>*materializes behind you*
>"heh...getting Jow Forums, finding a job, asking girls out... how the great have fallen. and to think you once were one of our best...
>"...did you really think we wouldn't find out?...that there wasn't going to consequences to your actions?... and now the Incel Brotherhood has come to claim your life, user...."
>*unzips nodachi*
>"...let's see if the tales of your powerful virginity were true after all...have at you!"
What do?
*materializes behind you*
Jayden Gonzalez
Brandon Hughes
i cast meteor
Levi Turner
Good luck with that indoors faggot
>glass your face
Jacob Anderson
hah! this thread is getting CRAYZEE! give me your best shot
Ryan Sanders
You won't forget this devil's power.
>*unzips Yamato*
William Morris
*shoots you in the face with glock 19
Sebastian Richardson
>*quickly spins the blade around, deflecting all of the bullets*
>"heh...is this really the best you can do?...looks like normie life has made you weak after all, kid..."
>"...only 40% of my power should be enough to take care of this..."
William James
You too buddy...heh
Leo Long
*lowers pants*
"The pen(is) mightier than the sword friendo"
James Baker
*Grabs shotgun and shoots all rounds except for one
Michael Martinez
"Let me let you in on a little secret foolish boy"
>*unzips dick*
"After tonight, neither of us will be virgins"
Oliver Johnson
Heh... Did the incel brotherhood really think they could come for me? I'm no normalfag, I just left for a while. Now my wizard powers have turned my skin to steel, and my katana is freshly sharpened. Only 10% of my power is enough for fresh meat like you.
Joshua Sullivan
*teleports behind you*
>Heh, never thought the Incel Brotherhood would send such a weak robot after me
*unsheathes katana*
>I have gathered powers as a wizard you would never comprehend! Which is why...
*stabs you in the blink of an eye*
>...they call me
*twists blade*
>Thot Slayer
Owen Wilson
please, my body count is 13 going on 25 you virgin motherfuckers
Jaxson Thompson
>*gasps in terror*
>"it can't be, the forbidden technique...."
>"...the Flaming Black Dragon Rectal Deflowerer.."
>"...but we all swore by oath...to never go prison gay... could you truly fallen so far from grace...?"
>"...in this case there is no reason for me to not use this...behold, my [Stand]!"
Asher Lopez
Jesus Christ I hope God has mercy on your souls
Isaac Allen
BANG
BANG
BANG
BANG
WHACK
James Allen
This is the easiest fight of my life.
Turn around
Call him a faggot
Make fun of him for being so /unfit/ that he probably cant gracefully swing the sword
Proceed to point and laugh
Bring his depression and anxiety to the surface
Watch him squirm while laughing at his virginity
Daniel Taylor
>saying Thot
>robot
Fuck off normie.
Lucas Thompson
First thread to make me chuckle in a while, keep goin OP
Carson Cook
>"God, huh...."
>"it is true that there doesn't seem to be anybody on this world who can challenge my powers..."
>"...heh, maybe a God will finally prove to be a worthy foe..."
>"...my blade hungers for divine blood...let this unholy war against the heavens begin..."
Charles Foster
This guy unironically looks cool compared to the rest of em
Dominic King
im gonna have to bring the holy one himself down upon this degeneracy
Brody Johnson
>*a thundering voice strikes down from the heavens*
>"YOU DARE SUMMON ME, SON OF MAN?"
>"YOU DARE SUMMON A SERAPH OF THE LORD ITSELF?"
>"GAZE UPON MY AWESOME VISAGE, FOR I AM ANGELO ELLIOT, WHO WAS GIVEN ETERNAL LIFE BY THE LORD"
>"AND WHEN THE SEVENTH SEAL IS BROKEN, AND THE FINAL DOOR IS FINALLY OPENED, I SHALL COME BACK DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS"
>"AND AT MY BACK WILL BE THE FULL MIGHT OF THE HOSTS OF HEAVEN"
>"AND ON THIS DAY, THE PURE AND THE FAITHFUL AND THOSE UNTOUCHED BY CARNAL DESIRES SHALL BE VINDICATED
>AND THOSE WHO ARE DEEMED UNPURE AND DEGENERATE SHALL BE CLEANSED THROUGH HOLY FIRE
>SO SAYETH ELLIOT, THE SUPREME JUDGE AND PUNISHER APPOINTED BY THE LORD
>*the thundering voice dissipates*