Hey guys what's the best way of killing yourself painlessly

Hey guys what's the best way of killing yourself painlessly

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exit bag, but with a bit of research you would have found it yourself. Which leads me to believe you're having doubts. Don't do it OP

I just don't trust Google these days thanks user

ohhh you little rascal you

>not going out in a blaze of glory
>being scared of a little pain
user, its the last thing you will ever do, why would you care if its a little painful?

Carbon Monoxide poisoning

Ask on legit boards that consists of people who are pro suicide.

death by buzz saw

lots of suicide threads on here lately
anyway its a shotgun in the mouth tried and true

>Hey guys what's the best way of killing yourself painlessly
Entering a loving relationship with me, ultimately culminating in cohabitation and marriage after which we grow old and die together after a long and fulfilling life.

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You don't kill yourself painlessly, the dying process involves pain. Sure blowing your brains out will be quick but you have no way of knowing how that feels until you try it.

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Note: original. Also google is your friend OP. Why make a thread unless you are only doing it for attention?
It is almost like you are...

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Helium.
Your body cant make a difference between Oxygen and Helium. You will pass out, painless and will die.

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Obviously there is a clear winner here.

Stream it or we will forever know you are a simple attention seeking faggot.

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they put irritants in helium tanks so you cant inhale it now

also exit bag has a high failure rate and risk of brain damage

discord?

orignally orignal of course

grab folding chair, blindfold, cd player, earphones, and sit on a train track (if you change your mind simply get up and leave)
swallowing a bunch of pills and alcohol
jumping from an extremely high place (no going back after the fall)

Don't give me these feels, user...
They hurt.

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Really? Thats a really cunt move.
But as far as i know (atleast here) they dont put irritant in. (Recently purchased helium tank to fuck around with, no irritant)

Just wait for it to happen naturally, you won't even feel it and won't have time to panic and nobody will be able to save you. Works every time.

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OP here thanks friends i will try not to be a attention whore next time : )

I wouldn't mind chatting if you have a mail I can send my ad to.

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>Chatting
It's too late now, user. I want to love you.

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belt around a door knob, but easier to chicken out though
you need to be serious about it or get really drunk

Wibble! I won't quibble. When you say love, do you mean the kind that dribbles? With this kind of bait I'm not sure if I should nibble.

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seems too easy, ive tried it and will basically almost collapse on the floor in a daze in about 5 seconds. like i know ive saw people who did it online but like how long before its actually fatal?

this woman "supposedly" survived a full hanging for 30 minutes en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_Greene

Dealing with your problems instead of cowering to them, and living a long happy life once the dark period is behind you of course.

It isn't an irritant, what they do now is they mix helium with oxygen or other gases because helium is a finite resource that is starting to pick up in price. Pure helium can still be obtained for certain industrial or scientific purposes, but for recreational use or parties it is generally non existent.

Well if you shoot yourself with a shotgun AND hit your brainstem, you have a 99.99 percent chance of death and it would be fairly quick because your breathing and heartbeat would instantly stop, not to mention your brainstem doenst have any nerves so the only pain you would feel (for the small amount of time you are alive) would be in your face or side of your head. This is also a good option because it has the highest change of killing you, which means you cant live a disabled and painful life after a failed attempt

Shotgun to the head is the only legitimate way that won't fail, and will be so quick you won't feel it. All other "painless" methods have huge failure rates that will make you a vegetable. I answered your question now answer mine, what is so god awful in your life and what have you bothered doing to fix it?

Invade the US Nuclear arsenal. Figure out a way to arm a nuclear weapon. Get stoned and pissed and then press the detonate button.

Please don't so it op!!!

The best lo-tech of killing yourself is what the Romans did by using a knife. I take comfort from the knives that I can both use to cut my food and that I can also use to end my life. My ceramic knife can both prolong my life with its preparation of a delicious meal or it can end it with a swift cut to my jugular. How beautiful that is!

I think you are a woman. So why do you stand on this Sacred Ground?

are you a tranny or a girl

origialalal

>tranny
Probably not.

>girl
No.

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