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what the fuck is a new thread edition

hurry on over lads

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First for good conversation

Already asked but does anyone have plans for today?

maths exam this afternoon, might go out for brunch with my mummy as well

lads i often wonder how other people brush their teeth. i always keep my mouth shut and only spit at the end, but i know some people spit in between?
how do you do it

Alright lads, been away for a whole what did I miss?

Just had cereal but it's not breakfast as I didn't sleep.
Gonna make some 99% beef burgers with Gloucester cheese later

In the meantime I'ma do nothing all day..
Might go to Subway and use my 1000 points to really spice up my day

Is anyone's day this fucking interesting???

did you not go to fucking school? its 2 minutes. I spend 30 seconds on each rows of teeth. top front, top back, bottom front, bottom back. then I brush my tongue and gargle mouth wash for about 30 seconds and spit it out. done

some people stop in the middle to spit out, i guess excess toothpaste, and its always freaked me out on school and scout trips cause they do it really noisily.

19th Birthday today lads, wish me happy birthday

Happy birthday grandpa

if you have too much toothpaste in your mouth that you have to spit it out then you're using too much

have you actually read either of my posts? i dont do that

Why do i always wake up painfully hungry?
Happy birthday twink

morning lods, whats up?

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Good luck on the exam. Props for taking mom out cause every loving mom deserves to be loved

Happy original birthday beautiful

Fuck all. Nothing ever changes here. Just the same person called anonymous going on about nothing.

really want to fuck a black girl lads

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well moni is available as our resident nonwhite female

Got paid thank fuck. Off to get bacci, beer and snacks in a minute.

thanks lad, shes just gone out for a run, time for some brekky

I am naked right now lods, ama

Nonwhite male*

Better than mine I. Just work and sleep

Hey look into got 2 dubs in a row

Why are you naked lod

To dubs and a trip this us my best run ever

>sent to a conference to network on behalf of my organisation

I don't think they realise just how big of a mistake they made lads.

Anything good?originally

Do you ever get high and naked? I did and all I remember thinking is there would be less wars and way more live if everyone just went around naked

Just Fuck it all up and say nobody was interested

because it feels good and no one is home

I don't do drugs, I get drunk while naked though

This is my plan user. I just sit there being really quiet and generally that works as a deterrent to anybody who might want to make pointless conversation.

Fuck social policy. I am here purely for the free lunch.

But what about the neighbours? Do you have all the blinds shut?

yeah I keep the curtains shut if I'm gonna walk around the house naked, I enjoy getting naked but not everyone wants to see that.

weetabix crunchy minis chocolate chip, just like every day

I keep seeing the word mouse everywhere.

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Your my kinda man. I had to do something similar to yours and I did the same thing. Unfortunately people were still interested and I'm still employed(kill me). What do they feed you

They're trying to get you be careful user I'm in the same boat. I hope they don't fi

Much better than the can of soda I have everyday.

wanking on prozac is a marathon and a half

Is it normally this slow during the morning?

yeah, sometimes quieter than this lod.

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>payday
>going to the dentist

Ups and downs

proper fancy natalie portman lads. would quite like it if she was my girlfriend.

>girl i'm talking keeps talking about boob reductions
you better not, lady

I SAW YOUR EYES

AND YOU MADE ME SMILE

FOR A LITTLE WHILE

I WAS FALLING IN LOVE

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britfeel has completely died

think the normie radio drove too many people away and now it's barely breathing

>girl said that she enjoyed talking to me and she'd message me tomorrow
>it's been three days now and she hasn't even been online
fml

BEEPBEEPBEEP
RESUSCITATION NEEDED

That normie radio you didn't listen to was great last night

yeah, great for you and the 15 lads who listen to it

meanwhile about 35 or so lads have abandoned britfeel.

Work till 2pm. My flat is getting pretty untidy so I'm gonna spend the afternoon doing washing up and hoovering, then just play New Vegas till I feel like going to bed

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i was posting in the thread and listening to the radio. didnt post once about the radio but you dont see me wanking myself off about it

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Wait I've been away but have people really abandoned britfeel? A few weeks ago it was busy during the day

Keep following the narrative, don't think for yourself like a good sheep

Also take your reddit spacing back, idiot

britfeel has noticeably become very slow during the day and even late at night

>they will never re-do the greatest BBC nature documentary series of all time with updated cgi

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well message her doofus

i hope this is just a quiet spell, i dunno what i would do without britfeel

Don't dinosaurs have feathers now? They could end up looking silly.

it's been a long time since i saw that documentary

>I don't know what I would do without my trannies, disgusting naked old men and giant dick poems written by a farmer

>naked old men
lod??

feeling like shit right now lads

The guy that posts the naked pink old fat fuck every fucking day

i don't know which one you are on about lod

Great I don't care

lol alright you grumpy old bastard, someone cum in your milk this morning?

You would probably be far better off lad.
Or just end up on wizchan

possibly, maybe i'd actually get stuff done instead of sitting on my arse

I don't like this at all lads. I come here for conversation after a day of work. Not to be a part of a slow general. I hope this is a dry spell. If our /brittfeel/ is dying..... Nay I shanty let that happen. I gundam lad solemnly swear in front of all the meets staring at this that I will keep this alive. Even if I'm the only one here I will not let this community die. I don't want recognition. All I want is conversation after work, bread and the britfeel flag to always fly. My fellow NEETS,cyborg and failed normals I ask you this. Are you with me or will you let your home disintegrate leaving you even more alone then before?

come join me on reddit

We all do fren. We all do. What's up?

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Seventy-fourth for remove mould.

>/britfeel/ at it's slowest
>still miss
Damn, is this a curse?

fester all day smoking fags and drinking tea, might finish off watching friday the 13th collection

looking at tit pictures

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79th for this is the end

Does the tea balance the fags? Ever enjoy a nice cigar

This is the beginning lad. Not the end but a whole new /brittfeel/. One of good conversation, feels and banter. Stay with me my friend. Because I would never leave you

trimmed my pubes bit, feels way better

I'm just so lonely lad. I'm at an end.

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let me hold you lod, dont need to feel lonely anymore

Were all here if you want to talk lad. Your among friends

>was on radio last night
>am the most boring cunt in the world

I always think I should but its so much hassle because its everywhere, balls, shaft the lot

Thanks lads, I love you all. But this thread can never replace real friends, never. You'll realise that soon if you haven't already.

yeah i have the same problem but if i let it grow too much it gets really uncomfortable