What's the biggest object you've ever stuck in your butthole robots?

this one $135.00 + i think 20% customs charges
but also got some other stuff, like fake cum as lube.
It also has a cum tube, good to add more lube down the hole, really useful with bigger things like this.

A bat.

Felt good, but I won't be doing that again.

>A bat.
l-like the animal

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A sonic screwdriver, obviously.

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not him
my first thought, too.
but on second thought i guess he meant baseball bat.

You took a chance did you not, user?

Not the animal, dingus. A baseball bat.

yep, that's it.
shit gets my legs weak after using.

>25 to 30cm
>When I was like 13

What the fuck user
Thats a lot

I used to use a razor handle in the shower

but I started bleeding every time I pulled it out because it was ribbed pretty aggressively

probably a bad idea in hindsight

Dunno, I started going deeper and deeper until I hit some bone.

>Dunno, I started going deeper and deeper until I hit some bone.
that's probably not a bone, it's the back of your large intestine right

if you keep going up your ass there's just more organs, not bone

Hey, same! (*)\/\/(*) ...

Also I put a fuel funnel with a 5" circumfrence in there.

10 inch bbc when i was 16

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....but why?
why would you do this
where did this even happen?

he was working for my father, he was older, strong and dominant while i was a small emotionally retarded gay boy.

he was nice though

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was it worth it in the end
...and it was your first time...10inches..?

i had practiced a lot but it still took a really long time to make it work. im not sure if it was worth it, might have fucked my brain up

i mean aslong as you dont regret it

He's baiting in order to push a weird cuck humiliation fetish.

It's not true user.

In the rare case that any this was true, please see a psychologist.
Even at 16 shit like that is emotionally and psychologically damaging.
>i mean aslong as you dont regret it
by saying stuff like that you're encouraging him to feel fine with obvious sexual abuse of a minor.

>by saying stuff like that you're encouraging him to feel fine with obvious sexual abuse of a minor.
i don't know him personally and it was his choice

same original
many times

How'd it happen? Greentext please

I have an 11in Mulatto colored dildo that's comparable to the BAM dildo in girth but def not that big, not sure of the girth exactly but sliding that bulbus head in at first can be kind of hard when starting out. I have been sitting on it lately and when I lower myself onto it further it makes you feel so full, I can almost go all the way down, like dragon dildo said above it makes your legs weak and breathe hard. It's got veins that I can feel stretch past my hole. I want to get an all silicone one because this one ended up having a bit of the skin peel off but it's hard to get one this big that's all silicone and not because it's expensive. This thing makes me pant when I fuck it, that is all. I also fantasize about hiring a hung shemale escort which I may never do, and I watch a lot of shemale porn.

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Just stop fucking around and go have sex with a man, jesus. People like you annoy the hell out of me trying to deny your sexuality.

>by saying stuff like that you're encouraging him to feel fine with obvious sexual abuse of a minor.
it was consensual, there was nothing wrong with it

he is handsome what a good bat

go fuck yourself
absolutely braindead

>go fuck yourself
>absolutely braindead
you sound jealous

damn, I did the same exact shit.

Fever Reducing medicine that is applied rectally.

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horse dildo, i can take about 3/4 of it