Vocaroo Thread - Neet-hog day edition

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That is the plan

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I laughed a bit too hard at this.
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>MFW I keep rubbing my hands together during recordings.
Little Additions
1. Also Motivater, Grills are a good one if can't bring yourself to do it for youself...
2. If those feels are really taking a toll then find help...

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You sound gay might as well let robots fuck your ass

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The three months was what I was willing to put in initially. I excised for over a year.

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Want to rub dicks on discord or voca fapping?

Id love to do that.
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You are a fat sack of crap, lol serious though Im 34 and got fat after surgeries no excuse though I use to body build and train people while in the military for 12 years go to a lower calorie eating plan walk a bit and you will be fine

Thanks brah i luv u

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Oh and when I first went to the gym at 18 I was skelly at 6ft 160 years later 230 8% body fat never got big just tone try a gym if you have money at first its awkward.. but once you go regardless of shape people tell you how to work out and use everything then ya read on it bodybuilding forums and see how to properly do it, I was never made fun of after you go for a few months they know you are dedicated and its like a family

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If you just want to lose weight just cut, go gym if you want to build on top of that user.

And makes ya feel better im 250 jow and unfucking my self I wont body build but want to hit 200 and healthy serious try it everyone thinks gym is bad I was nervous going in like a newb some of the best people ever even if you are a "robot"

Pull your dick out you cock craving bottom

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Swimming any activity cqn build muscle senpai yes but if you want to get big or ripped weights and lot of people cant depending on body type but yes swimming builds muscle as long as you oush but no it wont make you ripped

I dont care about being ripped I just want to be fit with muscles

IIRC you will get some muscle from swimming however it is nowhere what you would be able to gain from lifting in the same amount of time.
However it's been a while since i've been a Jow Forumsizen anyone who can correct me please do.
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>I was culturally enriched by a paki
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Swim burns tons of calories cant lose gl senpai

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Lots of cuts on this sorry.
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Tl;DL Manchester is bad.

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Thanks for the kind words user has been lovely talking to you, Best of luck to you too user and other than glassing the place I don't have too much hope for this country anymore.

sups guys whats happenn yall?

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do i have a good english/american accent?? vocaroo.com/i/s0zymMmY35dp

i'm lonely and bored. someone give me something to read on vocaroo

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trapped,, do you think you can escape?,,, pure and infinite creative energy subdued to a time and place,, passing time allows creation to unfold, and change, renew, and rearrange,, in space.. as all things are a work of art, as art is a creative work of energy,, as all things are a creative work of energy,,, your life desirees no bounds,,, as time changes to allow something new to exist,, something that could have come about no other way, then for an old way to change,,, you give your spirit to the infinite,, in hopes that it will direct you towards a new quanta of experience,,, your motto and slogan parading the misunderstood concept of freedom.... what is freedom to you? how can a human be free? freedom from thought? freedom from structure? freedom from order? freedom from control? do you whoreship chaos? the contradiction is that any form of creation,,, any form or function of energy or art must somewhere down the line have been produced or coerced by order.,, are you only a performer,, does anyone know the real you, do you? .,. your heart beat steady and you are aware of each thought,,, you are organized,, you represent structure and order,,, how is pure unimaginable creativity conjured and captured without your innate mathematical principles of rhythm and timing,, how do you escape your ability for constant perfection,, how do you make a messy mistake without intention? I have love for your outlook and insight,,, you are a bright shinning star,, if there were planets orbiting you, what would those worlds be like? you are a goddesses, i believe it, i think it cruel for you to have to find a soulmate on this earth,,,, there are plenty of men who i am sure you would and could have a fairy tale of a life with, but could you ever love and live with them for an eternity,,, without craving that change,,, without wanting something new,, anything but the same,,,you deserve to reign galaxies,,,, with planets of men at your command,, you deserve to

bbut you said

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I removed one wall worth of horsehair plaster, three contractor bags full of random stuff, a toilet, a sink. a mirror-cabinet, sorted three boxes worth of things, stuffed full the closet with other random shit for now, and moved like a dozen sheets of new plaster into the hallway. Not done as I haven't taken off the rest of the walls, or cleaned up from that when I'm done with it. Christ on a bike. My lungs are filled with fuck.
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that's so funny. you sound really cute lmao i like the way you talk. thank you! i do believe americans sound enthusiastic

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el pene grande

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Not them, one take.
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hi bandaid you are nice have good day im not joking

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Thanks!!! You have a good one too, my dude.

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i am, heres a good melon

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why do you fuggers make these threads when i cant speak out loud? everyones asleep but walls are thin

i have the exact same problem gosh dang

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Did this nigga just call me critical?
Literally who

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Look up penguinz0 on youtube, hes commonly known as critikal. The official podcast is great with him in it

It was jokes.
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How big is your peeni

I don't share that kind of info publicly

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how pink is your bussy

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original poem

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Bandage#5744

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Originally a 7/10.

>The thread is on Page 10

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You are still my favourite vocaroo poster user.

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...did you read an portion of Here's to You, Nicola and Bart a lonnng time ago in a voice thread?