I have hemorrhoids ask me anything

I have hemorrhoids ask me anything.

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Do you have hemorrhoids?

Apparently this isn't original

what do you prefer, XFCE or KDE?

So do I. They itch more than hurt tbqh famalam

mmm-boy, i just had bout with some roids a couple weeks ago myself. it was fuckin agony, holy shit. the pain was so intense. it popped one day, and oh damn that was such a relief. woke up the next morning for work and my butt was bleeding quite a bit. almost called in for work but I knew they needed me. kept going to the bathroom to wipe the blood out of my crack. that night after work i got some generic neosporin and some gauze pads. went to work with gauze on my butthole for a few days. now everything is back to normal. but damn that was some intense pain. I was terrified of taking a dump! remember to wash up good after you poop!

True. I thought I was just itching cause of my cheap ass toilet paper. Nope.

My only experience with software like that was when I took the computer my dad bought in Iraq ten years prior and brought it to my friend who wiped it and put Ubuntu on it. Anyways, the mouse in the picture for XFCE is cute.

Yes. Also the hemorrhoids are on me.

how far along are you?

have you had roids before?

Ive had em for maybe two weeks now. Just got some cream today. This is the first time, although I was feeling a similar itch a few weeks back. Im only twenty.

why did this post make me cry with laughter?

How long a dick can you take

that's about how old i was the first time. was about 10 years before it happened again. this last time was way worse.
this was me

I usually go for girth, rather than length. Longest Ive taken is maybe 6 inches? Biggest I have is a medium Austin from Bad Dragon. Pic related.

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How does it feel to get a rimjob with hemorrhoids? Does it feel like heaven or is it actually uncomfortable?

If you haven't gotten a rimjob, then have you ever fingered your ass while having hemorrhoids? How does THAT feel?

Serious questions here.

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I actually did get a rimjob the other night, and honestly? It mostly just made the itching worse. Like usually I love it but I couldnt focus cuz of the itch.

I do too.

I wish I didn't sit inside playing video games as much as a kid, I feel like that was a major factor in why I have such bad hemorrhoids now.

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got a stage 2 external right now, comes out when i poop, goes back after a little
does anyone know how these things end? cant say ive ever had one before? does it pop? will it be extremely painful? do they just go away?

both times i had them they popped. i was in pain until they popped. after that it felt better, and went away. remember to keep your ass clean

I'm old and sedentary as fuck but I never got roids. I wonder if you people are doing something super retarded to get them.

alright guys, here, just pooped for the 2nd time today, got a big ol ring around my butthole when i clench it...less pain this time atleast

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