REMINDER WOMEN LIKE CHUBBY GUYS

I am a fatty you retard. Had a gorgeous girl for 4 years. have been cutting since we broke up, because no matter what you get as a fattie in terms of girls ALWAYS gets better when youre Zac effron cut. Which for me will be golden.

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if you're in the market for cute weeb girls, 9 times out of 10 they like chubby guys. I'm a Jow Forums wee/a/boo and all my pudgy nerd friends get cute gf's

>me and two other fit friends from college "competeing" who can get this girl first
>am bearmode alpha as fuck 6'3
>other two are twinks but good looking no homo and above 6' aswell
>girl is this stacy with a big ass
>it goes on for months
>one of twink friends is getting closer to her
>he starts saying she is a virgin and inexperienced and does not want a relationship or date or anything
>we belive him
>weeks later
>see the thot with a chubby manlet with a neckbeard
>twink friend that got close to her almost started crying
why even lift fit?

it's literally 80% personality, I swear to god. It just so happens many Jow Forumsfags have the personality of a cardboard box and that's why there's so many >tfw no gf threads.

That’s probably because you have no social skills.

Just become a bloatlord best of both worlds.

the fox and the grapes

LMAO I know this girl. Sam Hyde took her virginity in both holes at the ripe age of 15. Doesn't your statement ia correct though. Most girls are attracted to ottermode.

IMPLYING WE DO IT FOR

FUCKING

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMEN
GET OFF MY BOARD YOU GOD DAMN INCEL NORMAL FAG

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this, op is never gonna make it

true

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This. Who the fuck lifts to impress others? You should be lifting to better yourself, not to gain the approval of some broad.

isnt that samhydes girlfriend

this 100%

Women who prefer dad bods etc are the same as women who like basedboys, they are quasi abusive and looking for somebody who won't object to being pushed around and told what to do b/c they know they can't leave the relationship. That shit is a massive red flag.

Retard

menshealth.co.uk/healthy/women-are-happier-with-less-attractive-men-says-science

Can't share pics to prove due to loyalty, but currently with a smoking hot(average chest but fat ass) nerdy health nut who digs on my chubby ass. She constantly rubs my stomach and love handles to remind me she likes them, kisses them, and when we're making out about to get ready for the fuckin' she takes my shirt off first. She digs the chub, and the pounds of thrust behind each impact she gets. Pretty good.

>>twink friend that got close to her almost started crying
Chill out guys. Some people just wanna get their beak wet. Don't take yourselves too seriously.

Who wants a strong, secure woman? (Also read bitch)

>In the survey, a group of 113 newly-wed couples were rated on their individual looks and found that if the male was less attractive than his wife, he was more willing to make an effort – shower her in gifts, do the chores around the house, improve his grooming habits and even work on his performance in the love nest.
The stereotype is true. They fuck their brains out until they want to get married and after that they pick a loser to do shit for them their whole lives. One more thing to add to this shit is that women don’t like competition. If the guy she is dating is more attractive it means that he can easily fuck other girls. If she is the attractive one she has the upper hand. You don’t want to ‘shower her with gifts’? Tough shit brah, Andrew over there is thirsty as fuck and would do anything to fuck her. She knows it, you know it and suddenly you are in a vicious circle.

>the shit you read on body dysmorphia board i mean Jow Forums
paste your potato face on a 'perfect' body and see why girls don't care as much about your bod as they do about face/eyes.
Both is nice, but good looking shits on body aesthetics. Unless you're a gay male trying to impress other gay males, then there's no hope for you.

So true...
And op faty is just trying to feel better...

She's lying, OP.

How many "ALL WOMEN PREFER X TYPE OF MAN" threads do we have to go through to make you all realize that yes, some women like chubby guys
some women don´t
some women like black guys
some women don´t
there is no formula or thing that "all women want" and thinking that is what keeps you from having a stable, loving relationship with someone that cares about you.
It also displays a concerning inability to empathize with women as human beings but I guess few people here are too concerned with that anyways

I miss her

“We like cuddling! Muscles are disgusting! We don’t like men who are obsessed with the gym! We want to look better than the man!” they would say.

At this point, I started getting annoyed with their behavior, and asked them the following question:

“What type of man are you looking for?”

They paused for a second, and replied “Well, obviously a nice guy that’s going to treat us with respect, and who can communicate in a way that does not offend us.”

At this moment, I had a big smirk on my face, knowing damn well that what I was about to say next would cause them to flip out.

“So then why do you cheat on your boyfriends for asshole guys like me?” I exclaimed.

They were silent for a few seconds, and then suddenly went full bitch mode.

“You’re such an asshole, Alex! You don’t talk to a lady like that! Go fuck yourself! You don’t know what a woman likes!” they screamed.

Of course, their words didn’t faze me.

I just sat there in a calm and collected fashion, as I sipped on my cool glass of lemonade.

After about 5 minutes of them ranting at me, I cut them off and said “So when are we fucking? Next Tuesday or next Saturday?”

They quickly glanced at each other, as their eyes and mouths widened.

“What did you just say???” they barked.

“You heard me. Are we fucking next Tuesday or next Saturday?”

Interestingly enough, they started giggling and eventually began playing my game.

They would say things like “You are so bold! You are so bad! You are something else!”

Just as expected, they were coming on to me.

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No they don't you fuck. I was a chubby fuck my entire life until I lost all the fat last year. I lost my virginity last year too. No one wants to sleep with a fat guy

>Women don't like chubby guys.
t. virgin

It's not your fat, sweetie. It's your butt-ugly shit-tier personality. Shit man, not even your dog likes you.

self insert fan fiction, great stuff

50 shades of Fit - The breakout novel of user Anonymous

>Taking anything said on this board or any Jow Forums board seriously

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>pretending its all a joke to everyone and nobody is ever serious on this board
it must be great in that glass house of yours

I can't tell if this is cope or propaganda. In either case you're talking out your ass if you don't have proof, which you don't. So I'm gonna keep working out and burning the fat.

That's right, screw empathy towards women. What empathy are we to show towards people with so different understanding that they universally shittalk their own friends behind their backs?

Lurk moar and learn to greentext newfag.

Just shower three times a day and the women will be all over you.

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Not true.

I hang out with cute girls at work and school, and they talk non stop about how they hate fat people and constantly mock them.

Holy shit you guys are retarded, girls like dome guys DESPITE them Boeing chubby, and they might not like you even if you are fit if you are ugly or an autist/dickhead, being fit (and by that I don't mean those monster mass bodybuplder type, but the athletes type) helps but it's not the only thing that counts, it's that fucking easy.
Have you ever heard dome chick saying "mmm i like that guy, if only he didn't have a sixpack..." or " oh wow look at user over there with his fat gut sticking out, it's so hot!" ? Of course not.