/britfeel/

i need a shite but i can't be bothered going to the toilet

I'm a dirty foreigner who'd like to go for runs at 3AM in the morning. My council website states that the parks are open from dusk to dawn but they don't seem to actually close some of the parks down.

Will I get in trouble for being caught on a nightly jog in a park without a nightly jog in a park licence?

Just had a really uncomfy dream wherre someone i know had to stab me in the stomach

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go back to where you came from you dirty slut

I'm afraid I can't do that right now.
So you'll have to bear with me poisoning the air around you.

you woke me up
t. wagie

enjoy wasting your life for someone elses benefit

epic post comrade

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The reason you're unable to create a counter argument is because there isn't one.

You're wasting your life for little benefit.

the benefits of a consistent income is more than worth the few hours a week at work

>few hours

Don't lie to yourself. It's the majority of your time.

>the benefits of a consistent income

Which ones?

>20 out of 168 hours a week is the majority of my time
The benefits include: being able to live without sponging off of my parents, buying whatever I want, going on holiday, buying a car, buying the nice food and not the shit Tesco brand shit

Gutted lod

youll probably be alright, no one gives a shit really

also 3am is an unambiguous time, no one says 3am in the morning you dirty foreigner. its 3am or 3 in the morning pick ONE

I live on my own in a three bed flat in a nice area, for free.
I buy whatever I want.
I go on holiday.
I have a car.
See "I buy whatever I want".

You still live with your parents though, lol.

i don't live with my parents
originalcomment

what do you wagecuck as?

cheers

alrighty then
I shall be saying 3 in the morning from now on

General IT stuff for some accounting firm

morning lads
how we all feeling

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anxious, exam results release at midday

how much do you get paid for "general it stuff"

22,000 pounds a year
original

shit lad. you'll be alright
how do you think it went?

no you don't. "general it" means you're doing 40 hours and "general it" means you're not getting 20 quid an hour.

try harder.

probably went ok, but have no idea really. hoping for 55% so i can stay on the masters

20 hours is in house. There's IT support that can be done at home, people just basically Email what's going wrong and I give support over the internet.
Thanks for telling me about me job though

>22,000 pounds a year
lol
just get a job on the right side of history and start earning twice that

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ah the lies of the wagecuck start to unravel

I knew you were lying so like every day, you were just lying to yourself.

I pity you.

>we require two lifetimes worth of experience to even get in the door
not worth going for them
I don't need you to believe me, nor do I need pity from a fucking neet

lol what. just be different lad and you'll get the job.
are you white?

I am white. Guessing that's a no to the new job then

>gets caught lying once
>now suddenly is defensive and gives the classic "i don't need you to believe me"

lol you wagecucks disgust me

what's your master in lad?

How much money is a fair amount for parents to charge their manchild in rent every month lads?

Welp, I predictably ended up doing an all nighter again.

Flat inspection is in less than 5 hours, should be fun.

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enough to force him to get a part time job to pay for it

chemistry lad, gonna go full innawoods lsd synthesiser

Hate Apu me. Can't stand the bast

love the lil bugger, tbqh

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Well this thread started very UNcomfy. let's change it lods.
How's your morning? doing anything today?

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watch it mate

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Just finished playing FF14 for 5 1/4 hours straight

was it autism?

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I'd smack fuck out of him. Proper bludgeon the cunt

going well. meeting a girl today. got high hopes
hbu lad?

gonna watch the world cup and then probably go to gym.
Might get some early morning vidya in too

cool your jets, pal

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Love to take a baseball bat right to his dome. Smash him up so much he'd look normal

caramel cappuccino

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It's ok, go back and have good dreams

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How's everyones night? Originally any plans?

i love them drugs and drugs love me

Is anyone at all awake

Yes I'm here, and you're lucky to be here too

Why othfghff

because frodo
a few more hours
and you'd've been beyond our aid

>sleep in till 20 past 5
why must I be like this?

oh my god dont even talk to me until ive had my morning weed

real water drinking hours

just had a sip myself

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Any plans for today lads?

I wish I could be hypotized or brainwashed to only find Asian girls attractive.

>EU on some meme banning shit
SIGN THE FUCKING PAPERS NOW MAY

exclusively wank to them and pinch your dick every time your turned on by a non white after about a month you'll be set

LAST EXAM, AT 4.30 I AM FREEEE

wish i had an attractive boyfriend

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Fucking missed my last exam lmao. It's a great feeling knowing it's all over though.

what a gaybo

you're the one thats gaybo

>Fucking missed my last exam lmao
Oh deer lad, I hope you didnt need the percentage
>knowing it Is all over
Potentially in many ways

Just got my mortgage statement through for my detached 3 bed in a booming northern city. 40% done and I'm 29. Earn only 30k a year. I have a car and go on at least 2 holidays a year. Have disposable income for virtually anything I want.

>Hurr the north is shit
No Pakis and minimal blacks where I am. Few tiddlies but on my street.

How are all you Cuckneys and Southernfags getting on in your studio bedsit sharing with 2 others for a grand a month?

>only 30k
That's like 70k down south.

I didn't need it.

I'd already fucked up enough that it didn't matter how well I did on the last unit.

Made another wikipedia article lads.

Feels good to be pro-active.

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Aww hugs fren

Good morning my lids, gonna have a cheeky sarnie and a cuppa

I swear the only thing I look forward to is eating nowadays.

I swear the only thing I look forward to is eating drugs nowadays.

I feel a bit better about only living for mummy's delicious dinners and my own midnight George Foreman abominations now.

Going to bed before my dad wakes up. Night, lads.

Fuck it lads. Just going to stay awake until after the flat inspection is over with. Might as well, I would only be able to sleep for about an hour anyway before getting back up.

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UH OH WAGIE IT'S HALF EIGHT

YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE FOR WORK

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Good morning friends. The sun has gone away and its cold and windy today.
Gonna play some Dying Light today, maybe some Cities Skylines and maaaaybe some World of Warships if I can summon the courage. No butter in the house so no toast for breakfast and only just enough milk for a coffee so no porridge either. Looks like today is gonna be /lazy/

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Is it clean and tidy?
Lazy and hungry!

Not yet lid. Will start tidying up about half 9.

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Odds I do arms
Evens i do chest

making some zzas
maybe post some pics later

Initiating morning poo...
Pooing...
Pooing...
Pooing...
Poo complete!

Lads what the fuck is going on with that tranny shit

Actually sketch as fuck tbqh boys, not mad keen at all

Luckily /brit/ is safe

Just got banned from Jow Forums for 2 days for funposting.

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