I want a cute submissive bf

>that writing
yep, that's a woman.
Why are you looking for cucks on this board? You should go looking on an antifa subreddit or something

do you like willy milk user?

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do you fit the criteria in every way? if not i wont be wasting my time aha! ;)
i''m not into cucking, just having a submissive bf

You didn't answer my question though, how can someone look like Chad and a cute little boy? At least try posting pictures of examples of what that would look like.

>big dick
>look like chad
>simultaneously resembling a little boy
So you want something that's quite literally impossible?
>he must realize i am the greatest person in his life
You're not, you're not even the greatest person in your own life.

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You know what, I already regret trying, you cannot win when the requirements are contradictory.

>fit criteria perfectly
>too shy to post info
Eternal struggle is real

kind of like leonardo dicaprio aesthetic
obviousl not that good looking though, hes just an example i can think of off the top of my head
idk im not even shallow really i just dont want a bf like pic related.
like fat bois and niggers/spics/pajeets/asians are no. BWC only

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Go back to /soc/ you stupid whore

He doesn't resemble a little boy at all, I think you're being dumb.

post ur info nao1!!!!!

you bhave reading comprehension of a 1st grader

nobody is giving you money. get a job you fucking whore. fuck off

discord is Florp#4327

>tfw no mommy gf
eternal original feel

I hope I don't end up regretting this Pluto#1786

This is a MtF tranny you summerfags, fucking christ.

No one here looks like a chad you dumb cunt.

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go back to where you belong
rostie

im not a mtf tranny, im just not dumb enough to post my full face on r9k. I can video call anyone who might be concerned of my gender lol

>that pic
Where are your tits

HRT takes long to give those freaks manboobs.

> he must realize i am the greatest person in his life
who are you again?

Is 7.5 big?

Fuck off slut

Hope you het raped IRL. Then you will understand the natural order. You are not dominant. You are built to have dicks shoved in you

>want a qt 3.14 bf who is submissive and adorable. he must have a big dick and look chad while simultaneously resembling a little boy. he must do everything i say without question

Im am kind of submissive, my dick is average size, im dony look like chad but i dont look like a bet nerd either, im short and look younger than most people my age (im 20), id obey you in almost everything unless you tell me to cut myself or give you money

yes, Id say anything over 6.5 is big.

I fit your description but fuck discord, what else you got?

How old are you? 22 myself.

sorry all I have is discord, you can give me your snapchat on a throwaway email or something idk
college aged :) youre a bit older than me

make a vocaroo . com

Unironically me. I'm taken though lmaoooooo

Send me your discord in email I'll add you

[email protected]

ive dabbled a bit on discord servers am afraid of someone recognizing my voice, sorry! i can peRsonally call u though

SAGE THIS FUCKING THREAD! SAAAAAAAAGEEE!!

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>he must have a big dick and look chad while simultaneously resembling a little boy
Sorry what

I remembered my password, add me LB#1654

Mods delete this fucking thread and ban the Op. This shit belongs on /soc/

Op ignored me. It's okay though, there's alway's ol' faithful.

This is ol' faithful.
It's gonna be a great friday

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you want someone submissive literally all the time? or one random night I can tie you up tight in bed and tickle you over and softly kiss and lick your cooch? And then squat over you reverse cowboy and rub my balls on your clit, and then caress my asshole with your nipples?

Its bait because you wont go through with it

7.5 Chan here. Add me on discord Apostatis#4800

I will add in a sec I have make an alt first just in case

What are your kinks/fetishes. What can your bf expect your mutual ldr sex life to be like

Hey don't forget me too

Op you there? Been quiet for a bit.

Why does anime attract so many gays and trannies?

Holy shit, you sound like my mother. You must be removed.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
this ones making me think pretty hard

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Op abandoned thread :( she never added me

if she is who i think she is
you don't want her to add you
trust me

Explain
Origughshdgsgafdh

>"""fembot"""
just because dr shekelstein gave you some pills doesn't make you a fembot

>she never added me
>she

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This is 100% bait. I will not post this person's dox, but I had spoke to them before and they were trying to coax me into sending them my spare gaming laptop. It's a guy using his female friend or girlfriend to take these photos, it's a poorly thought out scam that I nearly fell for.

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give me mommy gf, but only originally

Tfw I'll never have a GF to take care of me and love me

FetLife is this way my dear.

females fuck oFF
feel shame for you fuckers that fall for this

False! Legitimately me. Anyone that doesnt think so can video call me!!! Hehe. I wont ask for free stuff

why are you even here, go home thot thot thot

i'll be your mummy gf

WAIT HOLY SHIT ITS YOU ISNT IT
WTF YOURE A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR

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>submissive
>big dick
>looks like chad
>must realise i am the greatest person in his life
And they tell me I have high standards

>look chad while simultaneously resembling a little boy
This is why women are never happy

Also, fuck off bitch go suck chad's dick

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>must have a big dick

HAHA NOT EVEN DOMINATE WOMEN WANT DICKLETS. THE MOST USELESS 'HUMANS'

expose the cunt user

Stop trying to spooky all the cute boys in this thread! You're being a liar!

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re-add me

Thhththhh

what? I didnt delete anyone besides the 14 y/o boy

Bruh I am lonely and even I want to dodge that bullet. Good luck in your life, it seems you are gonna need it

>You're not, you're not even the greatest person in your own life.
Rekt

this bitch is a tranny for real

Don't settle for OP you deserve better, anyone does.

Also sage

I know your tricks, lady
back when I was 14-15 I used to talk to women like you online. It was pretty lewd

Minus the 'do everything I say and not question' part though

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oh wait what?
I'm fucking out of here.

No! I'm not a paedophile! I just want a cutie to force into submission! ;)

>big dick and chad
>resembles a little boy
Make up your goddamn mind op, one or the other, or go into further detail so someone can actually fit the criteria.

Trap she's just gonna ignore you lol

I'll bite.

Crezno#9828

I said white boys only.

hehehe #7361 . fit all the criteria mommy desu~

I dated a guy like this for years. Best chapter of my life so far.. :3 Too bad we didnt work out u_u

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>implying that was me
Lel still too shy. This faggot ain't shit.

if thats not you you dont mind if i post the pic, right?

>look chad while simultaneously resembling a little boy.
IDK what this means, but I know I look Chad because this black lady at the checkout said I look like a Ken doll. Anyway: nutbuster#5999. Pls be my mommygf

Why can't a girl just love me for being an unpleasant, annoying, stupid, ugly, unambitious, childish, lazy piece of fucking shit that brings her no value whatsoever?

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jesus christ shut the fuck up man

One question: can you love yourself like the way you are right now? If you can't then don't expect someone else to love you as you are