>Last year, the IOC purchased 450,000 condoms just for the games which was enough latex for each Olympian to have sex about 37 times. They learned their lesson from the London games in 2012, when the athletes went through 100,000 condoms in the first week and the IOC had to place an emergency order for more.
Life of MegaChad
Jack Lee
Hunter Lee
>tfw you will never experience the Olympic orgy
Charles Cook
>still thinking 37 per olympian is enough
Logan Martinez
Fuck the olympics. I'm glad that signs point to them going away.
Gavin Jones
These are olympic athletes, extremely fit people in the prime of their lives who are probably insanely high-t
Joshua Cruz
God imagine all the genetically incredible children born if they had no condoms.
Gabriel Sullivan
This is the shit that makes me want to go ER.
Jonathan Jones
If I were president, I'd start an olympic athlete breeding program
Benjamin Mitchell
I used to enjoy the olympics as wholesome until I learned what goes on behind the scenes. I just feel like a cuck watching now.
Evan Roberts
How would that work? Would it be based on categories or something?
Like would you breed all the swimmers to create a
race of seal people? Or just generally fitness?
Jeremiah Gray
Only allow medal-earning olympic athletes of the same race to breed with each other.
Doesn't matter which sport they compete in.
Lincoln Campbell
>2016 summer olympics
>17 days
>11,544 participants
>2.17 so 2.2 times a day of protected sex by provided condoms for each athlete as theoretical maximum
but if we presume 100k is the standard week rate we get an actual number of 243000 condoms used and the average athlete having sex 1.23 times a day
so not all that much really
>genetically incredible
what is outbreeding depression for 500 alex
most athletes probably have a stable non-athlete bf/gf for reasons too obvious to state
and since any kind of std has the possibility of completely ending your career, unprotected sex with strangers is a really bad idea
Caleb Miller
Exactly this. Can't watch any sport now knwing about this shit.
Adrian Flores
is this trolling or they really fuck that much? do they provide hookers ? or fuck other athletes?
Dominic Davis
like other normies they probably fuck whoever they are dating
James Miller
Henry Morales
excersise releases the same hormones as the act of having sex, which is why people crave sex after working out.
Of course, you actually have to have had sex in the first place for your body to know it wants this, so don't get on that treadmill just yet, robots.
Jeremiah Evans
Is this really the state of modern society and sports? Fucking degenerates. Nuclear war can't come soon enough.
Joshua Sanders
wow, I can imagine qt athlete getting teamed by a group of chads
Parker Jackson
None because it's probably all gay athletes fucking one another.
Joseph Williams
Only if say runners are fucking runners. What is optimal in one sport is a curse in another.
Austin Richardson
What is this in reference to? Originally.
Charles Martinez
Just the OP. I don't want to watch chads and stacies that go on to have orgies after the events. It used to be fun until I realized this is what happens.