If you have 3 or more of these qualities, you're going to be a virgin and alone forever.
I'm a 32 year old virgin myself and I've accepted my fate as a disgusting ugly incel. It's over.
Society is just too stuck up and superficial. It's no point in trying, even if you get the girl by some miracle she will be sucking Chads dick the entire time. More then likely she's had 30 dicks on her.
>brown eyes
kek, everytime
I got nothing to say other than lol
faggot
>have most of these
>Still had sex and have gf
Youre just a giant faggot user.
>have any of this
>why I'm not a chad?
>ugly
check
>thin wrists
check
>negative canthal tilt
check I guess
>< 6 inch cock
check
>non square jaw
check
>deep nasolabial folds
check
>brown eyes
check
>thin limbal rings
check
>non symmetrical face
There is always non-symmetry
>narrow shoulders
check
>underweight
check
>acne
check
12/13
I don't identify myself as incel.
I'm starting to accept the truth, though it is harder than I thought, my mind still wants to cope.
for instance at work, chad has multiple gfs who touch eachother in front of me, i'm always getting mogged, there's no real escape.
you forgot the worst face wise: long midface
Man 32 years old.
You missed out
let's be fair, a large part of it is autism or something similar.
GET THE FUCK OUT NORMIES WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN HERE LEAVE GET THE FUCK OUT YOU HAVE NO FUCKING BUSINESS HERE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
Go to a developing country and snatch up a wife. The Philippines is a good place to try.
YOLO Use a marriage broker service or something.
>dont identify as an incel
Why don't you? Do you have a gf?
3 or more?
Just having a small dick alone is enough to make you a perma incel
>Negative canthal tilt
>Deep nasolabial folds
>Thin limbal rings
Are we describing men or mountains here?
Of course not you bogeyman.
I have never heard of that term before it somehow has infiltrated r9k.
Whatever, I do not belong to any group.
Had to google that shit, it's real.
what's wrong with brown eyes?
It's not a "group". It's a condition. Guys who have never even used the internet can be incel.
Incel = not attractive to women, too unattractive to enter into a relation. Incel = you if you can't get sex for free.
incels here are just r/incel refugees
honestly their shitty determinist perspective on life is fucking annoying, but they took over the place so what can you do
>thin wrists
>5'10"
>brown eyes
Lost my virginity at 17 to my loving gf, fuck you op
Hey, stfu, I like that deterministic perspective on life, because I don't buy into shitty advertisement
like
>just be anything you want to be
Guess, I am an incel then.
Whatever
24 year old virgin reporting
I have all of them except blue eyes. but my shitty genes don't come as a surprise
You are an incel. Denying it is just cope.
determinism is just fact
The only thing on that list I have is acne. How the fuck do I get rid of it so I can get my gf that I'm entitled to?
>Ugly
No, I am handsome.
>Thin Wrists
I think I have thin wrists but I wear a watch and then shit on my other wrist to cover it
>Under 6 feet
Only 5'11 but steal an extra inch with most of my footwear.
>non square jaw
My jaw could be better but my facial hair makes it looks like it is not bad
>Deep nasolablal folds
Hell no.
>Brown Eyes
GREEN and blue up in this bitch (girls will sometimes tell me' user you have the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen')
>Thin Limbal Rings
Fuck no nigga see above
>Non-Symmetrical face
See question 1
>Narrow Shoulders
BROAD
>Undeweight or overweight
I was skinny fat but I got diet and gym now so working on that
>Acne
Nah, my skin isn't great but I do not have acne. I got a skin care regime where I exfoliate, mooisturise and facial mask to try and improve it.
Anyway that's all bullshit because the thing that stops me getting laid is that I am too poor to move out of my parents house at 25. Money is all that really matters lados!
Wait, what if I don't hate women, but just despise all humans in general?
>Just having a small dick alone is enough to make you a perma incel
How?
By the time she knows you have a small dick, you're already fucking her.
>Ugly
I've never had anyone rate me, so I can't say. I probably am.
>Thin wrists
What's considered thin?
>Negative Canthal Tilt
Don't know what this is
> Non-Square Jaw
Yeah
>Deep Nasolabial Folds
Don't know what this is
>Brown Eyes
Yeah
>Thin Limbal Rings
Don't know what this is
>Non-Symmetrical Face
Yeah
>Narrow Shoulders
Yeah
>Underweight or Overweight
Underweight
>Acne
No
What's really holding me back is social anxiety and being a total sperglord in social situations. I guess that makes me a mentalcel.
Im an incel mainly because of my income and height...
>Thin wrists
>5'10"
>5.5 inch dick
>Non-square jaw
>Laugh lines
>Brown eyes
>Narrow shoulders
>Underweight
Still not a virgin.
You realize that other than "ugly" and "acne" you described every pretty boy twink there is, right? Lots of those guys get chicks.
Ha, what a way to limit yourself to mediocrity!
Most people won't be doing anything to significance in their life, that's true, but because they can't doesn't mean you can't. Do you honestly believe everything in the universe since the dawn of time has led to you not being able to get laid? No, no it hasn't, you can get laid if you want to, but how far are you willing to go? that's the question.
The only reason you feel that way is because you've been rejected all your life. Rejected most likely because you are phyisicallu unattractive.
I'm actually pretty good looking and athletic but I have legitimate aspergers which makes finding a gf impossible. girls like me and smile at me until I start talking and they realise I'm retarded
>Ugly
B-but my mommy calls me handsome
Extremely
>Thin wrists
I'd say yes
>Negative Canthal Tilt
No
>
>girls like me and smile at me until I start talking and they realise I'm retarded
I think that's me too.
I have more than three of those qualities and have still had sex a few hundred times. What gives, OP?
same
Have began using that autism of mine to study other guys I know who do get girls. When I use their exact lines on girls it actually goes fine but then I don't know what to do next and she discovers I'm actually retarded.
>Ugly
extremely average
>Thin Wrists
Yes
>Negative Canthal Tilt
No
>Non-Square Jaw
No
>Deep Nasolabial Folds
no
>Brown eyes
No (blue)
>Thin Limbal Rings
No
>Non-Symmetrical Face
No
-Narrow Shoulders
Yes
>Under/Overweight
No
>Acne
From time to time
Overall I'm just fucking short and still cant get laid.
Then again faggots such as myself aren't exactly welcome in the Southern US.
Yes, that must be it, you are right.
It's the root of all my evil.
I got 7, bingo!
what do I win!
>thin wrists
> >6 fit tall
> >6 inch cock
> >acne
so i just gotta lose my acne and get on the jelqwave and then i can stop being incel
wait forgot brown eyes lol nvm
What does a narrow shoulder look like?
I actually don't have any of these things. Except acne since I'm 18. I am generally considered pretty attractive.
>this wrists
FUCK YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
I have like boxers wrists or something. I can fit a coke can behind one.
>no mention of balding/thinning hair
Legit. I feel the same way.
I've been called cute by almost every girl I came into contact with
>thin wrist
Check, but I've always had lean muscle and abs (12 years of Judo) and lifting dumbbells and pushups for a year so far at home, can't afford to buy more weights
>6.3 ft
>6.5 inch
>poor (main issue which caused depression)
>no real friends anymore
>still a virgin at 19
feelsbadman
lol at falling for the incel meme
the only people that are incels are those who choose to be
You forgot
>terrible personality
>thinks they're a "nice guy"
>ugly
>non square jaw
>brown eyes
>overweight
>still fucked
You could always lower your standards to an ugly girl, but no, your shallow ass thinks you deserve a 10/10 Stacy. Kill yourself you manpig.