Contemplative Dog Edition
Have you had dreams about him yet?
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I have dreams about him pretty often but I'm too scared to say anything to him, I know he's attracted to me, but he's normie and we're very different people emotionally.
>send pics he asks for
>says nice thinks about them and me
I'm going to send lots of uwu and owo to him
what colour pansu are you wearing cutey boy
He's an old friend irl who I've drifted apart from. I see him at gatherings occasionally and he always hugs me and compliments me but he's a normal fag and I'm an unstable sad man. I know it will never work out even if we're mutually physically attracted to each other so I'm too scared to try.
Maybe keep it to yourself for now. If you don't know how to deal with the situation then just maintain till you figure it out. I wish you luck. Also norman out reee
>no anime OP pic
>huge list of rules
you're making me nervous
i had a dream. it was nice. too nice. it was hard waking up.
Things are gonna change around here fuckboy. Don't make a move or I'll blow your goddamn head off
can't you go gentrify, I don't know, fucking /his/ or something
so deep.
but I know what you mean
BOYS WEARING PANSU
BOYS WEARING PANSU
BOYS WEARING PANSU
ITS MY FAVOURITE THING IN THE WHOLE WORLD
sooo, how's everybody doing tonight?
iktf tbqh family
No can do pal, this place needs fixin up and thats not up for discussion
short version, i was on the train going to class and then a bunch of people from high school i don't talk to anyone got on board
and /he/ was there too. so we were just with each other and talking and the lights went off and the train stopped. and i reassured him everything was gonna be okay.
and then i woke up.
please stop trying to give my thread cancer
I'll keep the AIDS to a minimum I promise. If I fuck anything up I'll stop
How about... boxer shorts? Plaid boxer shorts. All day at home. Nice and roomy. Plenty of room for a fat package. Swinging freely under the fabric. Just barely hidden from sight. It could peek out at any moment. Why would he bother putting on pants? You're both guys right. It's no big deal if you see. Why would you even be looking down there, haha.
Can any of you make a vocaroo please?
Walking into the grand wide open I sprint with my heart fluttering above my head, and I see it, the true light shining from above fulfilling my deepest soul, my hautest crevices, and I see the horizon beyond the abysses poignant glare, winking towards me to come user, and rise up, and be not bewildered by the breath of the sensations storm, nor the trepidatious wretch that is the firey fog of an ill neglected want, but forswear, need, and love of triumphant glory shall carry me past all rivers of defeat, and I shall live the rest of my days as a cosmic champion, and rue each day, and rule each week, and fly to the tops of the hidden mountain, and plant my flag, as the one of many kings, whos footsteps graced this earth, and whos unsatiable thirst and hunger, was not abated
scarily accurate to how most of my dreams go, my dreams are almost always really pleasant so waking up hurts just that much more.
Also what's up with people from high school showing up in my dreams? it happens so often
"pupperdoggo" plus 14kb of strictures and injunctions is not good
please don't repeat the classic imageboard failure mode where everyone starts off not giving a shit about [site/board/thread], posts there for amusement, realizes that it's generating value, and fucking murders each other trying to gain ultimate control over the Content Mill
well i'm like 19, and high school was the last time i talked to people
so that's why for me.
after the dream i messaged (like 7am) really upset. and then i sent "yikes" bc i released i sent a lot of emotional stuff.
i think i asked to leave class early that day.
Wrong thread dude. Why are you asking us for this?
>tfw no bf to cool off with after being in texas heat
that is to say "i messaged the guy i liked"
I don't care what people post beyond being/assisting the cancer. Lots of threads here get fucked because half the page is kryst and people responding to him or Jow Forumscucks throwing chum in the water and people eating it up. Small push at the start of a thread, let people know what brand of AIDS to avoid and then I leave it at that. I guess theres slippery slope potential but there should be no reason to expand the do not reply list.
If its bad then I'll just stick to the proper format without the list
and why would i do that when you have spent the last half hour talking about how you are not to be trusted? you first then ill return the favour. and you know, ladies first.
Northeastfag who's dies when it's above 75 when sunny and 80 cloudy, what's considered Texas heat, texas comfortable, and texas cold?
what's with including traps though, they're cuteboy-culture-adjacent
Why did you want someone to do this anyway?
The main reason this /r9gay/ sucks is the excessive amount of weebs and anime pics.
Why the fuck there are some many waifus on a gay thread? At least post some bara instead
nope, right here. still putting my high tops on.
it's a calm 70 around here. incredibly cool. and yet an unneeded 90 in dallas, texas right now.
i'm lucky i escaped all those many years ago.
An argument can be made that they're close enough to the edge of "feminine" that you wouldn't call them gay in the same sense as standard men. But since its an edge case I'll remove it next time
what is this new meme where anons come in and desperately act like bullies because they crave attention?
r9gay used to be nice but now there's these attention whore trip/avatar fags everywhere spewing their fetish shit all over these threads.
Texas is a weird fucking state when it comes to weather. Cold would be like when it's
It'll clear up in September hopefully. First time I've actually looked somewhat forward to September des. speaking of September... youtube.com
Texas doesn't seem like a very nice place to live desu.
a pose like this will do for the photo, thank you.
if you want Nap, @ him next time.
I don't know what's worse, the anons who have inspired others to take it up or the anons who STILL give them (you)s
I just want summer to be over.
everybody hates bara because it's terrible so they're rebranding it as "gei comi" now, did you not get the memo
>literally just straight-up katakana
absolutely hilarious
>inspired others to take it up
What could he mean by this?
Keep a community around for a while and then the shit will slowly start to infest it. Always happens on this site.
thank you so much user!
why wouldnt I? I want to hear how my writing sounds from the voice of another, let me know if you would be interested in reading something else I wrote
It isn't. That's why I wish I had someone to suffer through it with.
>At least post some bara instead
go to gaygen on /lgbt/, thats all they do
also, I like how they've realized that even with a full-on establishment push against the most agreeable population on earth, it still won't sell, so they've started cutting their losses and drawing just extremely jacked bishies
Wordy run-on sentences are kind of a mouthful, but I guess I wouldn't mind reading some more.
Are you the user that was asking for a creative writing partner the other day?
But why come to r9gay to ask for a voice for your writing?
Also spare us please, your style seems to be excessively flowery and overly descriptive. Its clunky basically. No fun to read
Why the hell did this post get deleted?
i'm taking measures to make my hair look better.
thank you for your patience with me.
>he's a janitor
>on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power and control he wilI ever have in his pathetic life
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parent's house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket >he will never have a girIfriend
>he will never have any friends
stop edgeposting and go and take some panty shots like we agreed.
Get fucked anyways retard. Don't come back this time.
THANK YOU MOD
JANITOR
WHICHEVER YOU ARE
MODS=GODS
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
at least you didn't say "based"
I am willing to potentially pay you in panty shots if you pester the higher-ups to add emoji support
I know, "it'll be hard to code"- it won't, it'll be easy. Please, bend their ears on this. I want emojis.
Learn to control yourself you raging monkey.
You're out of luck for now.
>ironic weeb anime
No, kill yourself
Also, please unfuck Unicode support on the board. I want to be able to post shitty boxdrawing cartoons here.
it's not ironic. people make fun of how nagai draws people but that's literally just caricature, they're fucking retarded and they don't even know
>the bars go top-bottom not left-right
Solid song but what the fuck does this mean
the black bars on either side
I made a crappy little tune for you, thanks
dont listen though its really bad ...
vocaroo.com
yep I was that was me
Almost every other day I have dreams about my best friend. It's rough. Does anyone here know how to redirect your feelings towards someone who would actually consider dating you?
Guys I found this great new place where we can post about our sexuality all we want!!! Its called I love it
but can i post about being British there too?
or do i have to go to for that?
Im not sure, you should go there and ask them :/
just baka if you don't carefully dissect each post into three-word blocs and post each one on an appropriate board, linking each one to the next and using a script to make sure the timestamps are sequentially correct
>No fun to read
Just because you can't read well doesn't mean my writing is bad.
>excessively flowery and overly descriptive
That is a huge complement and exactly what im going for. Who are some writers you like?
Nine minutes. I'm going to listen to the whole thing.
Are you still looking for a writefriend?
Hey wait a minute! Aren't we also supposed to go to for advice! What the fuck! I thought people post advice threads on r9k all the time1!11
>just baka
I didn't know about this word filter
>do not respond to avatarfags
but you guys do, literally every time
totally not my fault
>Asking for simple advice
>Making 3000th general this week about how much you wanna suck dick
Totally the same thing
>yfw they push all the ronery threads into Jow Forums but then strip out the advice function
honestly, the amazing thing is that this board doesn't have a higher body count
>Just because you can't read well doesn't mean my writing is bad
I've got extremely high reading comprehension. You can hand me anything and I can read it no issue
>That is a huge complement and exactly what im going for.
As long as you know what you're doing then continue.
>Who are some writers you like
I don't read. Atleast I don't read books enough to have a favorite author. Sorry but I'm a pleb
Would much appreciate you trying this one bud, if your'e still here. It definitely helps to hear it, very very rough drafts/experiments:
I, lurking in the shadows; tehehehe, the angels of satan stoke the fiery flames of earth; the embers under pressure, toss and turn, billow, willow, pillow, burn; eventually all out; I saw the smallest dog stray at night, and was crushed, the sadness of the families lost, ignorant and innocent in the cruel dark world all alone "whats wrong with you?", "I think ive seen everything clearly, I think "let the others be real, I will be fake, I will revel in my fakeness
I contained so much worry I was pure stress itself, consistently unrelentless, the unrelenting unrelentless unrelentlesssness,
they are the beetles who leaves not one leaf unraveged,
organized feelings almost rightfully overwhelm me, am I damned for hoping the rush to dusk, oft, or with death the oil brush to always be running beyond leaving myself in the dust left to later pick up the clues all to ever inspect a hint of some kind of almost nothing fleeting, a most difficult thing, to not be overwhelmed by ones hubris at the prospect the infinite has in some way gifted you,
there are so many necessary perfections required for each day,
why cant everyone just get the picture already; the picture, is there, it is here; it has been seen and known for so long, projected this way and that, engrained, engraved, highlighted, hoisted high and heralded, cheerily cheered, what is there but utility in time and space
dont act embarrassed, its making me erect again.
(what colour are they)
>Are you still looking for a writefriend?
Yeah for sure
you have a throwaway email?
also I'm pretty sure they tacitly allow all the assgrabbing and intimacy so that we're not lonely enough for "it" to happen yet again
Work on your prose and put the thesaurus away. More words doesn't equate to deeper material. It reads like you're less interested in someone taking away a clear meaning or message from your writing and would rather someone be impressed by how many big boy words you can cram into a sentence.
Focus on two relating ideas and compare them with interesting imagery, don't just front load a scene with as many words as you can muster.
Who the fuck reads posts this long?
Imagine losing yourself to primal animalistic desires, disgusting.
Have you considered necking yourself?
I'm tired.
And bored.
I need vidya to play.
This board is a cesspool and I only come here for this general nowadays. Everything is fucked left and right and its never gonna get fixed.
The rules of this board say that advice threads go on advice, no exceptions. There isn't a single post in this thread about sucking dick. Why can you make the 80,000000th thread about "H0w 2 get da gee-eff /b/ros??????" and thats cool but the general about actually being ostracized and alone despite your culture as a gay is an issue. I know its bait but fucking christ some of you """"robots"""" actually believe this shit
on a daily basis
can you show me pansu now
Right after you show me yours faggot
Thank you very much for your criticism, sincerely, it is much appreciated, but I do not write for children, nor dogs, or the lowest common denominator, or the average.
if you add up the quantity of yours its longer than the quality of that
Then go play a fucking vidya and shoo you damn nitwit.
Thank you for your feedback, from now on I will put all my efforts into providing you with more posts of better quality to make your experience better.
I didn't imply you wrote for the "lowest common denominator", the fact that you think unconventional words act as some kind of barrier makes me you think you don't really take the medium that seriously. Some of the best writing is incredibly simple, deliberately simple.
Learn to look at your work more objectively and don't get all dramatic when you receive criticism. You're not bad at all, just pull your head a few inches out of your ass so you can improve beyond this.
why do you want to see my gym shorts so bad
i hope you arent feeling any primal, animalistic desires. disgusting.
Awww.
Is that you birthday boy?
Did you spend all your time waiting for little ol me?
The least you can do is properly welcome me back with how much you've clearly missed me, being a NEET and all must be so boring I'm glad to make such an impact in your bored life that you're willing to come seek me out like a pup.
So did you do the test like you were supposed to?
And I don't know what vidya to play sadly enough, toss out some suggestions so I can play a game and finally ignore your existence.
welp
time to abandon the thread. it was fun while it lasted.
Yes I want them so bad, pls post them, I'll post any picture of me you want after that.
Pls hurry I'm so horny.
And if it weren't me then it's still amusing how your mind immediately thought it was. I must've fed you too much attention.
>Did you spend all your time waiting for little ol me?
Get over yourself.
>being a NEET and all must be so boring
It really isn't. I can pull off so much productivity here that it's nearly impossible to get bored. You'd know that if you weren't such a shallow shell of a human bean. Yes, I took your dumb little meme test.
>toss out some suggestions so I can play a game and finally ignore your existence.
Fair enough, I'm not supposed to feed you more attention till tomorrow(In an hour.) or you'll be sent into overdrive again.I don't know what type of stuff you like so I won't throw anything out there.
My friend has been very dismissive lately. Quite sad. Very bad times.