I CANT STOP SHITTING WTF THIS IS THE FIFTH TIME TODAY WTF IS WRONG WITH ME

I CANT STOP SHITTING WTF THIS IS THE FIFTH TIME TODAY WTF IS WRONG WITH ME

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Neck yourself, that should stop it real fast

What did you eat Taco bell , pickles what

Try doing that for two days in a row, then for whatever reason not shitting for a week.

I wonder what I did to deserve such punishment.

Why the fuck are you erect while shitting, you turbo fag?

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eat some fiber u dumbass

I got kajeestered on tequila

>He doesnt know how to stimulate his prostate and have a handsless orgasm while shitting

HOLY FUCK DUDE I KNOW

I SHIT 4 TIMES TODAY AND THATS NOT NORMAL SINCE I USUALLY SHIT ONCE EVERY THREE DAYS


SEND HELP

Whenever I get my period I shit a lot. Like several times a day no matter what I eat. For the whole week. So fuck you, at least it doesn't happen every month.

> doesnt eat cheese to shore up her boipussi before period

Why are you shitting while wearing socks but no pants?

it's 2018 get over it there are actual girls on the internet

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ugh youre so fucking disgusting... even my clit is bigger than your dick, lol!

nice pp ;)
small and cute!

i got an IUD about a month ago and my period's almost here. my period shits have started early and i'm fucking miserable.

Hahaha tiny PENIS!!!
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Would you rather have what I have? I shit 5-10+ times a day, no matter what I eat. If I take kratom, it stops, but the government is trying to make kratom a fucking felony. Can't wait to get back to my luxurious lifestyle!!

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wouldn't that just make you shit everywhere?

Actually Im fit and have fucked 46 girls. Everyones legs look like that sitting dumbass

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Nice larps lads, post bussies

Thanks :)

Its way more comfortable than keeping your pants around your ankles