>gf says her back hurts and asks for a massage >Massage always leads to sexy time >Agree >Massage her sensually for a bit loosen the caboose >She does this thing she flips her hair underneath her >Looks like her hair is really short >She looks kinda like a trap >Immediatley get huge boner >Fuck wildly and now am realizing how much she actually looks like a young boy
Have I been gay this entire time or is it cool cuz she has a vagene. She's basically a man in all other respects. And she let's me smell her braps
homie you've got to get off the internet, you gay.
Thomas Ortiz
you're a fag because it's independent of the crap you wrote
John Cook
>tfw can't massage gf ever because she has a ticklish as hell back
OP you should suggest her that she might look cute with short hair. Also, I'm on a similar, less gay boat: >gf looks meh with make-up and/or in her dresses >insta-boner when wearing collar shirts and jeans
Think of how much better the world would be though if only men and traps with vaginas would be though. Instead of men and women it would be just men and feminine men with vaginas. But they have vaginas so it's not gay
Nolan Butler
I know that feel. It's so much hotter than girly shit honestly
>sexy time people who say this instead of sex are immediately gay
Samuel Wright
>spend 8+ hours on the internet a day >probably watched lots of porn on the way >browses Jow Forums >gay this entire time This is why I will never believe the "born gay" meme.
Just so I can further my projection, do you happen to browse Jow Forums by any chance?
Leo Williams
Mostly nothing but sometimes when she has a lot of lactose they smell like eggs cooked with methane
Jordan Martin
Do you just smell them while watching tv or do you cram your face into her ass then she braps?
Camden Morgan
Rarely because Jow Forums is a cesspool of austism.
I think gayness is both biological and developmental. Everyone knows at lease one person who has obviously gay as fuck their entire life but also hey fuck you
Grayson Ward
Yeah and people who call it anything other than "Forming a two person Voltron" are even gayer
Michael Mitchell
voltron xDDDDD
Xavier Lopez
off yourself nigger faggot
Justin Mitchell
Mostly when watching TV but she also farts when she sleeps so I can just Dutch oven myself. It's hilarious how many times she's woken me up by farting in my dick
That's not gay, bro. You either associate business attire with either power, or a dominant female figure from your childhood (probably your mother or a teacher). Or both. Not gay though.
To be fair, I have never related about power or business with collar shirts (a polo shirt can also make my dong go ding), and I never had a dominant female figure in my childhood. I am just pretty autistic about simplicity and don't like over the top designs, which most girly things are.
nothing would get done due to the endless trap-on-male sex. there is a reason why women have a lower sex drive than men (excluding the abnormality of modernity)
Nathan Ross
Ask her to get her hair cut short
Mason White
>like a man but with a vagina Congratulations, user
>get a petite gf >one day after sex we are talking about her ass >It's a really small ass >I say her ass looks like a little boys ass >she goes "oh" kinda sadly >realise I fucked up, try to lift her up >"A really sexy small boy through" >She looks at me confused >"A small boys ass I'd like to fuck" >She looks at me weird >realise what I said >nervous laughter
