>> be me
>> body of a chad, six pack, muscles, stamina the works
>>really handsome (I've been asked to model before( as in clothes modeling, not gay porn), literally every time I go into town I'm stopped and asked)
>> brain of L from death note, so really smart
>>really fit (like health wise)
>>swim like a fucking dolphin, first fully trained Irish lifeguard who's trainers were Irish
>>volunteer paramedic with St. Johns Ambulance
>>cardiovascular pulmonary resuscitation trained, so I can legally do CPR basically, I forget what the instructor called the course
>> fence like a fucking samurai, 6th best in the under 18s out of all of Ireland (saber fencing)
and this is whats wrong with me anons
>>I wanna be like you guys, I hate being like a chad, I don't hang out with the chads because all they do is talk about Gaelic football and rugby
>>the anons in the class won't talk to me because I look like a chad and they think I'll bully them
>>the only things I like are gaming, anime and mangas and books, along with doing first aid because i enjoy the responsibility and the fact that most people track you down and give you chocolates or flowers to say thanks
>>Girls constantly ask me out but I either tell them "hey, I've got a really big (exam, competition etc.) coming up, can we hook up after instead?" or "sorry, but my family are really religious so if they see me with a girl they go ballistic" etc. anything to get them to go away because
>>I can't talk to girls, for my life, I just have bad social anxiety when it comes to them
>>don't have any real friends, just people who I'm friendly to
>>really want to become a nurse because I don't want to do six years to be a doctor and I don't have steady enough hands for the minor surgeries they have to do.
>>nurses get paid less than bus drivers, so my mam wouldn't support me through college because she wants me to do something great
all I want is to watch anime, save lives by being a paramedic or E&R nurse
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Why do I exist?
>brain of L from death note, so really smart
Stopped reading right there
Dude wtf just use all that to you're advantage. Seems like you're just a huge pussy. Go get some faggot u have the world in your hands if this shits true.
>I'm smart no one gets me
Women are stupid they will never think the way we do they are nurturing nor intelligent retard
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that pic is unrelated btw, I just put it in so the post wouldn't get deleted
oh yeah, I love edgy and dank memes, so I'm not a normie
help me anons I hate my life, I can't be like you's because I look like chad, but on the inside I'm one of yous, this sucks
I have massive social anxiety though, it's literally like fuckin "The curious incident of the dog in the nighttime"I literally want to curl up into a bal and ignore the social situation
>brain of L from death note, so really smart
fuck outta here
Normies love edgy memes what are you talking about
You're not one of us, you're just an alternate normie who stumbled upon r9k a few days ago who's suffering from a bit of social autism that you are fully capable of getting rid of if you don't try to be a loser.
yeah, maybe more like light than L, but we're talking straight A student intelligence
IT'S NOT EASY IVE BEEN LIKE THIS MY WHOLE LIFE! holy shit... could I be on the spectrum?
death note is the only anime you've seen, isn't it?
Fuck off weeb
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implying getting A grades means genius level iq
before i address the bullshit that just came out of your mouth, look up why this was founded, the website i mean
>implying getting A grades means genius level iq
sarcasm or for real?
No, I highly doubt you're ligitimently autistic. You're a normie and your social "anxiety" will go away once you find a friend or accept a gf which you eventually will because you're still an underaged normie
Liking anime =/= being a retarded weeb who thinks he's L from death note
dumb weeb
I can't believe how shit this bait is.
I seriously don't understand how can someone put so much effort into it and come out this with trash.
straight As in the junior cert, with the exception of maths, which i had to drop to OL for the A, as i failed i
If he was doing it ironically it's actually pretty good
I could learn a thing or two from this guy
sorry, cont.
as i failed HL maths, i suck at maths, I'm good at everything else, also death note was so popular even normies watched it
If you cant even bother to check the site rules you certainly should just keep with the normies
>17 years oId
Fuck off.
Youre not the only straight A kid in your class and your not even straight A's so you can't be a supergenius
Dumb weeb
op you a silly nigga i ain't hoopin nigga
oh because they are obeyed aren't they, the legal age is 17 here, and I grew up with a good internet access that was unmonitored by my parents, trust me I've seen all the porn and beastality and gore to the point were it doesn't even warrant a reaction
Plenty of other normies look at fucked up shit for fun, just go on /b/ for five minutes. You would fit in more there anyway
Have a nice ban
>>>swim like a fucking dolphin, first fully trained Irish lifeguard who's trainers were Irish
why are you saying something so wrong and retarded? Ireland has had irish lifeguard trainers for decades.
post physique, i need to see all these muscles you claim to have
Pretty sure OP got the hammer
>really handsome (I've been asked to model before( as in clothes modeling, not gay porn), literally every time I go into town I'm stopped and asked)
> brain of L from death note, so really smart
Stopped reading there faggot
>anime
>really smart
kek
You still in st John's? Wanna chill some time ? I'd body you in melee then we could go play b ball or something.
OP is a fat high school dropout.
>brain like L from death note, so really smart
Thanks for the good laugh user
I don't wanna be a robot and I sure as hell don't wanna be a brainless chad. Is there somekind of middleground? I'm tired of being lonely but if it means having a bit of self respect I think I'll take it.
Yeah just be the standard normalfag
>Handsome
>Irish
Good one OP you pale ginger cunt
Wow! Based!
Just pretend to be a brainless chad most of the time and you can be a robot whenever you're alone
t. Guy who does this
Physically a chad, mentally L. I really resonated with that character when I first watched death note.
>all these brainlets thinking they are smart
OP, I know your probably a nice guy, but fuck you for reminding me Sasha is fucking dead