>lad said a girl called him rude for asking her how it was.
that's me lad, how you doing?

I remember that we said it could have other meanings

Are you selling your boipussy?

how do they even work? what would make a fly land inside one voluntarily?

Because they have nothing else going for them so they tell themselves that they are superior to other people due to their height.

m'alright lad, yourself?

It's because bulling is fun

They cancelled it after I said I was going on
keep up

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anyone else here /sick/?
Feeling really lightheaded and im sweating buckets desu

don't do it pubes, you'll only have to get it back from the pawn shop next dole day

was about to post that I'm selling to mates and earning a pretty penny off it. pretty good as I buy it very cheap and sell it cheap so no one moans about quality. except their being fleeced and could get 5x as much for the money.

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I come here to make fun of you pathetic twats because it's fun. That might be a bit bellendish, but I don't really care, no matter what i'll still have a better life than you.

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Absolute state of Corbyn's house. The scruffy little git

Everyone over 5'5 needs to leave

>5'7

Can't wait to see the new mission impossible he makes me so wet

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quailty post
youtube.com/watch?v=7H94_cTbFgA

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I'm good man, managed to sort out the wobbler the girl was in which is good because she was being a right old bitch

fucking noncecase

you get your gear from pawn shops?

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As a socialist he's to lazy to clean it

If you legitimately come here to "be among fellow robots" you're a fucking muppet and asking to be bullied. I say this as a fuckup myself

RIP your mummy matey

no, just guessed you was skint and selling your stuff

i could legit start doing it then. do i need a heavy to lift stuff/threaten people?

Fucking ell suddenly became chav central in here

If he can't manage his house, how do you expect him to manage the country.

post rare help helpers please

anyone want to come on a spiritual journey with me or nah?

Good point lad very good point

>spiritual journey
What do you mean

Should I weigh a suit to a job interview at Tesco?

depends what you are like and how intimidating you are but you would potentially need a heavy to deal with more difficult people

Imagine thinking that your posts are so much better than everyone else's that you must create a brand (tripcode) to differentiate it from everyone else

Yeah go on then lad. Where you off to, enlightenment? I hear its nice this time of year

Yes. Smile a lot and ask a question after

lol i love how people think drugs are a social thing

No.
look like this as best you can

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No need to weigh it just put it on

reminder to love your mummy with all your heart

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