4 girls here, pick one who you want to be your girlfriend!
CHOOSE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!
Kevin Rodriguez
Grayson Hernandez
If I pick Roxxanne, do I get to date her dog too? If not, then Asuna.
Gabriel Myers
Marcy/10
Logan Johnson
Ethel by far, the other 3 are trash.
Jaxon Watson
So 3 mentally ill poor unsuccessful hippies or an actual vampire? I'll pass. Maybe the vampire if she can convert me. She seems like a daywalker anyway
Caleb Evans
Which one has a penis? That's the girl i choose.
Michael Davis
roxxanne, asuna is just a thot
Juan Nguyen
What is your reasoning for this? Asuna is cute.
Alexander Murphy
She's a lazy cunt who sucks dick for money, she's beyond being a thot, she's a literal whore
Roxanne is the most tolerable
Adrian Mitchell
you are a big risk taker I hope its worth it
Isaiah Miller
>likes to cuddle alone with her dog when she gets lonely
Sometimes you just know.
Sebastian Martinez
Ethel in a heartbeat I already love her
Nathan Nelson
Know what? That she likes dogs?
Andrew Anderson
Urgh... Ethel reminds me too much about my ex-girlfriend. I'm kinda happy I'm not with her anymore.
Jayden Myers
Ethel
>no porn
>courting
>fashion sense
Jackson Perez
Pic very related user. White women especially are susceptible because of how pathetic white men are.
Jeremiah Perez
None of them, they all sound terrible. Ethel would be good except she's obviously way high maintenance.
Brayden Edwards
>she's obviously way high maintenance.
She's just old fashioned.
Chase Gutierrez
I think it is only possible for me to get hard to girls like Asuna these days so her I guess
Carson Martin
>Aquarium date
>Hentai
>Doggo
>Weed
>Twitch
Who the fuck is retarded enough to not pick Roxanne
Austin Ramirez
Roxanne is pretty chill desu. Plus she's got a cool dog.
Josiah Jones
Marcy famalamalam. I dont care much for political leanings as long as she pumps out white babies
Jace Nelson
Asuna or ethel
Owen Allen
Ethel is the easy choice for me.
Ryan Parker
As long as it's not Asuna as she is just a lazy whore. I think Marcy or Roxxane could be very comfy, though I have a slight dislike of dogs. Can't make my mind up about ethel. What if she is a murderer that drinks the blood of her victims to stay young?
Brody Walker
If she has a bathory shirt run
Aaron White
Asuna. I don't want her to ever leave me.
Isaac Lopez
Asuna would be the most fun short term but Roxanne is the only one with an long term potential. Roxxanes desire for intimate companship, love of animals and nature, and interest in music, marcys appreciation for art, and Asunas and knowing when to just chill, asunas presumed belief in traditional values and a bit of her spontaneity, Ethels creativity and musical talent, a touch of her aesthetic, and just a little darkness would be ideal. I'm basically describing a girl I know. It's bizarre how much nearly everything in the image applies to her
Andrew Morgan
Must be a pretty interesting girl.
Justin Reed
Yeah. She's also got about enough crazy for all of them though. Cutter, eating disorder, substance abuse, covered in tattoos, into BDSM, and so on. I kind of dig it though. Why are the intelligent, interesting, and talented ones always batshit?
Liam Gutierrez
It's probably literally
>tfw to smart to be normal
Joseph Morales
>all these niggers picking Asuna, the couchsurfing cocksucker
holy shit did you even read it? stupid cucks she sucks cock for room and board
Lincoln Ramirez
What's wrong with that? Asuna is plenty sexy man. Plus she's homeless bro and she needs a place to stay.
Jonathan Evans
Top taste user. Asuna is the patrician choice.
Jeremiah Allen
Was there a reason you didn't like Roxanne or Marcy?
Sebastian Thompson
All four, but Ethel and me keep the other three in the basement.
;D
Julian Davis
>lower middle class
>food stamps
???
Christian Hill
Ethel, she is cute!
Easton Howard
How would that work?
I think she's cute too.
Jayden Watson
roxxane seems pretty chill, although i usually see dog girls as huge red flags.
Hunter Flores
>not picking the vampire
Okay...this is why y'all are in your pathetic rut. Because you can't go for it when life hands you an amazing opportunity. Sex with a literal blood sucking cryptid is a gift from the lord.
Gabriel Myers
>autistic
>""""""""loves"""""""""" dogs
>goth that cuts herself
only one choice
Aaron Jones
I would take Ethel and Roxanne's dog away from her so she can't fuck him anymore.
Disgusting.
Dylan Howard
Combine the lowkey red-pilledness and neediness of Asuna with the weed-loving and free-spirited nature and looks of Roxxane, then get rid of the dicksucking and skateboarding and I'll take that one.
Owen Scott
What would the benefits to dating a vampire be?
Asuna?
It's not confirmed that she fucks the dog tho?
Nicholas Baker
these are all horrible
big pass
Adam Fisher
marcy i guess, i dont like women. no matter which one i chose she gonna cheat on me, the demon on the wall will not have it any other way.
Colton Hall
Do you even like Marcy though?
Ethan James
Ethel is the ideal choice. Asuna is a whore who will leave you for money. Marcy is a literal retard. Roxxane is also a whore who will leave you for money.
Julian Rogers
>Marcy is a literal retard
Please don't bully Marcy.
Dylan Watson
Roxxane is having sex with her dog, best girl is Ethel
Zachary Jenkins
I would like to court Ethel to the best of my ability
Christian Jenkins
Oh wow they're all conventionally attractive that sure makes it hard.
but yeah i'm basically an uglier version of roxxanne and marcy but with two cats and a ball python instead of a dog and less frequent drug use
Nathan Gomez
that shit had me confused
Aiden Hill
Oh yeah? Well what's your name?
Parker Torres
>be me
>love bathory
>see a cute Asian girl in my classes wearing a bathory shirt
>ask her about it
>it's her friend's, she doesn't know who the band is
>I go back to sulking
It's almost as if those attributes make it more likely for you to get picked on. I would love to have more female friends, but other girls tend to despise me.
Yeah but she's Asian so that mollifies all objections.
Sinead. It only gets more mick-tier from here on out.
Ryder Russell
I think I found a picture of you then.
Camden Lewis
Asuna seems like a safe bet.
Then again, I always wanted to be a vampire.
Landon Allen
The potato famine was a direct result of English imperialism and I find this offensive and accurate..
Charles Hall
Marcy seems like the only viable one to me
>dated twitch whore
>retched goth whore
>fuck any slut that sucks dick for cash
Jordan Reyes
Truly patrician taste here user.
Luke Campbell
Perhaps it's based on personal experience, or my inability to trust women
>dated some twitch whore I found online, eventually goaded me into trading pictures and we had a very "sexual" kind of online relationship. One day just ghosted me out of nowhere -- felt violated and lied to.
>dated a "goth" girl for a little bit only to find out that she was actually dating me so she could get into my other "friend"'s pants.
Andrew Martinez
goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth goth
Bentley Wilson
Ask about her friend holy shit
Lucas Brown
gimme Marcy's and Asuna's measurements. Height weight, breasts, ass etc. Its really a difficult choice right now
Christopher Morgan
I want to tuch it
Oliver Foster
"Uh hey random girl from my second year stats class who I have no way of contacting because the class is over - I know I spoke to you once weeks ago because I liked your shirt, but would you mind giving me the contact information of your friend - who you may not even be tht close to - to a complete stranger? Thanks."
Joseph Gomez
Do you give good hand jobs? That's a deal breaker for me. HJ game must be strong.
Dylan Smith
Roxxane appears to be the only one that isn't terminally retarded.
She also comes with a kickass dog.
Easton Price
all of these roasties are unrealistic and don't exist in the real world, if i'm gonna get an imaginary gf, why go 3D instead of 2D?
Hudson Ward
>Weed
>Twitch
Trash, absolute trash.