Have you been able to out Chad your father?

lmao, are you trying to say that a 5'10 dude who's been in such hits as "suicide squad" and "fast and furious" has outchadded his 6'4 dad who not only starred in some of the greatest western movies of all time but then went on to direct, produce and star in great movies of his own.

My dad was a prisoner in a bosnian concentration, a frail men due to starvation, but they let him leave, he went to the EU as a non-rapist refugee then moved to america to start a new life, he hardly spoke english and worked for minimum for years, his younger cousin got a education and started a soon to be successful business making my father go from making around 12k a year to 70k,

He is smoking and working himself to death, won't be surprised if he dies within the next 1-5 years, but he is doing it for me, he was never a Chad, but he is going to do it all so I can become a Chad.

I can't let him down and not become a Chad, now can I?

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>6'4, oscar winner actor, producer, director
>5'11 manlet

my father
>6'3"
me
>5'9"

I won't even proceed on comparing him and me in other terms like women or profession. So far I'm shit against him.

>tfw 28
>tfw time's running out

Bulgarian here - know that feel bro

Scott's clearly trying to hide his own hairline with that little fringe thing he's got going on. Clint has his hairline on full display and doesn't give two shits about trying to hide it.

That's to be respected user.

Yeah, and I hate it

>Dad never taught me any technical skills whatsoever
>Is completely cowardly when confronted on any hard topics
>Never takes any ownership for his own shitty tendencies; gambling, being a dumbass after a few drinks and using that as an excuse
>Never lifted anything in his damn lift
>Unironically uses the word meathead
>Cheated on my mom, won't address his own problems that led him to do that
>Has terrible posture, is socially autistic, etc.

It really sucks trying to carve out a good relationship with my dad. No son wants to ever unintentionally out-Chad his Dad. I want to have respect for him, and I act like it, but I don't always feel it. I never wanted to out-Chad anyone. I want to uplift all the people in my life.

If any of you pray, say one for user's Dad.

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>tfw no poppa

At the very least, when you have children, you'll be able to pass on the sorts of things you want him to pass to you, perhaps allowing some reconciliation on the matter.

No.
My dad is super manly, he is a firefighter for 30 years of perfect service, amazing muscle structure, intelligent, witty, always missed at parties and such.

I am still a fat loser. He always makes fun of me as his worst son and calls me 'pitiful'. He says that 'he regrets getting an erection when he went into a burning building on the night I was conceived, because the smoke clearly made his sperm retarded'. Sometimes as a joke he leaves a firehose outside my room with a label that says 'pudding hose' or something retarded.

I am his hated disgrace.

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Dad
>soccer team captain
>class delegate
>always Jow Forums
>countless of one night stands
>friends that would literally fight by his side and stand by him today
>scored big titty blonde wife
>highschool dropout
>currently owns company
>moved from being poor to high class

Me
>quiet
>obese most part of life and currently
>only had 2 gfs
>losing contact from friends
>current gf is chubby latina
>second attempt at uni and failing
>literally can't maintain savings
>moving steadily from high class to future NEET

It's going to be nearly impossible.

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Stop whining online like a little bitch ahahahaha. Fucking faggot.

Same brah except dad is from El Salvador and him and his brothers managed to steal a fuckload of money that commies we’re going to use to buy guns from Nicaraguans to get their citizenship, pretty sure my dad killed them to get it.

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Help him quit smoking.

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Clint Eastwood is to numale basedboys what Marilyn Monroe is to HAES tumblrinas

Come on user's, if losing weight is the problem just lose it. It's not hard

>my Dad
>>closet homo
That makes him a bisexual my dude.

>qt azn gf

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>I want to uplift all the people in my life.
Bad philosophy, people don't want to be uplifted user. The best you can do is be a positive role model and hope they follow suit.

>asked dad if we could lift together
>he didn't want to lift with me even though we both lift

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Why tho?

I salute your dad, make him proud user

are you CROATIAN or not biatch?

LOL

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You
>fat larper who doesn't lift at all
>too fat and out of shape to play any sport let along a gay sport like rugby
>no gf at all
Kys you incel faggot before I find you and beat you

no buli pls..

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Father
>witty bantmaster
>top tier choir, drama, and football in HS, went to state/national/international for all 3
>took forever to get through university since he had to work the whole time
>functional alcoholic and tobacco user
>dead of cancer at 44

Me
>ascended beta, still carry emotional scars from father's death and brutal bullying over severe acne
>did academic decathlon in HS (lol)
>can get women easily, but have trouble keeping them
>took forever to get through university because of depression
>want to be Jow Forums so I never abandon my children, but also seemingly snakebit by implausibly bad luck

Guess we'll see how it evens out in the long run. My dad didn't even lift, so I've got him there.

I don't think I ever will be able to.

>Dad born in '48
>Classic American upbringing: Marine father, caring mother, raised in midwestern America in the 50's, had a paper route, dad taught him the simple underpinnings on how to be a man
>by the time he was 25 or so he had been lifting for years, wasn't afraid to fight for what was right (figuratively and literally), had a great body and mind, had to literally fend the ladies off with a stick
>he's 70 now and could still physically defeat the average dude in a fight, and could probably take on 20 basedboys at once still
>He has slept with over 400 women
>ran his own businesses
>Retired, not tied down to a bitchy wife, enjoys his days happy and working on the house or his cars

>Be me, 27
>fat but working on it
>slept with only 7 girls
>have handled myself in fights but have gotten my ass kicked too
>dont know what I want to do in life
>not sure if I'm even smarter than my dad because im pretty sure the internet and video games have turned me into a half-ass aspie

Time is running out but I'm going to try guys.

What?
Keep your autism off/fit
I bet your going to that Thailand meet up to fuck tranny you degenerate.

HAHAHA YOU FUCKING LOSER.
Even your dad hates you.
Kys faggot

Shut up basedboy

Not yet, I did grow taller than him (I'm about 6'4" whereas he's around 6'1"), I'd say we are pretty equal in looks though it's hard to say and desu feels weird to think about that.

>Father is a succesful surgeon and very respected in his field, makes a shitton of money
>I'm in med school so we'll see how it turns out, I'd say it's pretty unlikely I'll significantly out-Chad him professionally

>Father was a rather successful athlete, won national championships and shit
>I did sports until around 17 yo, wasn't as good as him but since have become bigger and stronger than he ever was. I think being an actual athlete is pretty chad tho

So yeah, he truly is an inspiration and someone to look up to.

My dad's great, I try to emulate and improve on him, and look to his experience for my own benefit. I only wish i could run as well as he could I'm a few seconds off each time.

>dad
Star quarter back of hs football team. General surgeon. Married a religious virgin. Tons of friends

>me
22 year old friendless khv that hopes he doesn't wake up every night.

Not but I work on it to do it within the next 5 years.

Dad
>Just turned 60
>Tall, built fat
>Got himself from lower-middle to upper-middle class through hard work
>Slept with a bunch of hot women
>Now completely family-oriented

Me
>Slightly smaller
>Probably smarter but less charismatic/outgoing
>On track to be upper-middle class as well in 5 years or so
>Slept with some cute girls

I'm very slightly out-chadded, but I could make up ground with the right moves

I... I lift more than him though.. a-at least..

My dad is a 6'1" manlet, mom is 5'11" with dad and brothers all over 6' 5". Bastard never stood a chance

t. coping nigger without a father

No you don't you lying piece of shit. He doesn't want to lift with you because you can't even do 2pl8. He is so embarrassed by your weak feminine appearance he drinks alot at night to help him cope.
You are a disappointment to him.

>dad: 6'4'', fit farmboy, an heroed when i was like 2
>me: 5'10'', gymfit
THANKS ALOT DAD

Sorry loser NEET. I have a dad unlike you you degenerate bastard

looks wise yeah

notch count, not even close

wow, you failed miserably user

I squat 250 equipped and 187,5 for 4 raw. Disappointment? Yes. Drinking to cope? Possibly.

>Azn gf
Yikes

anyone else read this in a slav accent?

Your father should have died in the camp,Islamic eurotrash dog.

Yes, mostly because he let himself go. My mother is better looking than me tho.

On one hand,a Hispanic trash family went to live in the west but on the other hand,your father killed communists. Eh

Dad
>5ft8
>skinny his whole life with little muscle
>became a teacher in a position which is very well payed in my country
>never big into sports but physically active
>smart but spergs out fast
>orderly and organized since always
>had some experience with women but probably never had it easy to get them

Me
>pale as fuck, naturally a bit more muscular then my father
>doing martial arts since 8 years
>5ft10
>unorganized and chaotic but more relaxed generally
>can sperg out fast though
>had some experience with women but I don't feel I have it easy to get them

Idk, seems pretty even. No big steps down, no big steps up

Kys now you worthless piece of shit.

dad
>dead

me
>alive

i win

I love you user, it might not be a fatherly love. But love none the less

>Tfw great grand father was an American 1 star general who has pictures of him with Richard Nixon, Truman, and MacArthur
>Come from family of laywers, high rankijg officers, and university professors as well
>I'm just some 20yr 160lbs 5'11" skinnyfag and nerd who does nothing but play vidya and work menial jobs
>Most of the people in my line were doing
great things at my age meanwhile I only have the dream of great things
Feels bad man

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I appreciate it, I love you too, user.

lol calmate kid
wtf

Jow Forums is for well thought insults not you sperging when the med drawer is empty.

>Jow Forums is for well thought insults.
No it's not you shitstain.
Go back to r e d d i t you ugly autist

>dad: para in the army for 22 years, worked with the SAS + was a great football player. 5'10"
>me: 6'2" NEET with no accomplishments
ez win boys

My dad told me that I was officially a man when I defeated him in single combat

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The whole fiasco messed him up badly, he smokes to calm his nerves, I am trying, but I think getting him into a psychiatrist office would do a great deal to help him.

Thanks user

Bosnian

Starvation didn't work, try shooting them next time.

I'm atheist whilst also american so those insult don't make any sense.

Here's your (you) though.

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Lol i can tell you're a beta.

Lmao tell your dad to go back to the pit

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All these fathers raising shitty sons with nothing to show in life but vidya and internet. Chad's don't raise shitty children, your dad's are actually Brads.

user did you just call your mom a "big titty blonde"?

o they do
just like bum fathers raise chads

Chads don’t raise their kids at all

That’s what betas live for

Lol nice try. I can tell you're a virgin and fat.

I mean I'm a better person than him so idk

You can't call yourself Chad if you can't raise your sons to follow in your footsteps and become a man. It's the final, most important test.

No you're not.

maybe he's not your father?

My father is working himself into an early grave because he married an abusive cunt
I out chadded him at 18

>tfw my father saw my shirtless cutting the grass
>"you look way better than me at your age son"
>"but i still had more pussy than you do now"

T-thanks dad

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Exact same situation with me brother, trying to lift myself up to his standard and then ill hopefully be set

>Getting roasted by your father
Priceless

D....d....dad , is that you?

>this much beta hamstering

LMAO your life

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You’ll be fine. Just fucking work out get a nice job and show him all his work was not in vain. Your problem is that you think you have to endure what he did. If so get incredibly jacked.

wtf lmao. your dad really hates you

No

Im bigger than him and he always compliments my physique and is really proud of me, but its still not as alpha as his childhood

basically he was a regional champion boxer and would go around street fighting a lot, which is just what people did in the soviet union, and basically always won, even 1v2 and 1v3

truth be told I get into fights sometimes just to try to live up to his name but I lose sometimes, and cant fight well when Im outnumbered so I feel like a bitch. Shouldve taken boxing lessons desu

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Take the fucking hint

My dad

> extremely book-smart
> worked in corporate law for 20 years in New York
> has turned $200k worth of savings into millions through wise investments
> exceptionally healthy for his age
but
> permanently medicated for depression
> very few male friends or drinking buddies
> never interested in lifting
> never taught me how to ‘be a man’ in the typical ways
> told me straight up that he thinks my brother is more intelligent than I am

Me

> decent lifts
> good cardio
> lots of m8s and have generally good banter
> rowed at uni, not naturally athletic but worked like a dog and did okay
> earn twice the national average wage irrespective of age at 24yo
> few one night stands, body count 19
> never had a long-term GF

Sometimes I don’t understand my old man, but I think he’s a good guy deep down who has more than his fair share of demons.

I hope one day that I’ll be more chad than him financially, mentally and physically.

>grandfather (died when i was 2) was an extremely intelligent man, came from a long line of doctors
>first person to teach fisiology of sex in spain, so you know he could please the ladies
>huge wile in his prime, (almost) always won fights
>absolute ladies man
>had 7 kids
>religious, family fought for nationalists in Spanish civil war
>fascist to the core

>my dad (59) never finished uni, never found his way in life, working at a bank for the last 30 years
>above average intelligence, never related to people but not autistic. Has no need for friends, but can hold conversations with anyone
>had read thousands of books. Was addicted to reading like a neckbeard to vidya
>loved women, has slept with hundreds
>always lived under his fathers shadow, always lost debates to him and descended in social status (very painful for my classist family)
>atheist/agnostic since a young age
>not nationalist
>married an 18 year old virgin model from the states, only had two kids
>was skinny well into his 20s, was always good at sports
>got into fights often

>be me (19)
>taller than my dad
>also skinny but slowly getting big
>never been in a fight but brown belt in karate
>struggled with depression but found my way
>terrible in school, just like my dad
>have had two (ex)gfs, lost virginity with the second one but intend to look for the right woman to bear my children instead of sleeping around
>want to have plenty of kids
>religious
>antisocial but far from autistic, have friends and go to parties sometimes
>starting to challenge my father intellectually when we talk about politics
>my dad says i remind him of his father (at least ideologically)
>better looking than my father
>falangist
>i want to be a carpenter so ill never give my dad the satisfaction of rising in status

I feel like I'm on my way to join my ancestors in Chadhalla

Your dad sounds like a dumb drunken degenerate. I suggest you stop trying to follow in his footsteps before you end up dead in the streets or in jail for manslaughter

Dumb slav

Father
>5'7
Me
>6'1

Not to say he's not the man

Fuck off kike

Cos he posts dumb frog pictures on the internet

Femdom in pretty cuck-ish, Jow Forums aside.