>"Hahahaha...Oh hey user, we were just talking about our sex lives."
>"How about you user? What's the best sex you've had?"
"Hahahaha...Oh hey user, we were just talking about our sex lives."
Isaiah Nelson
David Williams
cute strawberry blonde mommy who was on the splits with baby daddy
Zachary Hernandez
seriously, how do you respond in this situation?
Wyatt Roberts
Just say you're a virgin
original
Levi Wright
>2 guys
>3 girls
looks like one of them is for me, i'll just give them a fake funny story and see which chick reacts.
David Cook
Well my dad raped me once
Caleb Nguyen
"what the hell kind of question is that? none of your damn business"
it's worked for me in the past
Thomas Edwards
You make up some incredibly mediocre yet believable story. You fucked a 5/10 behind a bar in college, etc. Since you already have a reputation as being a weird guy (you post here ffs) most people will roll with it. Having a forgettable experience as your most notable experience is way better than being a virgin.
Noah Perez
Well once i was left home alone with the cat when i was 12 so yeah
Caleb Barnes
>it's worked for me in the past
They assumed you were a virgin, which is why the subject never came back up.
Aiden Nguyen
>I wouldn't know I'm a virgin
>everyone laughs because I have a wife
The End
Nolan Morales
>"Hahahaha, you're fired."
Jaxon Collins
I'd probably choke up because I'm not even sure what the best sex I've had. I don't do one night stands so all my sex has been had in loving relationships.
Luke King
possibly, but either way I never had to deal with it again so w/e
Carson Davis
>not saving your virginity for someone special that you want to live with for the rest of your lives
>actively having sex with multiple partners like the primitive humanoids you are
Why am I even here? I don't belong among you apes.
Ian Garcia
I once came home half drunk then drank some sleeping pills and masturbated to some of the hottest loli hentai I've seen in my life. Shit was cash.
Bentley Perry
When I fucked a 15yo hooker in Thailand.
Christian Myers
who are you people and why are you calling me user
Kevin Brown
This image evokes crippling anxiety in me and that is not ok.
Wyatt Bennett
The best I ever had is just a memory and those dreams are not as daft as they seem, my love, when you dream them up.
Jason Nguyen
when I fucked your mom
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*rolls on ths floor*
I'M PICKLE RIIIIICK
Zachary Perez
>Hahahah, oh wow, lets roleplay a totally non-realistic situation that is neither interesting nor entertaining
Nolan Butler
Some hooker downtown was doing it for $50 so I went over and fucked her on her kid's air mattress.
Jackson Collins
They're your managers. All of them.
John Butler
Say you were molested as a kid and don't want to talk about it.
Anthony Butler
>Say this
>No one ever believes me and just think I don't like them or think I'm just being an anti-social dick by not sharing
I think part of them getting frustrated with me is that I look like a weird heavy metal kinda guy so they probably suspect I'm hiding some crazy story like I fucked a 40 year old dominatrix or something.
Nolan Nelson
try out the dph/weed/booze/sleep deprivation combo wank, it's damn near impossible to stay awake but if you can manage it it's very fucking worth it
Adrian Martin
Why can't you just say you're not comfortable talking about that sort of thing in mixed company? Even people who have active sex lives can want to keep that kind of shit private.
John Rivera
"I've never had any"
There it wasn't hard
Aaron Parker
>"user come watch the superbowl with us!"
>"look thats user, he's always on his computer"
Elijah Phillips
Annotated for clarity
Luis Adams
>Implying I would ever be at any sort of social gathering
Mason Morris
>I made a post on criagslist and met up with a black guy who made me crossdress while he pounded his cock into me and forced me to call him "daddy."
>"wow user, that's so brave and progressive, so proud of you!"