Crackpot Theories?

Post your crackpot theories here. Any theory or hypothesis you have. No matter how dumb or crack potty or weird. I will start.

I believe in something called "Hollow Theory" which is basically, people do weird shit to prevent themselves from "going hollow". If you are familiar with dark souls, you know what I mean. You know that old dude in your area who seems to always be doing yard work? He is doing yard work to prevent hollowing or going insane and being crushed by that existential doom feeling. I have noticed that people do seemingly CRAZY shit to prevent this. Even shit that seems every day. You know that dude in highschool who played football but is now like 50 years old and constantly says "BACK WHEN I WAS ON HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL TEAM, BLAH BLAH BLAH!" Even though that happened like 3 decades ago? That dude is in the process of hollowing. The only people who are safe from this shit are the people who can see beyond this shit and just live. I have noticed that people like who I described are absolutely out of their fucking minds. Like people just can't "live" like you or I? For example, I play video games, go to work and go to the gym every other day. I don't do any extra shit. I have no desire to travel or do weird shit like go to bars and shit. People just need to calm the fuck down and live. I have noticed that the hollowing only seems to happen in middle aged people or old people to an extent. Anyway, what are your crackpot theories?

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Ok here are a few of mine
original:
>Maslow's hierarchy of needs was inverted
>The sun was replaced or altered
Picked up from the internet:
>The moon is a hollow alien installation/space station

Isn't everything you just said basically entry-level existentialist philosophy, just described differently?

Reality is absolutely an illusion and pure, unfiltered understanding of the nature of existence is being actively withed from us.

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>I believe in something called "Hollow Theory" which is basically, people do weird shit to prevent themselves from "going hollow". If you are familiar with dark souls, you know what I mean.
not exactly familiar with dark souls, can you elaborate

I believe that we will all soon be sent to the Planet of Hands.

Over time, everyone afflicted by "the curse" goes "hollow". This essentially means they go insane and lose their minds. Its kind of like going feral or advanced stages of alzheimers.

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is this iam14andthisisdeep?

everyone preoccupy themselves with things to avoid falling into a life less pit of despair.

basically, once you run out of "important stuff" to do. Then you go insane and become nothing. In dark souls, NPCs would have specific quests. Once their quests finish, they sometimes would turn hollow and attack the player who was once their friend out of insanity. Example, in the game there is a mage who once he finds the high level spells he was looking for, he goes insane after he realizes that he has nothing else in this world. The player encounters the hollow form of the mage. These people in our lives are just doing all this shit to prevent themselves from hollowing. Its also why I think women of our generation are so into shit like snapchat and instagram.

I believe that most "attractive" people experience a almost intoxication of choice and or power. Its why really attractive women have taken so many dicks(not that its bad I guess.) but if you think about it, if people are just throwing themselves at you and YOU have the power of choice or choosing... it would be really easy to just take as much as you want. Basically, having options is intoxicating as all hell and would probably cloud your judgment. Its why women and I guess men who are attractive often make full retard choices. Its brutal.

to extrapolate on this, think of it like porno. On my phone, I have the CHOICE of looking at big booty brazilian females or big booty white women or some shit. The choices just go on and on and on. I can choose which ever and consume as much as I want. No imagine if my only option was antique cave woman porno with a time limit. The power of choice is well.. fucking powerful. Not having choices actually probably saved us from a possible terrible fate.

The moon really has no business being there or doing what it does. I don't trust the thing.

I've always thought limiting choice was important in life, even from an early age.
I used do be absolutely obsessed with vidya. I didn't have any games, so I played anything and everything I got, a ton. Progressively as I got older, I'd save up some money and get some new games, but I always had to choose, because my money was limited and not easily reolenishable.

Now, I can make money semi-easily and have way too much to choose from that the choice is just, well, boring. The entire process lost its luster. I no longer want to play games, but the urge to play is still there.

Apply this elsewhere and I assume it'll hold true.

The biggest controversy surrounding the Nazis interpretation of Nietzsche's philosophy is how they could pull anti-Semitic and German nationalist principles out of the writings of a man who called himself an anti-anti-Semite and vehemently opposed German nationalism. Well, try this on for size. Nietzsche argued in Beyond Good and Evil that the Jews were the most powerful race in Europe and could have taken over if they wanted to, but had been content in simply seeking space to live. Hitler knew this. The "final solution" wasn't an attempt to exterminate Jews from the planet, it was an attempt to produce the Ubermensch as Jew. It was an attempt to, in true Nietzschean fashion, push so much suffering and hardship on a strong people so that that people had no choice but to become truly great, to become the creators of new values. The Nazi regime's real goal wasn't to eliminate Jewish dominance because they knew Jews weren't really dominant yet. The Nazi regime's real goal was to create Jewish dominance, so that Europe might be united, so that the Ubermensch might reign. In this sense, Jow Forums-types are right to react against Jewish domination, not because Jews are an inferior people, but because they are a superior people and will control everything if left alone.

>The "final solution" wasn't an attempt to exterminate Jews from the planet, it was an attempt to produce the Ubermensch as Jew.

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I think the US military is trying to destabilize North Korea and use the DMZ as a pseudo wall forcing all NK refugees into China which will fuck their economy

so it's like bacteria that are immune to penicillin.
fuck.

Eating ass is a way to trick men into fucking trannies. Goodbye, birth rate.

Taylor Swift has never had sex. It's why she can't stay in a relationship with anyone for more than a couple months. Whether it's a personal choice or a branding choice, I don't know, but I'm like 80% sure she has never fucked.

go back
go FUCKING back plebbitor shit

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Popularity is a social construct created by the 1 percent.

Mass media creates and enforces the idea that men with an aptitude in STEM are undesirable losers. After spending your formative years being bullied and ostracized, with a whole network of teachers telling you how 'mature' you are, the STEM = loser meme becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Finally, you get your degree and go to work for a Venture Capitalist who will make bank off your sacrifices. The VC's other rich stock market player friends make even more off it.

Directors, VCs, Stock Market Players, all getting rich off robots

>The government can't be trusted
>The government put its flag on the moon
>The moon is in league with the government
I am 90% convinced Lyndon B. Johnson was behind the Kennedy assassination.

I think some time in the future we or what we evolved into became obsessed with efficiency, as in using the littlest amount of effort to convey as much information as possible. They reached ultimate efficiency through some kind of sub-quantum flashing, communicating faster than the speed of light. Anyway it reaches around to basically a genesis because they wanted to revert to a life not burdened by infinite knowledge and emptiness. We are the dreams of these beings quantum communication.

The actors / celebrity's are not committing suicide. There is a mass murdered targeting these individuals as using the cover of suicide to get off.

Freedom is an illusion. At least, the popular belief that humanity wants freedom is a myth. This will take quite a while to understand, but first off, not every single human wants to be shackled. There are those who truly do want freedom in every sense of the word. But that is uncommon amongst humans.

The truth is that humanity desires an all powerful entity controlling them and telling them what to do. The proof is in how popular religion is. Look at how many people wish to bow and worship a god that they don't even have any proof of it's existences. There are billions of christians and muslims. Even in the bible, it tells of other tribes worshiping "False gods". There are thousands, if not millions of gods that have been made up by various cultures, all intent on bowing down to them and letting them control them.

Currently, we are seeing what happens when there is no God for society to worship. As atheism has become more and more popular and has destroyed the notion that God exists, people have wanted to fill that void that's been left in their desire to worship. So they go ahead and essentially worship the state and government instead, because that is the most powerful entity around, and power is a good way to convince people to put trust and faith in an entity. In America, people have faltered in believing their god-given rights, and are now more than willing to take away their OWN rights in order to outright make their beloved government more powerful. The patriot act, the willingness to take away gun rights, the hate speech nonsense... They believe in the government, that the government would never harm them. The government is now their God of worship.

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We're all trapped here for a month when we die. Karma is real and determines our level of interaction with the world in that month. Which is mostly if not exclusively coincidence manifestation especially with humans. Apparently dogs in particular are able to interact in other more direct ways. A lot of old religious parables are about this like the river styx and the resurrection of jesus. Apparently this is what human sacrifice is about as well.

The symbolism similarities between the three abrahamic religions is about the Saturn polar hexagon. The reason is there was at least one secret telescope thousands if years ago that could see the hexagon and more importantly Saturn's rings. They proved solar system orbits to anyone who looked. It was known for thousands of years now our solar system and outerspace worked and that earth was not the center.

Matt Lower is part of a #metoo conspiracy to change law so that Rep will be impeached. Matt agreed to do it if the story was that he fucked her so hard that she fainted or whatever.

Kendrick Lamars recent album Damn inspired multiple racially motivated random murders and attempted mass murder of white men by black men in the few months after it was released.

Stephen Spielberg directed Poltergeist not Tobe Hooper. Anyone who defended Tobe during testimony did so because they were a literal child or had smoked pot with him.

Robin Williams did not kill himself. He died exactly as his fictional sons death in his film Worlds Greatest Dad and the aftermath played out exactly the same too.

Sheep without a Shepard, very well said.

Continuing where I left off...

Not only is the government now their God of worship. But since it is an actual tangible entity that exists in our material world, it is imperative to these Governmentists that they make their god even more powerful. Notice how more and more of these people want a borderless world? This borderless world would mean that the entire world only have one single government to overlook everything.

Because there is no foundation upon which there are any commandments in this government worshiping cult, there will be an instinctual desire to make it stronger, under the belief that peace will be reached. It is only when the entire damn world has a boot stomping on their faces, will peace be apparently reached. Look at the overwhelming support the EU has from the godless Euros. It is another entity which is gaining more and more power at the behest of everyone, and yet many people practically worship the EU. Many believe that it's not even possible for many European countries to even function without it, similar to how a Christian would believe that there is no purpose in life if they are convinced that God does not exist.

With all of that being said, it is indisputable fact that humanity does not desire freedom. They desire a powerful hand to guide them and make the world all better.

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Eh, I was with you up until the government part. Nobody worships the government, lol.

I wouldn't really call this a crackpot theory, you can find this type of argument about willing submission to power in popular philosophers from Plato to Nietzsche. And it's pretty much a standard part of both right and left libertarian discourse to draw parallels between religion and the state, though I do think you're simplifying the situation a bit.
>We're all trapped here for a month when we die.
Why exactly a month? That's a little arbitrary, no?
>Kendrick Lamars recent album Damn inspired multiple racially motivated random murders and attempted mass murder of white men by black men in the few months after it was released.
This I would like to hear expanded, if it was TPAB I might even think you have a stronger case but I'm not sure how it could apply to Damn.

That's why I said essentially. There's no outright official religion that worships it, but it's similar in that many people have an insane amount of trust and faith in the government, even when it's clearly not warranted.

Our civilization is reaching peak narcissism. The last time something like this happened was sometime before the Second World War. The Third World War will begin sometime between the years 2023 and 2045. If you look at UN population growth figures, that according to their low variant the global human population will drop dramatically sometime around 2045.

Peak narcissism is manifesting itself in various insidious ways that most people are completely oblivious to. They like to place the blame on others that they perceive to be narcissists when in reality it is they that are the narcissists. Those individuals that are labeled directly or indirectly as being narcissists are effectively ostracized from society until they commit suicide. On the internet such individuals perceived to be narcissists may be better known as lolcows. Anyone who seems slightly off, going against the status quo, is subconsciously labeled by the general consensus as being a narcissist. They are perceived as being an enemy of society, and are therefore seen as being unfit, and deserving of hate and mockery until driven to suicide. We will continue to see more and more of this in the coming decades, manifesting itself in various bizarre ways. Until, eventually, we will start seeing multiple, minor wars breaking out throughout the world. These minor wars will eventually merge into a single major war: the Third World War.

Again, peak narcissism is manifesting itself in various insidious ways. In the Middle East, it is manifesting itself as ISIS. In Mexico, it is manifesting itself as the Drug Cartels.

Peak narcissism is coming from overpopulation. Once a population reaches a certain point, individuals become more individualistic, narcissistic. They tend to single out anyone who is perceived as being even slightly off. But, of course, they do not tell that particular individual what it is, exactly, that they are doing wrong.

Anything but arbitrary if you consider the lunar cycle.

Blacks were the true Israelites or whatever. Your DNA is an abomination. The Album is supposed to be played in reverse order which was confirmed by it being re-released that way. The random whit man named Brown was murdered by a black man named White wearing a Jewish prayer shawl.

Crackpot theory incoming:
Humans were genetically engineered or altered to be a slave race by aliens/interdimensional entities. They made an overseer class and a worker class, and when they left people kept worshipping idols of the gods and submitting to the overseer types.

>consider the lunar cycle
Okay, but wouldn't it make more sense for it to actually be a lunar cycle, which isn't exactly a month?
About the Damn stuff, I can't get mad at you since this is a thread for weird/fringe theories, but I can't really see how that supports evidence for mass attempted murder of whites by blacks. I'm sure you could actually find statistics on that and see if there was a significant increase if you wanted, though.
This actually kinda reminds me of the what I know about the Nation of Islam, minus their racism.

read some Kant man

>Maslow's hierarchy of needs was inverted
Man I'm glad you posted that and I hope you're still in this thread, because even Maslow himself had no clue his chart would be the golden rule for decades.

This updated chart (forgive the low size) is far more accurate in my opinion, especially considering evolutionary biology. The "parenting" part solely applies to women though. Granted we know fatherhood is incredibly important to a child, but motherhood I believe is more important in infancy (for obvious reasons, breastfeeding being one of them.)

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It's kinda sad how many people have these grand ideas about reality and metaphysics but don't care to read and realize that these thoughts have been developed and explored for hundreds of years.

Ok well right but it's just generally referred to as a month. Also apparently karma can extend or reduce it by a few days or even a week or so in extreme cases like a Jesus type. Month is a guideline etc.

It's not statistics. It's individual cases in particular two which happened within a month of its release. The other was in California at most two weeks after release. I'd have to look up his name again. This theory was further supported by other future incidents invoking the album like another Austin area in addition to the Brown murder. This time in San Marcos college paper about how whites dna is an abomination. Tpab was at best actually about peace and at worse about conflict. Damn was apparently about war etc

Yeah, that's basically doing stuff to keep yourself from succumbing to the bitterness and existential dread of reality. Feels sad man.

Electric lights and screens have fucked our brains to where we now sleep in unnatural patterns. 8 hours in a chunk isn't normal for humans. The natural cycle is 2 periods of sleep around 3 hours with a period of wakefulness from about 2am to 4am.

A bit more crackpot is that even this is bullshit and that there is a hidden ideal sleep schedule that lets us be awake for at least 20hrs per day with perfect alertness

Does that really add up to "attempted mass murder" though? A couple of cases of people listening to music and deciding to kill people, yeah I could definitely see that. But music inspiring mass attempted murder seems a bit more extreme than that.

No, the Brown murder was part of an attempted mass murder. Multiple counts of attempted murder in addition.

Interesting... I'm stuck between Status/Esteem and Mate Acquisition

Dont really believe anything that isnt based on truth. Like holohoax, JFK, the world ZOGs (which has been proven), and a few others like pizzagate and MK ultra
>To the people who want to doubt me on these, I recommend you actually study them before you look like an ass

But the only undecided conspiracy I have is that some governments have actually came in contact with alien life.

That and I think that the US (ZOG) has discovered some dangerous life form that has been dormant in earth for years. But this one just sounds too rich for me

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All these shootings are replayed on the media for months on end solely to sway public opinion enough to justify a slow increase gun control laws. In 50 years, a normal citizen won't be able to get a gun. The only ones armed will be police and militia. At this point, the government can do anything by force and nobody can do anything about it. The reason for the second ammendment is so that the people can form a milita to overthrow the government should it become corrupt. This is the government's worst fear and they're making sure it can never happen.

That's not a theory.
That's just simple observation that any well resonated mind can see.

It is not only narcissism, but arrogance and blissful ignorance. And when you tell a person these things they dont know and they dont want to know
Or they can see something but it dosnt bother them because they are happy living in the age of decadence (last era of an empire)

Let me ask you, dou you agree with the philosophy of National Socialism. And do you think Hitler was right in every aspect.

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>A bit more crackpot is that even this is bullshit and that there is a hidden ideal sleep schedule that lets us be awake for at least 20hrs per day with perfect alertness
Actually yes. If you hit your REM cycle perfectly, you can take 15 minute naps every two hours or so.

Dumb people are outbreeding smart people, and humanity is getting dumber.

That is called Zionism my friend.
And globalism is the means of achieving mass ZOG

I exist as a hole within the predetermined universe as a collection of all novel things contained within whatever duration I remain alive and that I have done this many times before.

Flat earth is more believable than that.
I'm laughing at your stupidity.

How distant can someone be to think that Hitler was a Zionist.

And the holocaust didnt happen like you're told

Go away idiot, this is a crackpot theory thread

Obviously nobody believes this it's just a fun theory dude...

That's common knowledge.
Just look at Africa
The same idea can be used for poverty

Poverty makes poor people produce more kids.
Niggers and majority povery/niglife
So the average nig has 3-5 kids in their life

And the average white has 1-2
Because they are usually not poor.

No the reason for the 2nd amendments is access to defense of what you could reasonably be attacked with etc. by someone violating the 14th amendemnt right to due process.

Yes I understand that.
But that is some of the dumbest shit I've heard.
I've heard people talk about interdimensional warfare that Russia was involved in and that would be more tangible based on the fact that DMT exists.

Africa?

What about Norway? They're seeing an IQ decline among the native population.

How could you ever want to be under the authority of another entity? I just could never understand it.

Once again.
Simple observations

This is a crackpot thread not a reality thread

Our government and stock market is run almost entirely by an intelligent prediction AI that can predict humanity. Kinda like president Eden from fallout except you can't just tell him to kill himself. There exists a military shadow government technocracy that uses this like the Enclave too. Fallout has always been on point with their political parallels with modern politics.
This is the real "establishment," the real reason Bernie can never win through his peaceful revolution. Trump they had to let win because he stirred up political extremists as his private revolutionaries. Trump has no loyalties to them though he just wanted the presidency through any means possible. I don't think he's gonna win a second term though because those extremists have begun to see through his charade and realize they were fooled. I will still probably vote for him as a chaos candidate though unless the Democrats bring someone who isn't part of the military industrial complex.

Also my hillbilly cousin claims to have been abducted by aliens. I kinda believe him though because he hasn't been the same since, and has this PTSD thousand mile stare whenever he's reminded of it.

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That's just the effect of Zionism
The entirety of Europe is experiencing the same thing

And the negroid is a different subspecies. Not sure what goes on in their heads, but I think their instincts are to reproduce as much as possible.

Actually you do and you are.
But you're possibly blind deaf or dumb.

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You know how most people accept the fact that there is life out there in the universe since it exists here? Well what happens when we have super powerful quantum computers able to simulate an entire universe, using the same logic does that mean we are within a simulated universe?

The who political show is a Zionist way of keeping the masses too busy and dumb to know the real deal

And Bernie is a filthy communist

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Life exists in bacterial form on all celestial bodies, and most planets in the universe harbor some form of animal/plant life. There are fewer planets that evolved intelligent life, and the reason we haven't encountered them yet is because they don't use the same long-distance communication as we do, or simply see our transmissions as static. They don't bother to read every little transmission for possible intelligent data patterns because intelligent life is not rare.
I know right? I don't want to hear some newfags regurgitated political philosophy, I want to hear actual crackpot shit.

Nah, I got thrown in the psych ward against my will because I was living innawoods for several and telling people to stay away from my campsite.

Bullying is a genuinely good thing. If you are being bullied or made fun of it's because you do something that is socially unacceptable, like being a fat lazy fuck. It encourages people to change for the better, and this anti-bullying culture has created a generation of weak degenerates. The ones who get bullied to suicide are the ones who couldn't change, and probably wouldn't have been that useful to society in the first place.

That's not a crackpot theory you retard. That's an opinion.

I was bullied for being white and aware of reality.
I was also bullied for my nationalist views.
I do admit to never hiding my power level and butting into everything with fact and a superior understanding of the matter. But I was only trying to spread knowledge and wake people up.
Only supports the fact that people are dumb and want to stay dumb.

I was not fat, or anything. I was actually quite desirable because I was Jow Forums because of my ideology.

HOO BOY. I'm high and almost paranoid enough to have a lot of fun with this thread.
>part of the US's black budget and part of the money we lose or supposedly spend on bullshit goes towards black space weapons programs and other classified projects
>we have orbital bombardment capabilities and even space-based megawatt lasers in violation of the 1967 Outer Space Treaty
>narratives in fictional media are interwoven with fake news in order to blur the line between the two and reinforce the narratives being pushed
>a lot of news is flat-out faked
>the powers that be are using PSYOPs, social engineering, and sterilization to reduce the population, and much of our warped sexual marketplace is deliberately eugenicist
>what we're dealing with actually ARE "powers and principalities"
>the races of man are literally different subspecies and science knows it, but they don't talk about it openly because racists and eugenicists would take it and just run with it
>entire chunks of the 20th century are being memory-holed or were made up to begin with
>people are a thousand times easier to make forget or to believe they remember something they don't than you think
>Andrew Breitbart was assassinated
>chemtrails are real; on some days you can literally watch them spray the clouds into a clear blue sky
>this might be done partially to slow the effects of climate change by scattering aluminum particles; the government knows the particles are toxic
>the first CAPTCHAs focusing on word-recognition were teaching bots to read, and the new ones are teaching them to see and recognize objects; humans are training the eyes of future robots right now
>certain powerful figures have body doubles
>certain people have died and been replaced by body doubles; plastic surgery
>Madeline McCann was kidnapped because of the eye defect
>Hollywood really does have some kind of crazy underground pedo sex cult with connections to MONARCH mind control
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Wait, so hold on. I'm not sure what you're trying to imply here. I am very much aware that am being manipulated by a higher power, and that the jews have an agenda against free peoples. I thought you were implying I wanted to be under that powers rule. I guess my answer is just different from other anons here, because I don't want fascism. I want to annihilate the jews and all other people who would impose their desires on my actions. And yes, that would create a world where many people would die and few would survive, and I would most likely be killed at some point. That is, of course, the point. I think sentient life forms should never accept a superior in any form, and if they do they deserve to die. Worse than cattle, they are cattle in human skin. A disgusting abomination and an affront to the individual.

>If you are being bullied or made fun of it's because you do something that is socially unacceptable
Bullying only happens to weak willed kids who can't fight back. Doing something wrong or unacceptable is only an excuse and not even necessary.

None of those are crackpots.
Maybe crackpot to the layman/sheep.

But these are just reality.

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I can mostly agree with you there. Although I don't think the Jews are the ones truly behind everything. Many of them are probably Jews though. It's just we support Israel and Saudi Arabia because they are our biggest military bases in the middle East. They are indeed destabilizing the area, but it's mostly the US funding them. ISIS was probably created by Mossad and the Saudis. That's how powerful the predictative AI and shadow government has become, they can turn their enemies against their other neighbors. I think it's only a matter of time before pro-government chatbots dominate Jow Forums.

You're not special because you realized a powerful elite controls the world and manipulates information as it benefits them. Please post more interesting, specific crackpot theories that aren't just "muh jews lied". No shit they lied, that's what jews do.

I'm not a complete fascist.
Total fascism is kinda dumb

I'm talkin NatSoc

Educate yourself of NatSoc and you can achieve true knowledge.
The anarchist idea would never work and would only lead to a stronger Zionism like control. Because people would be desperate for alot ot things.

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>gangstalking happens
>the flood tunnels underneath arid cities like Tuscon and Las Vegas are used to moce contraband, including human beings
>pizzagate was onto something huge
>the DHS purchased a fuckton of hollow-point ammunition to make it more scarce and prohibitively more expensive
>the powers-that-be in Europe are flat-out going to get the migrants and bringing them to the EU and Britain
>George H.W. Bush helped kill JFK
>Joe Biden and Obama are pedophiles
>Bill Clinton is literally a rapist
>Barack Obama was manufactured by the CIA
>the ILLUMIANTIOMG videos on youtube pointing out shit on the dollar bill and in music videos are actually right on the money, unironically, and the powers that be are able to flaunt shit because people have been trained liek Pavlov's dogs to recoil at the word "conspiracy"
>parts of the educational system and housing market designed so that people constantly have to move and never set up lasting relationships, and this is on-purpose

Yeah, I know. Still, most people are unironically ignorant sheep.

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>actually spacing

okay mr shekel miester. Go away JDF

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Nat Soc is way worse than Fascism, I've read it and it's shit. Anarchy isn't supposed to "work", it's not about working. It's about freeing your mind form the concept of needing society or a system or anything and just going pure chaos. I don't expect you to understand why i want this. Preferably, it could facilitated through making weapons so powerful that an individual is no longer capable of being controlled, and that is only a few classified file transfers away. Not sure why people always complain that anarchy wouldn't work by the way, it's not supposed to work that's the whole point. You and a few hundred other dudes sit on your island with some nukes, lob them at anyone and possibly each other that you find ugly, and society is never able to exist ever again.

This just in!

Think I'm getting MK ultra as I type this.

Can feel heat pulsating on my right ear and temple. Hearing people talk aswell. This happens everytime I talk about conspiracy theories on Jow Forums in public on some other site.

Can also feel a sence of paranoia and doubt being set upon me. But I know the tricks and will not fall for them.

This is to the possibility that someone is watching my posts.
Fuck you.
I know what you are and what you want.
You cannot break me and your efforts are futile

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Anarchy means without archons. The Archons love government, any form of it, they don't care. They can always corrupt whoever is at the top. socialism, democracy, fascism, it doesn't matter one bit.

You need broken and built back up.
You are too libertarian.
I recommend you watch this video to understand me and national socialism

youtu.be/JEyNNCn9Z5M

I'm pretty sure there's supposed to be a difference between "crackpot theory" and teenage retardation guys.

Black women are the ugliest women because of a strict ancient African matriarchy where the women chose the men. Asian men are the ugliest men because of the opposite.

Black women have the biggest butts because their race was the last to invent pillows and any other whitoid Neanderthals. Asian women have the smallest butts because of the opposite.

Men go bald because of ancient use of helmets and hunting. Women don't go bald because of the opposite.

Women's fat goes to the butts and legs because of sitting down during pregnancy. Men's fat goes to their belly because it has hold a woman down during rape. Rape Gut

Its already here, the chatbots I mean.
Just go
And look for President trump general

And certainly the Jews are not behind everything. I think there is a shadow government power struggle going on and that is why their is so much chaos.
Zionists being the heavy weights in the fight

>rape gut
American men are all turbo rapists

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Shit that made me miss my typo too.

Helps hold

this is like a thread on /x/ but good, keep it going guys! Bump

That is without a doubt the most idiotic thing I have seen in weeks of parsing through the unparalled bullshit of this hellish plane.

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sucks that we got invaded by triggered "woke" Jow Forums

What the fuck is this album shit about? Google gangstalking and you get this "album" bullshit with a track list of a bunch of other conspiracy terms. Am I missing something? Following these links does not seem to lead to any kind of album

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>everything in mass media, from football to anime, that made it to television in the past ~60-70 years was specifically designed to brainwash you
>should you be so chosen, the global elite inducts you into their order by forcing you to fuck a child on video, so that they have absolute blackmail to use against you if you ever break ranks
>I'm open to the hypothesis of elites pursuing immortality through transfer of their consciousness/brain into younger bodies, killing the previous inhabitant
>entirely open to the possibility of extraterrestrials living among us or manipulating society for their own ends
>j00z aren't actually evil, but lots of evil people are j00z or have heritage, this is partially but not entirely because so many current-year 'whites' can find a jew in their ancestry if they look hard enough

I'm having a hard time believing humans were actually monkey tier animals tens of thousands of years ago, they're definitely an off-planet intervention, perhaps the thing that killed the dinosaurs wasn't an asteroid but a massive spaceship crash. I'm not sure how this works but you're free to discuss this with me

TFW you're too boring to be gang stalked.

>Have a fetish fantasy where a girl stalks me and finds out all my personal secrets and blackmails me into dating her
>I'm so boring that psycho women won't prey upon me

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There are multiple extremely degenerate sex clubs in the US where the ultra rich and politicians go to indulge in their sick fetishes be it cannibalism, pedophilia, scat, or whatever.
I am like 90% convinced these exist

I think it's safe to assume that there are underground goverment facilities that have been experimenting with human cloning since 1996 or even before that. I mean the idea that everybody including russia and china are just going to say "yeah fuck it there's a law that prevents us from doing this so lets just forget about it" is ridiculous. Just the fear that a rival superpower would go forward with cloning investigation would be enough incentive for other superpowers to do it themselves. Who knows how far they've got with this already

They have "natives" who are not Norwegian.