What're you drinking tonight Jow Forums?

A glass of milk.
After a healthy meal full of proteins and vegetables.

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Don't feel bad though. Women are fundamentally evil. Trust me. I'm intimately acquainted with how they think and how it affects people.
I wanna do something with you that helped me. First, tell me every good thing about your relationship.

we've known each other for 2 years, we get each other's humour and personalities.

well at least i thought i did

my birthday was yesterday, she ghosted me like a week before my birthday

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rum cola and coffee

I wish I was at the summer cottage. Looks comfy t. other finn

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Vodka for me as well.
>why're you drinking?
I just felt like I needed to, and it's my only chance for this week. I just like browsing Jow Forums alone while drinking. It's calming. Although right now I'm pretty sad, considering how much of a fuck-up I am

See I thought I was going to have to list a bunch of strong counter arguments. If that's all it was then you'll absolutely be okay. Nothing of real value was lost

I'm sorry op, getting ghosted like that hurts really bad, just be glad you found out she was a pos now rather than in 5 years

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I just want her to talk to me. even if it's just to tell me it's over.

I've messaged her on steam, discord, I've even emailed her. I've told her I just want her to tell me it's over and that's we're done. the limbo of not being sure if we're on or off hurts the most.

I see her come online on steam sometimes only to go offline not even a minute later. fucking hurts man.

Only got a tiny bit of whiskey left but got some beer in. Radelberger it's called, might throw a few benzos into the mix to save time.

benzos mix well with alcohol?

Only up until you die

whiskey
listening to this
youtube.com/watch?v=3OSKt1biG8Y

Water from the tap

Good old corporation pop, nice

seems pretty ideal imo

>what're you drinking tonight Jow Forums?
A Guinness.
>Vodka for me tonight
Nice.
>why're you drinking?
Relax my back muscles.

drinking PBR; 16oz at a time
don't drink liquor anymore, was getting out of control. but when I did I preferred vodka and gin
drinking because alcoholic and abscessed tooth

I'm probably gonna pick up a few cans of Olde English from the gas station then order some take out that I can't afford
Time to head down the path of self destruction

Having a beer now. Waiting until I can sneak the 1.5L bottle of wine I bought into the house from my car.

Got back
Hey, they're 99 cents a can for a 24 oz! I picked up three!
I wish I could drink more than two before falling asleep but I had a nap today so maybe I can actually stay awake long enough for three cans.

Hell yeah, good haul user

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im just drinking miller lite until i pass out. had some pizza earlier and now im eating some snyders mini pretzels. comfy night in

Now to order my take out that I should not be ordering

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I just heard from someone else that she had been messaging someone else recently.

might be time to tie that noose again. last time I tried I pussied out but I wasn't as fucked up drunk then

I know that feel brother, that hurts more than anything else in my opinion. Why do they do this? What's wrong with them?

I'm not drinking tonight because no money for beer only for cigarettes.

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>no money for beer
What's stopping you from scrounging up a dollar and fifty cents from the couch and picking up a can of the strongest cheapest malt liquor your locally owned gas station has?

Vodka as usual
To relax
To cope with Jow Forums being a shithole rn
To cope with this board being a memey shithole full of summerfags not even giving proper advice to suffering robots
It only gets worse

Cheap but tasty beer.

Once I was rejected by a girl I liked on my birthday. And I feel like the girl I was texting with (and meeting a couple of times) is going to do so in following days. Feels bad man.

vodka's where it's at
i cant sleep and i have no friends so drinking is the best i've got. i haven't drunk in months and i don't wanna make it a habit but hell
brb gotta go my chicken is done

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WOOT enjoy pham

I'm drinking in a restaurant. Here's a suitably unidentifiable picture of the corner of the bathroom

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>have only 30 mL of rum left in the house
>swore that I wouldn't buy any more liquor until I pay off my loans

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2 liters of pic related

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that sounds like a lot, how u feeling

wtf are you alone or at a party? its 4 am

Buy absinthe in bulk and portion out generous amounts that taper off slightly per day. Like if you drink 12 drinks a day on average give yourself 14 for the first 2 days, then 13 for the next 2, then 12, etc.

Pssh it's like 12 drinks bro not that much

are you alone? you're probably from zagreb, if you want we can meet right now

Just came home from meeting with friends, drank alot before to socialize now at home getting waisted. idk i drink a bottle every day alone at home somthimes more (alcohol is too fucking cheap here), cant sleep when im not passed out. will move to a new place in august hope i will quit there my drinking habbits with a new friend cicle. all people think that i m really smart and evy me because of my career but i got alcohol problems since (drinking bottles eyery day) 16yo now 20. anyways how are you?

I guess it mostly depends on the amount of time you do it in

based guessposter

I've only been drinking cider for the last couple of hours so, yeah, taking a guess at what the liq that user posted was

I'm in the same boat user. Just started this week. Going to limit myself to once or twice a month. Tired of always feeling like shit in the morning and it really makes me lazy. I also don't want to end up like my parents.

Wasn't too bad during most of the week, but now I'm bored and want to drink again.

START WAKING UP WITH VODKA BULL IT WILL WAKE YOU UP!!!

Gin, pretty sure I just mentalcel-d myself.
Fuck...
I'm realizing I'm really similar to Elliott Roger, I'm a handsome guy, I'm 19 and I'm signing up for the army and have plans for my future, but I'm extremely lonely, and what good is a future if you have no one to share it with...
I've never had a girlfriend, I just got out of an all boys school and I'm very outgoing, perhaps TOO outgoing...

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What the Fuck... I just sit here alone at home, every night... Wishing I had a wife who could come talk to me... Tell me she needed me, tell me she was proud of me, tell me she can't wait to have a son who I could name after myself, but it's just a fantasy...

Heineken Its all I've got at the moment.

It's not sex I want, as much as it's emotional connection, something I've wanted for the longest time. I remember back when I was in public school, before got sent to my all boys boarding school, I remember watching other people date and live their lives, I watched the most beautiful girls fall in love with drug dealers and thugs while I was too awkward at the time to be charming for more than three minutes. And while I felt almost emotionally cucked by hearing of crush after crush have her virginity taken by a boy who would eventually leave her after a week, I eventually taught myself to not care, to not love. I knew my options were exhausted, and then it came, the best decision my parents ever made, sending me to an all boys military school. Then I had nothing to focus on but school. When I finally got out of that school, I over heard some gossip about how my middle school crush grew up to be a cocaine addicted whore. I didn't feel a thing, and I wasn't the least bit surprised, I was now in an entirely different world than them, but no matter it was a lonely world I was in.
Now wander the streets of this new town I live in, a ghost, unfamiliar to everyone, I watch others live their carefree and simple lives jealous, and yet not... It's been so long since I've admitted to myself my own emotions, but I finally realize it after all this time,... The feeling buried deep in my subconscious, it's a most sad and tragic jealousy. I'm jealous of the men I see on the streets with their beautiful girlfriends they take for granted, I'm jealous of the boys in my old high school that stole the heart of those girls, simply so they could get off, leaving them emotionally scarred, I know some of those girls will never love again. I think about what I would've done in their place, I know I would've respected those girls better, but it's too late now.
Earlier today I met one of the most beautiful girls I'd seen, she was sweet and charming...

...but after a while I got the feeling I made a bad impression on her. I planned to leave and while I did I heard about her plans to go smoke weed with her friends.
It was all too familiar, I knew what was going to happen tonight, she's probably having a one night stand with some Chad right now who won't even remember her name..
Why...I sure hope I don't have oneitis for a girl I barely know.
I hate having emotions, it's like the pyramid of fufilment, nothing satisfies me, cause all I can think abort is how empty I feel...
Funny thing is I later saw a thread on this board that was titled: "why didn't you talk to her user?"
Yeah...I could have dine better,... But something tells me this is my destiny, to have success and career, but never have what really matters...love... The story I tell is but one of many instances, and perhaps not the last...

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These all all by the same poster btw

nothing because i'm not of age to drink but old enough to smoke apparently???

tell me how to get alcohol easy pls[/spoiler

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Drinking a whiskey distilled from an irish ale.I've made an idol of my wasted youth.

Drinking a bottle of Cuervo now and have a bottle of cheap sparkling wine for later.

I'm the leader of a small team at work. Two of them, both older women. I have to yell at them because they aren't getting their daily workload done. It's an impossible workload, even if it were two young, able-bodied workers. But my boss is putting pressure on me for results that we're not getting and now I get to put pressure on my two employees. I tried to give it to them gently today and it didn't make a difference, so tomorrow I have to dig deep and be mean about it. Problem is, I'm a meek, introverted person that should never have been in this position anyways.

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Ask a homeless guy to buy it for you and give him a couple bucks

>8 shots deep
>Not even getting buzzed
>Just getting a splitting headache
Help

Drinking homemade umeshu.

It's just vodka and plums.

Fucking delicious.

Colt 45 and asahi (jap beer) it's a decent combo. Why? Because videagames and booze go hand and hand.

Mouthwash
Original

Hello chief.