Dr. Femnon

I am here to help this fucked up community. My advice can range anywhere from kys to something very nice. Obviously the more effort you put into a question the better my response will be. First time posting, I've lurked for a long time though. Just wanting to talk to others about themselves and demonstrate that not all fembots are stuck on themselves. I may not reply to everyone, sorry, the reason for such is likely because your response is shit.

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What
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How can I keep a conversation with my tinder matches? It seems I just ask questions like an interview even if I mention something in their bio they reply with one word or closed ended statement

When choosing a potential partner, what are yours Biggest Red flags in guy

How do I become Interesting if im too poor to spend money on hobbies?

first i apologize if i understood you wrong (mothertongue isnt english and mine is shit)

>not all fembots are stuck on themselfs
well most of them are as are robots, at the end of the day we dont care for the one who posts before or after us, for it is a singular post in the sea of anons.
and in all honesty what is wrong with that to begin with? dont understand me wrong i have people i activly care about but like i mentioned i have no means to put names or rather people behind the shit that is said here, that would be also the reason why we can say so many things here we usually wouldnt.

tl;dr you dont have to demonstrate anything in that regard, for we are all uncaring bastards by situation.

Are you an actual doctor if not why would i listen to some roast

Easy. Talk about her, if you are unsure what to say, simply ask questions that can't be answered with one word. Examples:

>What are your hobbies?
Easiest shit to do. And even if you can't relate to anything she listed, there is google, use that shit to your advantage. Make her believe you two truly are a match. Most women are completely self absorbed, last thing they want to hear about is you. Speaking of which, when it gets to the point where they do ask about you, usually that's a good sign. Unless they reply with, just, "you." Or worse, "u".
>What do you look for in someone else?
Critical information here, if she's looking for something you can't be then abandon ship. Unless you're just looking to fuck, in which case you know how to act for a short period.

Good luck to ya!

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Another fake poster, I do love these threads though, always very interesting.

Okay I have a question, in what manner should I go about achieving biological immortality, funding regenerative medicine research by getting rich, or getting into the field myself directly, thank you.

how do i stop procrastinating.

oringlinae

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Apply to a science course at a university or college

Should i look for relationships or sex?

My first relationship will obviously fail because i will end up resenting her for sleeping with other guys before me.
So even trying to connect emotionally is misleading since nothing can come out of it.
But if i'm honest about looking just for sex, no girl will ever want it because girls want a relationship not sex.
So either i lie to and manipulate the first few girls i meet and then settle down after a few years of that.
Or i'm honest and be labeled as creepy and remain lonely forever.
>inb4 girls want sex too
Not with an awkward virgin who doesn't know what he's doing. And not at my age. I'm 25.

Not really trying to prove anything. Just felt myself in somewhat of a decent mood. Not all robots are like that, sure it's easy to act like a person doesn't care. At the end of the day we all do, no matter how much we try to mask that. Human nature, or being a human as it were, makes it impossible to not care about something, or someone. Even if it's just yourself. I also agree, people do hide behind being anonymous, it is why a lot of things happen here, as you have stated. That of course, is what makes this place so entertaining though, am I right? Also, your English isn't that bad, it's far better than some people I know who speak it as their native language.

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How do I know if ldr gf has ghosted me? It isn't unusual for her to go several days at a time where she isn't online, but it's been a week and I can't stand not being able to talk to her.
Is a week a long time for someone to not be online?
I don't really think she would ghost since she does seem to like me, and usually initiates conversation, so I'm rather confused.

Nice waifu user, can I "hang" out with her sometime?

Why is Ibuki shit, and why is Hiyoko best DR2 girl?

You cant fix us we are to far gone.

Fake poster? I'm not sure I follow you. I believe my responses thus far have been decent enough. Unless of course it's my gender you're referring to, in which case I am not about to try and persuade you otherwise. People will believe what they want. However, I am replying because your question made me laugh a little and I found it interesting because highlander used to be my favorite show. Biological immortality. Well, you could probably achieve such by signing waivers and going into some sort of government funded facility. Although, you would simply be a lab rat, and the likelihood of surviving testing wouldn't be that great. Sorry, can't really help much on this one.

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not "her" but i just reply to that anyway
i had to do with people here and people that were like the ones here for several years.
to your post, yes some of the people here are too far gone for me to help them as it requires more professional personnel in my opinion.
but most of the people here just need to know one person that gives a damn and has an ear for them to talk too

Please have enough insight to see yourself for the virtue signaling messiah complex you are.

Robots here are broken beyond repair. Well, potentially not all are irredeemable, but your "help" you can provide in a single post is greatly overshadowed by the harm you're doing by entering their safe space as a shining beacon of desire and announcinf yourself loudly as such.

If you want to be helpful, try doing so from the background. If a question is asked, give matter of fact advice in a neutral way that keeps your identity as a woman out of thr picture. What you are doing now is feeding your good mood with validation, attention, and self-affirmation as a perceived good person, all at the expense of those you claim to help.

How heartless...

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OP is a summerfag underageb& but people will still fall for it, since they are desperate for any kind of female contact. They wittingly fall into cognitive dissonance and that is incredibly sad.

>thought I saw my waifu in the OP image
>just some other anime girl
I need to get my eyes checked

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Will you possibly offer your discord to us and give us robots a chance?

How do i maintain long extended conversation with women online and irl? I keep getting ghosted after a couple of messages ;-;

Or maybe you are just reading into my intentions way to much because you feel insecure. This isn't about me, I genuinely want other people who struggle like myself to know someone is there. I love how people jump to this conclusion though. Someone says they care and then people like you do all you can to find a flaw in it. The fuck is wrong with you?

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Why haven't you seen the truth and converted to Islam yet?

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not him but most here were betrayed/abandoned/played with one too many times which creates this hostility. at the end of the day we cant know your intentions for certain so we just go with the experience we got which is humane of sorts.

you are right, sometimes this place is quite something
also thank you, am still trying to improve it thou

islam is shit and so is your bait

>Or maybe you are just reading into my intentions way to much because you feel insecure.
I'm a successfulfag. Not even a cyborg. Came here for the feels and lurk unless it's actually called for for me to post, like now.
>This isn't about me, I genuinely want other people who struggle like myself to know someone is there.
Then why post with a cute avatar and announce yourself as a woman? All of that can be done with a mindful, respectful approach that's actually goal-directed without yourself ever entering the picture.
>I love how people jump to this conclusion though. Someone says they care and then people like you do all you can to find a flaw in it.
So, when your approach is criticised and you get (respectful, if a bit heavy-handed and self-righteous, I will admit) feedback on how to actually achirve your self-proclaimed goals, you reject that.
>The fuck is wrong with you?
And there it is. Give you anything but validation, and you start cursing. Well done. Good argument. Strong, helpful work, user.

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So i think i am not like most robots here (or at least i tell myself that to not hate myself more) and i did have quite a few chances with girls. I also dated 3 (still a virgin tho). While at the beginning i like everything about the girl after about a month i start to notice that the girls seem just plain boring to me. I lead the whole conversation they just respond with "lol", or "ok" and even if they start talking themselves they talk about the most moundain stuff that i can't even focus on and they get angry at me for it. After a few weeks i am so fed up with it that, if we dated i break up, or if not i stop trying to get something with them. After this happening with multiple woman i have this thinking that maybe the problem is with me. At start i was just saying to myself that i just met the wrong girls. But maybe if the only constant is me i just am a guy that get's easily bored and should settle. What do you think?

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Are you single? And if yes would you mind being my gf? :^)

I did it for the lols. Dr. Femnon sounds like it should be a movie. I also never claimed to say you weren't successful, just insecure, quite possible to be both of those things. I did not reject your criticism, while I understand people are skeptical, that doesn't make it any less annoying. Yes I said a swear word, I'm not a saint, it has nothing to do with validation. With that being said, I will end this here, seeing as how nothing else really needs to be said. This is why I lurk and rarely say anything, congratulations on giving me even more reason to not say another word. In fact, this is the last post I will put on this message board. And before people post and say, oh, haha. We ran her off. Think about that, seriously, I'm sure everyone has days where they just want to reach out and help someone else. Picture was because I like anime, the name was cute. But I'm not allowed to find things cute, right? Yeah, didn't think so. I'm going to fuck off to discord, if anyone needs someone to talk to just leave your sn and I'll get to you there. Literally done with the toxicity of this site.

Ibuki bumps in the whip friend

Can someone answer this pls

meh fuck it
if anyone wants to talk with someone about a thing or another you can talk to me
MrSteve#5479
am going to bed now thou so dont expect an answer today

yes mate.You do you. Yep

>Femoid craves for attention on the internet
What a fucking surprise, kys

WHERE'S MY THERAPY. THIS IS NOT WHAT I PAID FOR

My problems with women mostly involve my jealousy of other men. My best friend (whom I only know online) recently got himself a girlfriend and it annoys me. I should be happy for him. He's worked really hard and she seems so lovely and nice but this entire thing makes me angry. Part of me struggles to resist asking inappropriate, invasive questions, desperate to know more, and the other part of me wants to cut him out of my life completely. All because I'm jealous. And I've ruined friendships with women I've met on this very board, all of whom were at least a little nice, because I'd get jealous and obsessive to the point of stalking. Needing to know more about what makes their lovers special. It's pathetic and disgusting but I can't help myself.

Now, assuming that I'm correct (which I most certainly am) when I say I'll never have sex or be in a relationship, how do I stop this? I wish I could be happy for people and be friends with women because I've met nice ones on here but I simply can't.

If it makes a difference I'm almost thirty. Please help, Dr Femanon.

Did Hopeman do anything wrong?

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Go away attention whore.
Go back to chad

She long gone boi.