What do you want to be done to your body after you die?

I want my corpse to be fucked and then married, a la "A Corpse Bride"

Attached: 1526611215065.jpg (300x308, 19K)

Depends on how far into the wilderness you go.
In places way out from civilization such as Alaska or Eastern European countries, its really really easy to dump a dead body and have no one find it.

i want my remains placed in a meaningless gaming trophy so my whore wife can squeeze as much attention and pity from my death as she can

Are you a woman?
Im not really into necro so are you willing to be choked unconscious and fucked aggressivly instead

am a dude, and no.
I have to be dead, dead as dead can be.

I want to be put in the ground with my cat and some cat toys and some liquor. I just like the idea of it

Well after my mom is gone I won't have any more family so I don't know or care what happens after I die.

(hopes deleted)

Attached: tumblr_oi869tbxz31ule7wro1_540.jpg (540x540, 95K)

yeah, I wonder if this was in his will at all.
I might be accepting of someone's ashes being placed in some kind of sports cup, if they were some famous sports player, sure. but how often does that itself happen if ever. I think the reason it feels different though is, sports are a product of just the world around us, anyone can play a sport with a few items lying around. but a video game is a product, you're giving yourself up to merchandise, so there's a much more cheapened feel.

throw my body in a hole in the ground directly with no coffin and a light shroud please. preferably in the middle of the woods or something where i can decompose in peace.

Just throw me in a forest and give me back to the environment

>anyone can play a sport

How abelist of you

I want every single person that met me in life to be forced to eat a piece of my dead meat raw.

i want to jump of a high cliff into the ocean in japan with a girl

It's okay dude, am sure if you head down to the mortuary you'll find a sweet lass.

one of the reasons I find myself fond of corpses is how oddly in peace they're in, despite this am too much of a coward to end my life

Attached: 5e72f035adc8f33ec050ca8ac23057d8d07368f7394b5cf711dae1754cdcaebb.jpg (520x388, 37K)

I want my body to be crushed down into near invisible incinerated smithereens and for what's left of my nut dust to be mixed up into a 40 for some homeless bum to drink and throw it down into a volcano

put me in one of those fancy freezers and reanimate me one day, when I can finally be with my waifu for real

self mummification

seal my body in a giant mason jar filled with horse semen and put it on display at a modern art museum

I want to die in a violent snuff fantasy so preferably my parts mounted on the killer's wall

I really don't care what people do with it so long as if they choose to give me a funeral it's closed casket. I don't want to look like some wax figurine like my grandma did.

I'm an organ donor so I'm going to get harvested for what it's worth. Use the rest for compost I guess, coffins and graves are pointless money sinks, should I be remembered by a single person after my death (seeing as my family has disavowed me and I haven't had a friend in 8 years) then they can just put up a framed picture or other object to remember me by in their home.

Either cremation or something freaky like putting me in a vat of honey so generations later can be creeped out. Maybe when they get old enough a family member will show them my preserved body. Not even implying I will have kids, maybe a sibling will.

Ideally I'd want to be buried with a tree that'll live for hundreds of years planted over me on a large family property that my future generations will live on. If they sell it off I'm gonna haunt the shit out of it too, you best believe.

Realistically probably a standard burial.

Oh wait, before all that though cryonics with instructions to only revive me after aging has been cured and I can be a brain in a vat controlling a simulation of the world with me as it's god and total control over every facet of it.

What about cooking every single part of your body up into a different kind of meal and preserving them as an art exhibit called "feast of man" or something like that?

Mix my ashes into gunpowder, use it in bullets to kill commies.

Attached: __original_drawn_by_kaisen_chuui__6fea5f7dc6d2a9b5ab32b989e4f9fe07.jpg (600x847, 57K)

Throw me outside the city so the wild animals can eat me.

I plan on dying in a way that, however it is done, death is facilitated by means of instantaneous complete physical disintegration. Literally the only graceful way to leave existence.

I don't care, really. I just want to be a forgotten memory, never to be referenced, thought about, etc. ever again. As long as my body is 100% gone I'll be happy.

Frozen in cyro and launched into deep space

Mister user, I don't feel so good...

Attached: 4bf.png (1280x720, 849K)

I want a modest Christian burial

You better believe I'm not leaving a single cell of this body intact to be touched by the filthy, filthy humans.

Cremation, no ceremony or marker. That's for people who have a reason to be remembered

good condition organs donated to save lives (or whatever they do with it), cremate the rest, and use the ash as a fertilizer for a planted tree, preferably somewhere high with a nice view on a large body of water

>tfw no dramatic death

I'm a hindu and have seen my fair share of cremations(actual, ceremonial ones, not degenerate subhuman electric ones),so not that. I'd like to be buried like proper Christians or probably just fucking dropped into the sea so the fishes and sea creatures can feed or something. Or in a desert where no humans go , they'd be horrified to find a rotting body.

Be left in the street to be ressurected by God then get (super powers) or ascend to heaven.

I either want to be cremated in a giant ancient greek style pyre. Or i want my body to be on the main float of a new orleans funeral parade.

i like this one. Except that someone will have to kill your cat if it outlives you.,

Gods can't die. I envy you mortals who could live a short life.

Attached: [Mushin] Hajimete no Gal - 11 [OVA] My first school festival (BD 1280x720 x264 AAC).mkv_snapshot_09. (636x720, 616K)

viking ritual death

put body in boat soak my body in oil and have oiled rags put over me

put boat into river and shoot flaming arrows at it so the boat catches aflame and my body burns as i float down the river

Attached: 1502514884675.jpg (607x816, 68K)

When I die, bury me inside a Gucci store

Attached: 2chainzjpg.jpg (1197x1200, 288K)

just cremate me as others had stated. because eventually humans in the future will get rid of your resting place for one reason or another. what's the point?

Yeah either this or no embalming and put me in a pine coffin in a concrete container above ground with air holes put in. Don't know why but being buried doesn't jive with me.

Jeremy Bentham knew how to go out in style

Attached: jeremy.jpg (708x1000, 98K)

I wanna leave myself a skeltal wearing my favorite set of clothes, whatever those are when I die. I don't wanna get rid of myself totally, I'd prefer to have my decomposing remains leave at least something behind.

Ideally, just go die in the woods alone and either never be found or only be found via warning signs set up a good distance from where hopefully my body will be as to not spook randos hikers or whoevers.
Hopefully buried in a coffin.
Realistically cremated like everyone else in my family, tho I have no plot so maybe they government will just dump my ashes into the ocean or a landfill.

Cremated and then my ashes put into a bios tree urn I want birch to honor the tree that literally saved my ass a day out hunting after eating bad gravy.
I'm not fucking joking

Burn me and dump my ashes in the river so I can flow away into nothing. I want no grave, no monument, nothing left of me to fix in place and say, "this was him." I want to just disappear like I was never here.

>if you wore all cotton clothes
Because cotton breaks down quickly or something? What about wool?

youtube.com/watch?v=8dbXh0maXAc

Viking funeral with C4

I want my dead body to be thrown to the outskirts of the city so wild animals can eat it. Just like Diogenes.

I want to be put under the ground.

Turned into ash and spread on the summit of mountain to be then carried awaay by the wind.

>not degenerate subhuman electric ones
what does that mean