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Why inject steroids when you could read a really good book?
What if its a book about steroids?
i also made a thread faggot
Not really a cope
Lifting for woman is a meme. It's just about face for them. Just don't be obese or skinny and you're fine.
This is true. I see this shit happen all the time and this is even proven by science
>I'm worth less according to this logic
Not at all, it just means you're not as beautiful but seemingly have other aspects that are more important to her.
Think girl next door from movies. They're still very cute but it's not what pushes the dude to get oneitis.
I know some subjective 10's and seeing the amount of effort, time and money some men are willing to give up for them gives me goosebumps.
They might be awesome girls, but the idea of all the trouble and effort they represent turns me off. I'm more attracted to an 8 that'd offer me a smoother and consequently happier lifestyle.
Pic related, girls I very much enjoy looking at but wouldn't actually want to get to know or be with.
They look so airhead that I wanna cut their heads off then hold their hair so their heads float like balloons
I fucking love rainy days
Pic related girls look like porn stars
Not to mention that 10/10 will never have the feel she needs to compensate for something. So no cleaning your house and no cooking your food and no crazy sex.
>it just means you're not as beautiful
And this is the part that bugs me, did people find me attractive because of looks or did I appear different?
I've had girls flirt alot with me seemingly random in my mc'donalds outfit so it must not be other aspects?
Can't disagree with your pic related tho.
I'm going to regret this but pic related is the least traceable and gives a good image of a younger me despite the sfx.
This really really bugs me, part of me wants to refuse that I wasn't picked for looks.
mirin dem tris
Exactly my point. They might be really interesting geniuses for all we know, but what the look represents just keeps you away, albeit them technically being gorgeous.
Same can be said for some chicks not going for the muscular dude.
To me people who go after 10s so hard probably just have self esteem issues and need a trophy wife/gf to fuel their ego, because I don't see how else those extra 1-2 points make it worth all trouble.
>tfw himiko won't ever threaten you with a knife
I'd rather be picked for my looks than personality. At least you can fake a personality.
You looked like a cute twink like crusader
Is that the reason why nobody want to be my friend? They like to look at my pictures but rather go for the 7/10 friends because they don't see how else those extra 1-2 points make it worth all trouble.
It doesn't have to be one extreme or the other. People tend to flip and assume that just because you're not some sort of Chris Hemsworth that you're suddenly deemed unattractive.
Nano you look just fine. I like to use Ashton Kutcher as an example for these things.
He is not a sex icon but no one would ever say he's not attractive. but I think we'd all agree that what makes him special is his homely look. I have no doubt in my mind many chicks would pick him over Thor because of that albeit Thor being objectively more attractive.
Yes our pride wants to feel like we are the first choice even by sexual instinct, but imo it's just not healthy. My first "gf" was a 9-10/10 and it was a horrible experiences. It's easy to just say "just dgaf bro no matter what you do nothing will change it" but if it's someone important to you you will inherently care and it will affect you.
That's not a good state of mind to be in and people realize that, albeit subconsciously at times.
This is not an excuse to be an ugly fuck being used as an ATM/doormat. Big difference.
I was the cutest twink.
Friendship isn't determined by looks.
I understand completely my mind is just being irrational.
Maybe I chase to the goal of wanting to be more masculine too much and lose sight of whats what.
No Mast, that’s not the reason at all.
Fox and grapes
Yes. Especially for woman it definitely is. They try to pick less attractive girls as girlfriends so they stick out more and will get more attention.
People are always jelly and like attention for they own
Elaborate
>They might be really interesting geniuses for all we know
I mean I doubt it, I really really doubt it but I get what you're saying.
I think the problem with that comparison is that I've known big motherfuckers who strive to do better in their field and improve themselves in every area of their life, while every girl I've met who was obsessed with how she looks... was only good at obsessing over her looks. Anecdotal evidence, sure, but it's just something I personally noticed.
Except I've already tasted the grapes. and decided that they're too expensive so go for apples.
I'm admitting to the objectively beautiful people being beautiful, I just don't deem it worth it with the costs it brings along with it.
Fox and grapes would be the fat chicks saying muscular lean dudes look disgusting.
I think is unfair to assume pretty people are stupid..
If I'm going to sit in a dark room playing vidya and talking shit to each other I couldn't care less about what you would look like.
I thought men generally were above this.
I-I just don't w-want them
Ha
Enjoy your apples lmao
1-0
1-1
0-2 I am sorry Jerry
You assume I give a shit about your opinion
Its crazy how much attention I get on grindr.
They all look bad so Im high value
Very odd dynamic change
Man why you gotta be like that
You like to sit in a dark room with a male and don't care what he looks like? Bold move
Yes but let's say you're with two of your friends(that are top-tier models) in the club and they get all the attention from woman while you get fully ignored . Wouldn't that make you shitty about yourself.
Especially woman think this way.
It's because you're submissive looking. You're an easy target for them to dominate
>Elaborate
Dude you’re not a 9 or 10/10 but anyone standards but your own. I’ll freely admit you have achieved amazing results in the gym and are clearly dedicated to that aspect of your life but you come across as severely insecure and narcissistic. Most people pick that up a mile off and know not to bother engaging sometimes man. I personally want to ask your advice on this retarded board from time to time then you carry on like you did last thread and I realise I’m better off avoiding you.
I know you’ll just shit on any criticism thrown your way but you asked and I told
>Eindig rant
I'm gonna feed azusa my pair of apples, nom' saying
In most cases, probably. I was just trying to make a point that we are just basing our reactions/attraction on probability rather than certainty.
But it's fucking gay. Please stop. It makes me uncomfortable.
I think that Jerry taking it up the bum was the point of no return on the gay scale.
Maybe this doesn't apply to me.
We mostly meet up at eachothers house or go to nerdy conventions.
We never go clubbing or out really.
But I get your point, that said a real bro would help you out if you're ugly.
honestly most of the hot girls I've met were more interesting and smarter than the uglier ones... life isn't a TV show, attractive people get more opportunities, are more social from a young age, etc. attractive people have everything.
is kind of an extreme however, when you're straight up going for the bimbo look then you probably are one. you can be a 10 without looking like them, though.
Its cause I look bigger than most of the population
Thanks steroids
You leave Azusa alone.
Proof that 10/10s in all aspects, not just looks exist
I said Id fuck a guy literally right now
Im not doin it though
Im such a roastie
7 + 1 or 2 = 10? I think you're just afraid when we're in the club you are jelly i get all the attention and you don't.
I always give answer, what you talking about nerd
Why are you coping now with sharing this rant of yours.
Ignorance is bliss.
Implying that's even a challenge
Whats gay about swapping dick pics so you get complements on your body
I thought mio was best and was mad at Azusa for taking screentime from mio on my first watch, not going to lie
Its clearly not
But my self esteem never let me realize it
>Ignorance is bliss.
Dutch clubbing is absolute fucking garbage.
Watching ugly girls drink themselves to death so guys can prey on them while they do it.
sounds like clubbing everywhere in the world dude
People actually mired your wiener?
>went clubbing once
>bored as hell
I don't know why people do it. So much better things to do with your time and money.
I always knew you were the most confident and less insecure one over here Jerry
I know it was just an example. I hate clubbing
Looked at this thread for discussion of steroids, but all I see is tripfags talking about their feelings.
Please take this to an entirely different website.
Oh no trust me its absolute dogshit here.
I never saw the point.
What would you consider good company?
THAT FEEL WHEN HIMIKO WILL NEVER LICK YOUR WOUND THAT SHE CAUSED
Are you new?
I figure they were lying about that part so they might still have a chance with this hot bod
Its blowin my mind, dude
I guess I really am a god
Momo is best girl
>the man who constantly talks about wanting to get treated like dirt by girls doesn't like the sadistic yandere
Don't be a twat PC..
My stomach needs to hurry up and fix itself post sdrol
I want them to step on me as I lick their armpits, I dont want them to cut me
I've been unreasonably pissed off lately and I'm not entirely sure why. Maybe I'm still exhausted from the play, getting some rest will probably help. Apologies user.
The emotional blog posting is meant to be a study to show that doing steroids won't fix your problems, and might actually make them worse. People see these threads and either think "Wow these guys are relatable and just like me, maybe steroids don't turn you into a roid rage monster like the media says. Maybe I will try them after all." or they'll think "God all they do is complain and talk about their feelings, if this is what roiding does to you then no thank you."
I rather don't have company. Only at work and at the gym, but i prefer to be alone at home during the week when i got 1-2 hour spare time and in the weekend with my gf
I had actually many friends before i did bodybuilding. But it was mostly just using drugs with them and other stupid stuff.
Reminder that zyzz is better than you. He will be remembered 200 yrs from now while you...........
Look at this fucking huge pussy. I throw up and pass out at the sight of blood but I'm still down. Just a little graze on the cheek to draw some blood and she can lick your face to clean you. Sounds great to me.
>tfw you actually had to put down the first book in Re:Zero for a few minutes because you thought you were going to throw up from the description of when Subaru gets disembowelled the first time
Remembered by whom? By some awkward looking twinks like you.
Sounds like a great achievement.
Wowee what a wimp
No scratches to the money maker
Fucking hell lads, working out on clen is brutal in this heat.
Clen is a meme
>He will be remembered 200 yrs from now
He died 7 years ago and people hardly talk about him anymore. Bodybuilders are not as eternal as they used to be, especially one that was made famous on an internet circlejerk forum. Same goes for Rich Piana. Aside from a few references or memes every now and then, when's the last time you saw anyone talk about him? Scooby isn't even dead and he's basically faded into obscurity.
Face it: Even your heroes die, and no one will remember them or you 200 years from now. Chill the fuck out, lift your weights, and be the best you can be while you're still alive.
He is just saying that to trigger me. But i am calm right now, won't work
Everything is a meme it seems. Are you actually claiming it doesn't work lel?
The concept of "making it" is alve and well and comes from zyzz. If anything, I've noticed a resurgence lately.
My face is my money maker. Plus it's no fun unless your face is close to theirs and you can hear the ペロペロ
It sounds cute, yeah?
Ever let a girl cut you with a knife masT? Sounds like fun doesn't it?
Ouch did that hurt you? Ohh do the baby need a hug?
Reminder that he fucked more girls in his lifetime than you and masT will ever fuck in your whole motherfucking life. Tldr you suck
You're not very embodying of what Zyzz believed. You're kind of a shit cunt. Zyzz wanted people to be happy, reach their potential and live life. He didn't care about his fame that much. I remember reading that some girl got really offended that he didn't want to stop and take a photo with her.
Wow nice comeback, but you completely ignored the point of my post.
Is it? I don't look at many threads aside from /fraud/ anymore since most of them seem samey. Even /fph/ is the same posts as a year ago, so I can't even get entertainment from that anymore. But if that's true then very cool. While I don't believe zyzz is the sole inspiration for the "we're all gonna make it" mentality, he obviously coined the phrase and is many people's first inspiration to get into fitness. So maybe I'm wrong.
The point of your post is to whine because you suck and extremely jelly of zyzz. Deal with it
nah sorry he looked like shit compared to me. Doesn't work
Just making some small cuts in the dick to let the jizz come out like colander on her face
you?
That's not what I meant at all.
Are you 5
>Just making some small cuts in the dick to let the jizz come out like colander on her face
>mfw
Hey guys, how often should I pin test-e on a cruise? I cruise on 125mg right now. Twice right?
What do you mean then. I don't understand
>Just a little graze on the cheek to draw some blood and she can lick your face to clean you. Sounds great to me.
You pin it as often as you did on blast. So ideally, twice a week.
im a fat girl. what can i use to get skinny?
clen
and dont eat so much its easy as piss you stupid cow, most fit guys probbaly wish they could get their calories as carelessly and with as much pleasure as you probbaly do you wretched fucking woman
Bout to leave humanity behind and start my first cycle of 500 mg/wk Test C
When should I start my asin? Some people say 1st pin, others 5th, some say wait for flair ups. Any advice on this? I have ralox on hand so I guess waiting until some sides pop up wouldn't be the end of the world.
>We can't help you dose your AI, figure it out yourself.
Anyone else take their time getting dressed after showering in the locker room just to mogg on the dicklets and DYELs?
Coming up on the end of a long cycle soon. I hate this part. Tips on how to mentally prepare?
Yeah I was trying not to ask for a specific dose, I was planning on the standard 12.5mg on pin days to start. Was looking for suggestions on the when part of it
There's nothing wrong with holding off on your AI until you get sides. They're easy to reverse.
And you'll want to go with as low of a dose of your AI as you can get away with.
You'll be able to feel it out.
Good luck
Yeah, that was my thought. First cycle so don't wanna fuck myself up; thanks
first cycle is all about fucking yourself up, it will happen, shit will happen
you dont just come into the game a pro
You're ordering the red dhb right?
We need to compare pips to come to the best conclusion.
I'll order a black test vial to see if its better as well.
Honestly if you don’t get pip it’s either entirely bunk or EQ. I pinned 4ml of higher concentration DHB, I think it was 150-200mg/ml and got an abscess so be careful.
Lol i never thought of it that way but makes sense; I just wanted to leave humanity behind
>12 weeks on EQ
>No Ai
What is this magic Fraud?
that's what ugly dumb fucks tell themselves to justify their hideous looks...
It's the magic of retardation.
This can't be right, I was retarded before gear
EQ isn't that hard of an aromatising compound. It's unsurprising that you don't need AI.
Not only that but EQ can act as an AI in a somewhat mild way.
I think you're mixing it up with mast
Just surprised is all, along with 500mg test.
Do you have a link that explains why?
Interesting if so, I wonder how much EQ I could run alongside other cycles instead of any ai
I've already decided to split up the doses and thin with test.
Any of you brahs get more facial hair using anything? If so, what were you using?
Tren.
Or i can make a cut in your body and we just pretend that to be an extra vagina. I can then jizz in that extra vagina and then my gf wants to lick it out of this vagina.
How about that
Not yet, I let you test that black one and then you let me know. I am still cruising for 2 months at least
monoxidil + masteron is what you need
>mfw crusader gives advice on anything fitness/AAS related