Why are Alex Jones's suppliments shit?

Alright Jow Forums hear me out, I just gotta briefly get this across:

I have chrons disease. I shit all the time, i'm trying to eat healthier and shit and just do what I need to do. I'm a desperate man.

So I was told that I should be taking pro biotics because my body probably doesn't have any healthy gut flora and as you know chrons disease makes it very hard for your body to absorb nutrients. I also have type 1 diabetes FROM the chrons so that also makes things extra challenging.

Outside of basic diet and exercise my friend told me to buy some of this shit off infowars and I know/hear that his suppliments are a meme and despite me asking him over and over to suggest something else that isn't sold by a con artist retard he just refuses.

Please help me Jow Forums I just need advice and an answer:

What is a good probiotic for me? and can someone actually explain why Alex Jones's suppliments are shit?

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lol fag

just do some squats and eat some oats. you can make some massive gains which will naturally build your pancreas and increase your insulin level. I did 2 years of community college for sports medicine so I like to think of my self a resident expert on this type of stuff

If you can, get Linex Forte made by Lek
Good probiotic but pricey

dude you realize that infowars products are not tested?

bitch chrons killed my pancreus it doesn't produce insulin anymore.

Right wing conservatives eats lotsa burgers as their suppliments.

Yeah that's what a defeatist would say honestly. What you really need is the power of some positive thinking in your life first and foremost. You need to go clear your mind of all that negativity.

Lifting will strengthen your muscles including your organs. Your pancreas is an organ. So it will benefit. You need to eat right (oats, milk, eggs, PROTIEN bro), exercise right, and think positive -- go clear.

Look if you want to talk more let me know.

the hell is wrong with you?

try getting smarter friends

Left wing liberals eat alot of dicks as their supplement

What you need is to repair your intestinal linings. For this you should take Glutamine. Avocados also increase mucins production and help repair. You also need to avoid every gut irritant for a while (gluten, spicy food, alcohol, coffee, acids and vinegar, fructose, sucralose and fodmaps, etc research them).

I have ulcerative colitis myself. You haven't the slightest fucking clue what you are talking about.

>why are the snake oils of a borderline paranoid schizophrenic non-doctor not working?: the thread

>lmao you don't need to transport nutrients to your cells just think positive
On the other hand op, I know they have shit to manage your problems or you'd be fucking dead.
I'm noot a doctor though so find one and figure your shit out instead of asking goat fuckin Latvian message board dwellers

>can someone actually explain why Alex Jones's suppliments are shit?
I don't really remember the exact details, but I did some research a while ago, and they were just overpriced for what they were, and the quality just seemed mediocre.

Stress is literally linked to those gut conditions though. That's scientifically proven.

Buzzfeed made an article about them. They said that they passed every tests and they were safe

>Alex Jones
>Full of shit
>JonesWars Supplements
>Full of shit
Gee, you don't say?
>IMMUNE WALL
>SURVIVAL SHIELD X-2
>POLLEN BLOCK
>LIVING DEFENSE
>PROSTA GUARD
>Z-SHIELD
God damn, keep people afraid and then sell them all this "protection" fucking brilliant
>SUPER MALE VITALITY
o i am laffin

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>Just think positive vibes bro
Sounds like someone read"the secret" and drank the koolaid

He invented super male vitality to break us from the conditioning.

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Me too, I heard cbd oil is a good treatment.

The problem for me is, that most drugs such as salofalk cause an inflamed pancreas.

I found shatter is really good for keeping it under control.

I'm an Europoor and I'm my country is thc banned...
But good to know.

But for eadibles or do you just smoke it?

I try both. But honestly shatter so far has been really good.