My mom got me a job!!!!
She says that I should have a job because I'm 32 already and I need to contribute to the household! Wtf? How can I get out of this one?
I DON'T WANT TO BE A WAGIE!!
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
My mom got me a job!!!!
Jack Hall
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Benjamin Murphy
Show her who's boss and move out - you don't need her irritating pickiness in your life anymore
Leo Davis
Honestly, you're lucky she hasn't already smothered you in your sleep.
Julian Morris
Where is he going to move to? Under the bridge? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Andrew Gomez
I'm curious about what your plan is when your parents kick you out. What's the end game?
Nathan Morris
I can't move out!
Wtf? She is my mother, she should take care of me.
William Powell
What kind of job OP? Not all jobs are really that bad. Maybe she got some rather comfy job?
Show some positive attitude. Perhaps its gonna be pretty nice.
Christian Hill
Don't mock me!!!! Don't you dare mock me!!!!
Ethan Wood
Hope you enjoy your wage slavery you dumb sperg.
Dylan Jenkins
>I can't move out!
You definitely can if you want it enough. But if you'd rather just put up with her shit instead, then you don't want it bad enough.
Gavin Thompson
Why couldn't you just get autism bux like a normal person?
Colton Collins
Now you can rise through the ranks to head wagie and reign supreme over all your subordinates! You'll be able to spend your paychecks on a collection of onaholes and fleshlights.. dude you've got it made
Nicholas Jenkins
You're an adult. You should be taking care of yourself.
Noah Brown
What plans, what endgame are you even talking about?
I can already see it! It is going to be some slave job working 8hs a day, commuting 4hs a day on top of it, and not having any time at all for my personal life. I feel sick, I want to puke
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mason Turner
Can you apply for welfare or autismbux?
Hudson Edwards
>What plans, what endgame are you even talking about?
What are you going to do when she kicks you out, dumbass?
Elijah Russell
>Wtf? She is my mother, she should take care of me.
>speaks the 32 yo NEET
I swear that all revolutions were ignited to cull people with this mentality. The ideological underpinnings were only a front to this.
Luis Torres
But literally how? I don't have a way to do it, it is not possible.
I don't think we have autism bux in my country
No, I don't want a lot of money. I want my free time, hate the idea of being a slave and realisnig 40 years later that I wasted my life slaving away to make money for someone else.
Easton Barnes
You can always save up money so you can live innawoods.
It will only take a year of wageslaving max.
John Perry
But I need time! I need time to develop my skills and be able to start earning money independently on the computer. How can she do this to me?
I don't think we have autism bux where I live
Why the hell would she kick me out?
David Sullivan
There you go, it's totally possible. Get to it, OP.
Austin Lee
>not having any time at all for my personal life.
You're a 32 year old NEET who lives with his mom. What is so important in your personal life that you think is getting taken from you?
Jace Campbell
>Why the hell would she kick me out?
LMAO, she's already sick of you being there. Obviously, she wants you gone and you also want to leave too. It's going to happen.
Anthony Diaz
Free time? To do what, masturbate and play vidya? If you think a job is more of a waste of time then your current worthless existence, you're fucking wrong, because right now you're literally as valuable to anybody as a cumstain. Jesus christ you're fucking trash, I hope your mother kills you in your sleep
Easton Ross
Don't you feel bad that your mother has to take care of an adult just because she had sex 30+ years ago?
Brandon Anderson
You are talking nonsense
Buying a country house and living of savings without working again? You know that would take a mountain of money, right?
Impossible. That''s the kind of thing you need to work 40 years for, or some other ridiculous number like that
Daniel Stewart
>you need to work 40 years for
LOL, no. Try maybe 3-5 if you play your cards right. It's peanuts.
Parker James
>But I need time
says the 32yo NEET. You had time. You failed to utilize it. There is ZERO chance that you'd utlilize it in that way in the future, given historical records.
Jace Morales
Everything! All my intelectual pursuits, all my development of my skills, all of my dreams about setting up an independent job on the internet and travelling the world. It's basically becoming a slave and killing all my dreams
No, I refuse to believe this
>masturbate and play vidya
Look, it's not like that. I am so busy nowadays that I only have time for very little vidya. No more than 2hs/day, and I don't even have the time to masturbate most days.
Being a NEET does NOT mean being lazy.
Ayden Clark
she probably enjoys feeling needed. If she didn't, she would teach OP how to fend on his own, as all non-failure parents do.
Landon Adams
OP, you're a big giant larper, I can tell.
This thread is 100% bullshit
Jeremiah Green
Yay OP!!
Does mom let you keep all you hard earned wage?
Soon you will be a millionaire!!!
:D
Adrian Moore
I can't believe I was so close to becoming the Pepe on the right, and I'm going to end up like the Wojack on the left
That's what being a parent is. You have unprotected sex with someone, and then you have children, and you take care of your children.
First, no, it would take waaay longer than that. There is no way on earth you could support yourself for life after working 5 years.
Also, wtf? 5 years is a huge amount of time! I can't believe I'm discussing "lightly" wasting 5 years of my life, like nothing. 5 years is like a lifetime.
No, I swear I was doing it. I was learning about self-help, I was organizing my life... Today I was going to organize some old video games, but this left me so shocked I couldn't even get around to it yet. Plus, I have been using weed terapeutically now to learn more about myself and the possibilities of things to do for my life
Juan Ross
Society doesn't handle well unemployed or homeless wizards. Better learn how to tie a noose.
Sebastian Price
>There is no way on earth you could support yourself for life after working 5 years.
That's why you grow your own food you fagit.
Hudson Reyes
Op, did you ever work before in your entire life? Like did you at least have a summer/part-time job?
Thomas White
Not him but
I'm a 26 year old and I've never had a job.
I don't even feel ashamed anymore either, fuck society.
Nathan Rodriguez
Nice roleplay bait thread normalfag. I bet OP is showing this thread to his laughing girlfriend or friends and you guys are all taking the bait.
Jack Edwards
>How can I get out of this one?
Be a hardworking, diligent employee and save up to move out
Kevin Russell
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Charles Lopez
That is just being a parent. You are suppoused to take care of your children.
Nope, I am legit here. It's not even amusing, this is a tragedy for me. My wings are being cut off
I am not even going to discuss giving her part of the money, but still. This will rob me of everything, of my time, my dreams, my possibilities of making money playing poker online... I'm devastated
Caleb Ramirez
Either you're LARPing or you're the least self aware person on the face of the earth
Isaiah Phillips
Care for them in a way that makes them self-sufficient in the end. Crippling them by not caring about their development of life-skills is a form of abuse.
Jayden Butler
>my time, my dreams
Your mother had those as well. Then, she was told to take care of a turd for 32 years
Brody Flores
>18
>Been trying to get a job since I was 15
>Only ever had one I had to quity first day because I couldn't get there when I moved
>Put in 13 applications last year no call backs still applying
>Some 32 yro larping faggot gets s job
>Crying on an anime distribution site
I hope I fuck your mom while your in the house
Cameron Lewis
The noose might be better than facing a life of slaving away with literally zero time for myself
I have some plants, and growing your own food isn't magical free food. There are expenses involved, fertilizers, equipment to buy, soil to replace, etc. I don't even want to live innawoods, I wanted to explore the world
Once, for two weeks. Those were the worst two weeks of my life
Benjamin White
Op why do you feel like she has to take care of? I mean that would apply for you if you would be a kid. But come on you are 32 YEARS OLD. There are 32 yo fathers, successful CEOs and employees.
Sure I agree with you, work sucks most of the time but it will help you get forward in your life. Even a fucking slave job at McDonalds would at least help you being more self-reliant and you could even get gf by appealing busy.
I give you an honest advice - just for once in your life, try it without bitching and dont quit once the things start getting harder. You will see the results sooner or later.
Luke Hernandez
>"my mom got be a job"
>bitching
fuck off, you're lucky
Parker Ward
Fucking this OP. At least you didnt have to send your CV all over the fucking place and sit through boring and uncomfortable interviews. You got it really easy.
Luis Lee
There is nothing to be ashamed of. You should be proud you are pursuing your dreams, and putting your time to good use rather than accepting society telling you to be a slave.
>wagies have this much trouble understanding that there are people that don't want to be part of the slavery system
Yeah, and then use your wages to buy food and pay income taxes. Then keep going because you have literally no other way out. Next thing you know, you are 70, and old sack of shit that's about to die, and all your life you had to slave away all day every day of the day, and use your 1 day off a week to do laundry, clean the house, buy groceries, etc.
Eli Thomas
This, goddamn you bunch of gullible faggots. Look at this
>Today I was going to organize some old video games, but this left me so shocked I couldn't even get around to it yet. Plus, I have been using weed terapeutically now to learn more about myself and the possibilities of things to do for my life
>This will rob me of everything, of my time, my dreams, my possibilities of making money playing poker online... I'm devastated
It's a larp thread
Ian Mitchell
Exactly, I'm so miserable right now. I want to kms
If by "least self aware" you mean "courageous for wanting to follow your own dreams" then I guess I'm guilty.
Maybe so, but that's why I was getting around now to learn about life development things, learn about self-development, trying to make money on my own, etc.
She cuddled me all my life, and now she is throwing my to the wolves, literally the worst of both worlds. Fucking bitch
Henry Reyes
Look, stop using this "poor mom" meme. She choose to have kids, not me. When you choose to have kids, you have to deal with the responsibilities that entails.
>having a dream about being a slave for the system
I guess that's how cuckold porn exists too
>it will help you get forward in your life
It's the opposite, it will stall me in life. Also, I don't want a gf that wants me to use my money I wageslaved for, while Chad fucks her on the side, then at 30 when Chad forgets about her, she gets married to me and gains 90lbs. Fuck that life
Mason Nelson
Lucky to enter the slave life?Oh yeah, lucky me, I ge to throw away my life to be able to barely get by and have 30 minutes of free time a month.
I think I still going to have to do the interview thing, as a formality. I have literally never been in one, I don't even know what happens in them.
I have my games right here, idiot. Diablo, Diablo 2, Hexxen, HOMM3, etc. I was going to pass them to my drive and classify them. I'm being productive, now if I end up with this job I'll have literally no time at all for being productive.
Jayden Roberts
Fuck it, I might just reject the job offering all together. I don't want to spend my life as a slave.
NEET 4 life.