/britfeel/ in the 90s edition
/britfeel/
Heeeeeeeeey, hey baby!
oooo ahhh
I wanna knoooooooow
if you'll be my girl
if you wanna be my lover
you gotta get with my frens
99 luftballoons
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Watched last nights radio, the host said "let's get DC on". This happened after I decided to go to sleep.
Hanging out in the creation date? cunt
I wonder what guys like us (incels, neets and autists) were doing during the 90s?
any cunt itt looking a cha cha slide?
missed the new thread
I said oops
upside your head!
I said oops upside your head!
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>lets all sit on the sticky floor where people have been spilling drinks/bodily fluids all night
smoking weed and listening to the verve
not getting discriminated against for doing fuck all
YES fucking this x100000000000
programming, starting successful internet corporations, playing dungeons and dragons
just got this weeks titty mag from the corner shop lods
karenposter please post photos of your gf in the snapchat group
i need to wank
>female flatmate looking for easy compliments after she got one done
>"what do you think"
>"not my cup of tea personally"
Reckon old Mr Abu has a wank in the backroom when the mags come in?
>snapchat group
whats this then, are you fuckers hanging in here and that's why the thread is so slow recently? better not be leaving me out or i'll cry
>bodily fluids
Woah what kind of primary school discos were you having?
I mean I don't really care how other people judge me for it to be honest. Don't think I'd look like a bellend though
wish assisted suicide for neets were legal. just got stand living in this world
Lad I've been to a walkabout where they tried this shit, not just school discos
Are you lads spiritual if not religious? I think that kind of thing probably helps cope with life, I might try and engage more with it
i know I would lod
>snapchat group
Thought this was a meme, mfw it's not
>spiritual if not religious
What does that even mean?
Nah, he's probably got a drugged up 11 year old upstairs to fuck.
I'd say I'm somewhere between the two, I'm for sure spiritual but I take part in a few organised religions too like going to church/temples or whatever
fuck those secret club wankers lad stay here with me
You should unless you're larping for shitposting reasons
When you realise you cannot do anything at all, and life is a force beyond which you have any control, then you will be content
im sorry lads it's not a /britfeel/ snapchat group
it's just a group which he happens to be in
i never enjoyed doing this, hated having people sit near my willy.
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I fucking hate this song
Fawk yea pal
I would unironically fuck my mums pussy
me 2 haha
Stop being such a lazy cunt haha
Find me a comfier video than this
It's pretty much the /britfeel/ snapchat group. All the big lads are in it.
i am spiritual these days, gone all buddhist havent i. it helps keep the mind healthy and i'm kinder to people for it, helped me realise a few things.
I'm starting to have a more spiritual outlook towards nature and my life.
Just hoping one day I can find my burial mound with my past self and all of his possessions laying in there so I can claim them and be reborn again. Will probably never happen though if I keep degenerating myself with things like alcohol and fapping.
>his daughter at the end
kek
Meet me halfway lid
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we basically came from there so we should be entitled to get back in when we like Is what i say
Wanking to Dame Edna, lads
That's right, young man. The secret to happiness is to be too lazy to try and become happy hahahahagaha
im 100 percent sure we're not talking about the same group
karen poster is the only brit in our group
no i meant im fucking his mom too haha
Elephunk is not a dreadful album and I'd fight anyone who shit talks it
Except this song
And 'Shut Up' and maybe a few others
finished my course for the year boys
what the fuck do I do now
WEW hahaha lad good one
yeah if i came out of there why can't i go back in for a bit of fun
cheers
im on my A game right now haha
Well lads first week of wagecucking down for the first time in two years, and I tell you what it's not as bad as the memes made it out to be In all honesty...
>Caught up with loads of people I already knew in the industry which was great having exchanged stories and gossip.
>I Made acquaintances with strangers even the most miserable and unapproachable old bastards.
>I Asserteted myself to be more confident socially than I usually am, and felt great for doing so.
>I Fixed my sleeping pattern, I now sleep like a baby at night.
>Completing my work to absolute autistic perfection, gave me a great sense of satisfaction and achievement.
>Working all day had me absolutely pumped for the gym, to the point it was my best session yet where I benched pressed double my usual weight and had the confidence to chat for ages with someone I knew from school.
Sure I pulled my back out lifting early on in the week and felt absolutely fucked for two days straight, and I managed to get through an entire bottle of vodka I got on Monday by Wednesday by just drinking after work which Is a sign of work being an incubator for my bloodline of alcoholism.
Well to conclude lads maybe my perception of being a wagecuck is diffrent for me because I own a company and work in engineering which is focused on manual labour, yet regardless I wish I started work earlier on and didn't sloth away as a NEET watching anime and playing vidya all day as I could be exploring the world to my hearts content right about now.
what industry are you in?
ok chad stop bragging
>all this thinly veiled bragging
He's a failed normie
He comes to /britfeel/ to feel better about himself in comparison.
He teeters between excessive self-confidence and bragging to mask a crippling Adonis Complex
He pretends to be normie or chad and gives obvious common sense advice to others to feel competent
He brags about his good trails (height, body) to reinforce the belief he is better than the average britfeeler
He might actually have a lot in common with robots but deludes himself into thinking otherwise
His posting style is too aggravating to others to elicit decent conversation and usually derails threads
He tries to play off not getting the responses he wanted by actually trolling the annoyed /britfeelers/ as a kind of revenge for not bowing down to him
He's usually the one behind stupid gimmick thread ideas such as Radio Britfeel which appeal to his crave for attention
He is
THE FAILED NORMIE
what course lad?
oregano
>I own a company
There you fucking go you fucking richfag. You have no idea what wagecucking is. What you're doing is not wagecucking so stop acting like it. I swer you brits are getting dumber and dumber.
planning on targeting my faith at greek mythology
wish ancient greeks religion had a name
>I swer you brits are getting dumber and dumber.
Well, you can go to any other thread not made specifically for brits to chat then can't you?
Lads, don't fall for pubes bait.
we know he's here he's dropped his trip again and is larping to piss you all off
I just wanted to let that guy know he's a retard. Carry on with your whatever this is.
Absolute fucking state of your investigatory skills lol
I win
got a sickening pump on lads
>only brit in our group
>you brits
FOY
fuck off normies, dont want your shit around here
Get your lad pussy oot for the lods
>tfw I've literally bummed her at the tax payers expense
>tfw never been to prison
>fucks women
You are a normie you daft cunt.
how the fuck do you afford to see a brass on bennies?
i didn't fuck her, the other guy did
It builds character, lod. You should go for a few months r&r
Another thread I've originally conquered.
dropped your gay card
ESA and pip. You can fuck 2 per month if you budget or see a chick like Sabrina once
I'm definetly spiritual but by no means religious in the sense of prayer, worship and all that subservient cuckoldic cryoto Judaic bullshit.
As for me I will simply read mythology, sagas, texts and scriptures be it ancient Eastern or European and be like "yeah I like the moral of this story, the virtues of the character, the ideas they live by and the whole struggle for greatness that they all seek so I will adopt some of these teachings for my own life.
But beyond that I wont do anything in the spiritual sense bar the odd bit of meditation, taking trips every now a few times a year and at the least thanking the god's whilst seeing breath taking aspects of nature whilst outdoors.
Oh yeah, builds lots of character, that's why you're here slumming it with us KEK.
Stop justifying being a degenerate criminal
oh i only get JSA, no way in hell could i afford to I also don't really want to see one
Oh thanks user, need that for later tonight
friendly reminder that robots will literally never make it
>get bullied in life for being small
>now getting bullied in video games for being small
*looks on the ground*
btw aren't you lot in trouble because of universal credit didn't really read it
friendly reminder that all robots will make it
Not a criminal anymore, lad. I just do a cheeky bit of benefit fraud now.
You should see one., you silly sausage...you're missing out
I saw that, apparently is a farce more for the government than for us. It's costing them more in admin than the benefits its replacing.
I'm on UC and haven't seen any issues
death to the stormcloaks
robots reminder that all make it will friendly
>all my friends are naturally talented, successful and have loads of connections
>i have to slave away to get anywhere and can't even get a job
I cant even afford to hang out with them anymore
well i can't afford to see one so even i wanted to I cant
>cuckoldic
Odin literally gets cucked by his brothers in the sagas
>inb4 jewish lies
It's in the untouched icelandic version, bloody cringy edgy larpers won't know this
lads, are trannies gay? women and gay men are rarely attracted to them so is it really gay? it's just a peepee
trannies are utter trash end of story and are literally failed men and failed women
it's mental illness
i just wanna girlbro that i can fuck
How do you get PIP? I'm on ESA but if I decide to not suicide I could use the extra cash.
There are some trannies who look like fit sexy women and pass, but the willy thing is a deal breaker for me. It's just not something I could ever be into as it's a massive stiffy killer
traps aren't girls lod