If your body were to permanently morph and you only had ten seconds to choose between these two heights, which one would you pick?
5'1" vs. 6'10"
Brayden James
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Gabriel Gutierrez
6'10". Either get mocked for being short or get """mocked""" for being tall.
Mason Garcia
Don't excessively tall people die very young to heart conditions?
I'd choose 5'1" and just move to Argentina or something.
Eli Smith
Yes but very short people die from smelling farts all day
Jose Walker
>Yes but very short people die from smelling farts all day
What a way to go.
Jacob Price
They don't die very young. It's usually around their 60s and only if they're taller than 6'7"
6'10" but I'd rather not be either. I like my height
John King
Me too, user. oreganolio
Carson Lewis
6'10" no questions asked. Sure you'd die early from all the heart and bone problems but just imagine how much pussy you'd slay in that time. Even butt ugly guys can go chadmode with that kind of height.
Michael Perez
>tfw you're already 5'1
Adam Wright
It's extremely cute for girls, for guys it's a death sentence.
Ryan Adams
You'd also be more likely able to become a basketball player or something, which in turn would lead to more pussy.
Samuel Adams
>Tfw already 6'9.5" and round down instead of up
Justin Johnson
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Jaxon Lewis
Wow, I was about to ask if you could provide some proof. OP delivered.
Kevin Brown
Yep, no time stamp cause I'm not at home but I'm definitely not lying. I'd rather be like 6'5", this is a bit much
Brody Murphy
5'1 so that I could be a cute trap uwu
Josiah Perry
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>Article related. oreegeenall
Gavin Lopez
I play ball but my feet are flat which causes problems and I'm slow anyway. Would've been cool to make it pro though.
Ian Robinson
link to this pls ?
Matthew Russell
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Here you go. On the site, there's an option to compare up to six bodies as well.
Parker Cox
This
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Carter White
Kekeroni origonolli
Joshua Harris
6'10" for straight males
Adrian Gray
6'10
Why would anyone ever choose to be a manlet.
Justin Moore
Maybe if they were an aspiring trap. That's about the only possibility I can think of.
Chase Turner
I'm not buying the tall meme
>Had roommate
>6'10" trackstar
>Gets all the girs, sure
>but
>spends $300 on food EVERY WEEK
>I spend $10 a week
Jeremiah Torres
fucken kek thats the best manlet joke ive ever read
nah
Xavier Morales
>spends $300 on food EVERY WEEK
>I spend $10 a week
Tall men have superior earning power so I'm sure it's not an issue for him.
Noah Sullivan
>I spend $10 a week
>spending less than $2 dollars a day on food
My cat eats better than you.
Jose Sanchez
At that height you will get mocked though, but it will be like people mocking a (literal) troll for being ugly, you can still bash their heads in so it's ok.
Levi Fisher
Honestly a shitty joke, kill yourself
Gabriel Carter
I'm already 5'1" and I would go for 6'10" instantly. Being a hypermanlet is a social death sentence.
Angel Perez
>t. 5'1
Content blah blah
Jonathan Ross
They're honestly both disability tier. Hard to choose. I hardly leave the basement now so I'd probably go with 5'1.
Nicholas Price
Im actually 6'1", it's just a bad joke
Benjamin Lee
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