TFW when chad for a night, and then a robot the next day

Don't have anyone to share with so thought I would post here with my fellow robots. This happened a few days ago.
>be me
>go see a couple of Canadian indie bands that came to my city
>been waiting for this for months
>dress like hipster chad brand new expensive cologne and everything
>Imfuckinready.jpg
>get there, everyone with their gfs even stinky neck beards and skelly glasses guy
>fuckthis.jpg
>drop 2 caps of 2cb and drink a beer
>icanfeelitcoming.jpg
>go take a piss before the show starts
>ohshit.jpg
>see the qt 3.14 singer from the band in the hall
>somehow managed to say "good luck guys!"

Cont'd and
>pic not related

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>"thank you so much!" With a cute French accent
>thatjusthappened.jpg
>go back to the show
>feel great, no longer give any shits and dance all night
>show is finally over
>see the drumer walking to the merch table
>"Hey man amazing show!"
>"oh hey bro, its because of you guys that we make
Music"
>gives me a hug
>not gay but...
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>try to speak to him in shitty high school French
>gives me another hug
>"come meet us at the merch table"
Cont'd

honestly this image is another nail in the coffin

I will never be chad and be this girl's man.

fuck that life, fuck my life, fuck it.

CMON OP REPLY but of course originally.

I was actually interested, keep it coming dumb dumb

who is this girl? Is she a female or a female (male)?

>just got a chad boost from previous interaction
>get ready to meet them
>tell myself...
>"If I ever needed to act confident, THIS IS IT"
>"I'll act like the man with the biggest cock in the room"
>finally approach qt from earlier today
>"Hey amazing show and thanks for coming"
>shake hands
>starts talking to me and looks so deep into...

>

>

nigger you aint dickens hurry up and post your lame story in full

>...into my fucking soul with a lustful gaze
>it was literally like in the movies where everything
>goes silent and could not listen to what she was
>saying
>lostinherfuckineyes.jpg
Cont'd and
>pic related

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blancnoir she goes by another name now, but I forgot what it is.

oof, those trips.

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>could not hold gaze for more than 10 secs
>keep chatting with her
>"one of my parents is French and the other spanish, user"
>"I really like the sun in your state it's good for my...
>skin" while rubbing her arms in a sensual way

Cont'd

cmon man dont leave us like this..

>get one of her cassettes
>"Hey could you sign it?"
>no pen around
>"Actually it's fine if...."
>goes out of her way to find one
Trying faster, but mobile fag atm so Cont'd

Thread is over he left. Good night guys

OP is a faggot origioliono

>leans in closer
>"sorry user I might have to open it lol"
>very close to me now
>"who should I sign it to?"
>my autistic ass tells her my initial
>"like just the letter?"
>"yes"
>fuuuuuuu.jpg
Kinda don't like my name but maybe that made me seem more mysterious and attractive? Girls like the brooding mysterious guy right?

Cont'd

holy fuck you type slow. moar pls

>"well goodbye"
>head to meet main band
>see behind me she isn't having same interaction...
>...with skelly smelly guy
>meet main band
had been initially salivating about the pale qt from
This next band since before I bought tickets
>her and bandmate are indifferent(not same guy...
>...from before)
>in front of her
>not even looking at me
>"hey!"
>looks at me
Cont'd

my man George r r Martin here

FUCKING TYPE FASTER YOU NIGGER

>"give me a shirt please"
>not sure which one
>"take all three!"
>hahaha sure but broke fag
Cont't

Not only are the posts getting shorter and the intervals between them longer, but the grammar is becoming almost unintelligible. Skip to the part with fucking. We don't need all the backstory.

>"this is my fav user"
>pick that one
>chat for a bit
>"when are you guys coming back.. blablah"
Cont'd and best part coming up

At this point, you bought a cassette and three shirts.
What will stop you from giving all your money, Chad?

Best comment originaldo

>"goodbye"
>uninterested band member goes for a handshake
>in a chad move bring him in for a bro hug
>audible"oooh" of surprise from pale qt
Cont'd and coming up I swear

Haha actually only one shirt

this better be the greatest payoff of all time

her ex was actually a perfectly average dude my guy

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stop replying to random shit and give us the rest of the story fucker

This story is a fucking masterpiece of english literature. I can't wait for my non-existent children to analyze it in high school.

is english your first language user? it better not be

It was a nervous "oooh" in case you tried to kill him john Lennon style

I really hope he fucked her.

I really hope he didn't. It will teach me a lesson to stop reading fucking r9k posts at 5am instead of getting high.

Type out more this ain't fuckin twitter

This fuckin nigger has been stringing us along for almost 2 hours. I bet he never even fucked her.

>he respects my chadliness
>"hey bro, we're gonna go unwind in our tour bus, wanna join?"
>fuck yea
>head out the back exit of the venue
>we're in the parking lot walking towards the bus
>pale qt rubs my shoulder and dat smile
>drummer opens the bus door
>gets on the floor
>everybody do the dinosaur

>"Go for a handshake with qt"
>not gonna do the same because m'lady
>shakes my hand gives my fore arm an additional...
>...squeeze
>did she try to feel up my muscles?
>maybe not but....
>feelsgoodman.jpg

Wiil a bit that happened later on, but that was the best part fo mer so I guess you fags can leave now.
Cont'd

but did you fug the qt?

op you shouldnt get high on ketamine while browsing Jow Forums

>everybody do the dinosaur
What did he mean by this?

That was not the opie friends
This is the OP

this was the "best part"? fuck off

>head to a a hipster bar
>it's almost midnight
>few fat roasties there
>walking in feeling like a hipster chad
>wearing all black vintage shit cuffed jeans
>one of the underage roasties tries to chat me up

Looks like summer's arrived! Bust out the sunscreen kids!

so he did not get laid?

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Not a burger, didn't know about your stupid dance friendo.

>"what are you drinking user"
>"got a lighter user?"
>kept asking random shit, but didn't even give a...
>....Shit at this point.
>go home

Next day I'm back to my friendless robot existence
And supper depressed.
>look at cassette
>she even drew a heart on it

Maybe there's hope for us all my fellow robots.
Pic of signed cassette?

yes pls OPie we need proof

>cassette
>current year
fucking hipster normie garbage

I always wonder if the people we talk about on Jow Forums ever find out they almost got stabbed by an autist

You felt like a Chad cause she gave you a firm handshake? You are a legit aspie, user.

BOOM BOOM AKALAKALAKA BOOM BOOM

Thanks to anyone who hung around for my shitty story and bonus points to anyone who figures out who the first qt was.

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This isn't reddit. Nobody's here for your gay little points, nigger

hahaha, come on son, there's nothing wrong with a nice firm handshake from a handsome woman! i'd say OP made quite the impression on that young lady!

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Ya blew it. Ya coulda been knee deep in French hipster trim, but ya couldn't get any further wit ya wheres my hug lookin ass. Ya finna hit her up on the gram at least?

We shook hands and at the same time she squeezed my outer fore arm with her other hand
Or.....
Maybe I am