Ask a boring disinterested girl anything

Just a quick /comfy/ thread for /comfy/ conversations.

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how do i get a gf :C

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How can you be so sure that a gf is what you need in your life? Are you one of these sad creatures who screech about women and think having a girlfriend will solve your life?

>girl
>desinterested
so why are you here?

can you talk to me

For the actually /comfy/ threads that pop up from time to time.
Sure, why not

no im one of those creatures that most just posts sad pepes and asks how to get a gf on the internet

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that's not what he asked. just tell the man how to get a girlfriend.

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This doesn't really answer my question, user.

Well okay then, i guess i'll bump this thread with some of my photographic work

Pic from a mountain staircase in germany

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why are straight girls so shallow?

A landscape picture from frankenland / bavaria / germany
just as the picture above.
/comfy/ threads became kinda rare over the last years, which is sad of course

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): asking to work out what i want in life is a hard question user

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Comfy forest, which is located close to my place

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Because I'm fucking happy with my current life and being accepted and loved by female is something I need.

How would I know? You don't ask these things here.
Damn that's a fine picture, I'll post mine too.
>ALL girls
>Literally generalizing billions of people

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not comfy if its quick senpai

where is "now"?

If you're happy with your current life a relationship is the last thing that you need.

literally every straight girl ive ever met is incredibly shallow

>I met a few 10s of girls at best
>This is a factual conclusion that all girls are like this

Who is your husbando? Do you masturbate to him?

Glad you like it user, the "ochsenkopf" is worth a visit. It's the second highest mountain in frankenland and around 1024meters above the sea level. Not that impressive in comparison to other mountains in germany, but still comfy enough for hiking

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/shleepy/

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A picture at night from the solarberg, which is 324m above sea level, 60m above ground level and the highest point to overview the cities: Nuremberg / Fuerth and Erlangen.
Sadly the light pollution is causing the hazy night sky at the bottom of the image

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George Kosmas, pic related, and yeah sometimes.
I wish I had nature in my country.

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Same location, different day and taken facing the opposite direction

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how many girls i gotta show my dick to before i find one who doesnt care if its smol???

Top /comfy/ user

Pic-related is probably one of the first pics I've ever taken

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i guess you can find some nature spots everywhere on this planet. I mean even if you drive out of metropoles like Bejing or Hongkong you'll be facing some stunning views

post hand with timestamp please

I live in a 2nd world Mediterranean shithole

If I fly over there and we meet, will we drink beer or wine?

Well at least you provide something to fill the gap in my photographs, because especially south germany is located in a really flat area, with tons of agriculture. The ocean is at least 800km from my place (Nordsee) and also expensive as fuck to visit. Beautiful view you got there user. I love the sound of the waves as much as the freedom a mountain view can offer

This one was taken during a blizzard in a german forest, the person in front of me came roght across when i was walking around

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Only if it's a hypothetical question, I guess it'd be beer, there is no real wine left anymore.

What ethnicity are you
origi

Slavanon

I guess it's better than the third world. Germany is facing many probelms right now, because our nation is divided by social politics. We fights between ethnicies or rape cases in my relatively small comfy town (120k people). I don't know about your situation, but i hope that you might get the chance to experience the true beauty of nature at some point. Maybe if you look around or search the web for some recommendations around your area, you'll find a spot.

Taken in December, 15 seconds of light hit the camera sensor, which is why you only see a trail of light from the biker on the right side

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Guy don't ask women questions they don't have the answers to.

Having a relationship is a natural progression in life but you shouldn't feel like you 'deserve' it. You have to work for it.

The basic answer is to make yourself more desirable. Fitness, money, interactions with people etc. Put yourself in a position where you have options. Don't look at what you're doing as a way to get women, look at it as becoming a man.

Disregard all the black pill shit and become more ambitious.

What's that supposed to mean? Good wine will continue to always exist. But it's good to know you're a girl who can drink beer.

Are you so boring that you would fall asleep if we had sex?

That's a great picture, I only take pictures with my phone.
I don't know any wine I tried just tastes like trash soap, never seen any actual wine here.

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>if we had sex?
Why would we have sex?

Because I want to put my penis inside somewhere. If you're not ugly and fat then it could happen.

Well my mother was born in poland and i love their beer (tyskie) as well as czech beer

Well we're talking about beer, which is why i had to post this one. It was around 5am when i was driving completly drunk home, with my bike. The snow was falling hard and strong, because it was the first blizzard in 2018. No one had the chance to free the frost ridden streets from the snow masses, loved the melancholic vibes this situation gave me, especially after riding my bike 10km while being close to black out drunk

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*sigh*
If you keep bumping I guess I don't mind your presence here.
>Driving while drunk
wew

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Another one from the same place and situation as the former picture

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Has this technique ever worked? I see it all over Jow Forums, some user trying to convince a femanon that he's going to fly over and have sex with her. Who the fuck are you kidding buddy?

The odds are very low but it costs nothing to try. I actually have met and fucked girls off Jow Forums. Of course 99% of the time she will ghost you before.

well i mean, i had to be coming home somehow and since no train was aviable at this point, by bike was the only option. It worked out really well, the biggest problem was the snow

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10/10
>Who the fuck are you kidding buddy?
This

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What sort of porn do you watch?

your picture of the sky reminded me of the pictures i've taken in the local park

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I originally don't

2 seconds

Most women i've met in my life were watching lesbian porn

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fuck off you whore nobody gives a shif about your gender

Same place, different time

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Please keep posting user, incredibly /comfy/

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can you get a tripcode please?

This. She's doing it for some extra replies but she's not even properly responding to most of the males on here that would be interested in this thread because she may or may not have a vagina

Very first question and you couldn't answer it in a way that wasn't an assumption bordering a personal attack, good thread :)

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We already went over this user, if you want to filter me all you have to do is to ignore my threads.

It's hard to keep a comfy thread from derailing when everyone is focusing on the women aspect.

Glad to hear that, you can find some really comfy nature photos from other anons on /out/. /p/ is a shithole and infested with mostly toxic people, so don't mind going there.

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Another one from the park around my area (5min from my home with my bike)

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>filename
Out.

Do you have Discord maybe? You seem like my type

Fuck off you tard, i'm on here for 10 years and on this godforsaken Board for 3 years now.

Sadly not, since i'm not that much into social media. I only use instagram to share my pictures and whatsapp to stay in touch with my friends

The manager, which you can see on the right, seems not only to be pretty pissed, he also wanted to sue mefor taking this picture

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and just a couple of minutes before this one was taken...

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>if you want to filter me
Are you actually retarded? I can only filter you if you get a trip.

>The color of the manager
Germany is truly lost
That's exactly my point user, enjoy doing it manually :*)

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do you have ex-bfs or could-have-beens that try to contact you years later?

It's not a filter if it's manual, you retarded wreck of a human being

Mountainsides are exceptionally comfy

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Nope, I avoid any possible interaction with people. (It's not really as simple as that, but my point is that no, don't have any contacts from years ago, I cut them all)

Aren't you supposed to ignore my thread? There are plenty of women hate threads user, go there, you'd fit right in!

I don't hate women, I just think you're especially vapid and vain.
Women like you are why women hate threads exist in the first place.

And yet you still reply :^)

Well yes that's true, germany is indeed lost for the most part. The degradation just begun, asylum seekers can live in a church for 6 months after their application was declined, to apply for citizenship again. My Hometown has tons of turkish people, who constantly act aggresive towards german natives, even more when you confront them during the night.
At least for now, i'm heading towards university, which might be free from these people, but filled to the top with sjws and liberals

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I truly wonder when will a civil war start, I refuse to believe Euros are this cucked

It's just pro-rapefugee propaganda from Jow Forumstards like him. He's a basement dwelling burger larping as a euro.

i'm running out of landscape pics shortly, so posting some from a party i went to couple of weeks ago.

Well i shouldn't be starting with the amount of brainwashed citizen in our local community, a friend of mine got his german flag from his car removed by some antifa guys, because it was too nationalistic. The CSU or the Afd are our only hope to free us from the chains of social politics and white knights. I wish it would be different but i seriously consider going to poland when i finished my degree in math & physics

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you're a basement dwelling retard larping as an even bigger retard, i was born and raised near Nuremberg you ultra cuck. Now shut the fuck up

>went to a party
wew

Well as i mentioned, i've been on Jow Forums for 3 years by now and started lurking on Jow Forums when i was 9. This place teached me some stuff and might also fucked me up in many aspects.
I guess everyone is different, but i'm for the most part as much of a social outcast as the next person on here, haven't seen another souls since last friday

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>It's not really as simple as that
is it that you want to be cut off? elaborate please. wondering, as a truly ignorant man who lost an almost-relationship due to my mistrust, though the end was on good terms, if she would appreciate talking again. she lives thousands of miles away now, though. probably wrongly presuming this is why you are in that situation

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You're a basement dwelling neet second generation immigrant from slavland. Fuck off back to your homeland if you hate the west so much.

I thought your small mind could have comprehended the fact that i indeed love the west and all it has to offer, but the political situation is concerning. I'm attending university and plan on raising a family, conteibute to our town and have a father that pays his taxes, even after my mother died.
Not even a neet, but i guess you can call me basement dwelling after seeing all my nature photos.

So this is how comfy threads turn out nowdays? Fighting over a girl and people accusing each other of things they don't know shit about.
How about you autists contribute to a comfy conversation, or try to find a different solution for your lack of conversation skills, like posting pictures or just not being a colosal idiot.

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Yep pretty much this lel
Pretty sure I'm out to play vidya soon anyways

thread is ded as always. I'm going back to bloodborne. Have a nice day user, I enjoyed the small pieces of conversation

why haven't i cut my head off yet, it'll happen eventually, why delay it? why am i so scared of dying?

Being scred of death is a normal human condition. On the one hand, dying will give you the easy way out, you won't have the possibility to fix things up later on. You will hurt everyone you know to an unbelieveable extend (especially your mother). I won't be talking you out of it since i've worked in a mental asylum once and talked to a couple of people about their condition. Just be sure do find a painless method, cutting your head sounds like a stupid idea in my opinion. Consider a method including carbon monoxide, which will be released when you burn coal as an example.

How about you start reading somethind like from Fjodor dostjovesky, it will give you different views on your life. In my opinion the book crime and punishment is absolutely mind blowing. Currently i'm reading the bible as well as the bhagavad gita.

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It's because Jow Forumstards like you cannot post without your jewish propaganda. Just like gays cannot post without dick pics. And trannies cannot post without mentioning they are a tranny each sentence.

And the autistic Jow Forums guys cannot post without mentioning how much they need a girlfriend
I understand your frustration user, but how about accepting different views, which are essential for a working democracy, is something you start with.
I have answered a statement to a question, with an example of my hometown in germany. You started spewing different accusations, without having anything to prove it with. The whole discussion was never about whether i love my country or not, it was a fact check about the current situation in a land in which i was born and raised in. I'm good integrated in our society, but i cannot say the same about most of the asylum seeker which came to us.

il give it read.

if you want, you can share the reason why you are interested in suicide. I'll listen and tell you my opinion on the situation.

no particular reason, just bored and lonely and i dont want to watch my life slowly get worse, seems like the best option

How long do you live with this condition? Do you just started having such feelings or is it already a longer period of months?
Are there any other physical symptoms, like stomach pain or headaches?
What do you believe are the causes of this situation?

user, everyone is lonely at some point, everyone will lose something or miss someone. We're all having some rough times now and then, just like i had them too. Photography helped me to escape the every day feelings and gave me a destination and the possibility to cheer people with my photos. Origami helped me to have something to be proud of. I mean if you make a whole dragon out of paper and gift it someone, you have achieved something. What about friends or family? is there anyone you could talk to about your situation?

You literally started spewing jewish pro-rapefugee propaganda.

Try again and maybe train your reading comprehension my friend. I'm as much right wing as the next person