Tfw no gf to cook healthy meals for me

>tfw no gf to cook healthy meals for me

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>tfw gf only cooks stuff with cheese on it

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can someone explain this meme

>user i don't feel so good, i don't wanna go
>i don't to join zyzz

god why you do this to me Jow Forums

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>implying millennial women can cook

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capeshit meme. pay no mind

Could I get mod powers for a month to permaban all these fucking threads? I'll hand out isp range bans like candy.

>grow up dreaming of a wife that would cook a wide variety of meals
>all of my gal friends' cooking skills don't go anywhere beyond pastas, scrambled eggs and pancakes from a boxed mix
>I know one that who doesn't know how to cook a steak
I'm 22.

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Modern men cook better then modern women. FACT

>Modern
Always, the best cook were always men.

How much more porn until I become gay? I need to at this point.

Its fucking true. I have always been the cook in past relationships. How do you find woman who can cook actual meals? not only healthy instagram fitness shit but good housewive stuff too

>tfw gf who always cooks healthy meals for me and keeps track of my calories

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>>tfw no gf

>no gf to cook healthy meals for me
>so instead I just do it myself
>learn about pretty much all of the lore
>try out keto, but then advance to even weirder crap
>digest sciences, nutrition journals and more
>talk to vegetarian fags and people of other alignments
>at the end, no woman can even hold a candle to my own cooking (not very tasty but cant be even more nutritious more or less)

Yea, sometimes a bad thing can become a really good thing.

have you guys ever looked at a couple being cuddly and happy and just thought ''i could never do it im too cold''

>tfw mummy cooks healthy meals with lots of broccoli
:D

Im cuddly af

My dad is 175cm and im 174, Jesus. He has a better face and hair then me, fuckt my mom and put me inside her, left her and kept fucking around. My dad is 8/10, could have been 9-10/10 if not being a manlet

wrong thread, manlet

>tell new gf what I usually eat
>"OMG user no, I'll cook you stuff from now on, okay? I'm not very good but I'll try my best!"
>mfw she wants to cook for me and clean my apartment because she's OCD about cleaning

Only downside is she's a 5'4 grill that's 6 years older than me

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>2018
>woman knowing how to cook
GOOD FUCKING LUCK

>5"4 girl
>downside
excuse me?

>no shortstack gf to cuddle and watch animal documentaries with

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Filthy womanlet genes.

I'm 6'1, I want my sons to be space marine sized

Am I doing this right?

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Women don’t actually know how to cook unless it’s your mom.

holy fucking shit I hope that's not real
that's the worst fuckin thing I've ever seen

I don't know how to interact with women

Jesus christ user what the fuck were you thinking

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send her a pic of your fully erect doggy lipstick

trying too hard user, dial it back

Complaining on the interwebs wont help you either

Ignore everybody else user, I laughed. 10/10.
Hope you're not actually trying to get laid though.

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