One thing I've realized is that doctors actually don't know shit and just parrot common knowledge/ stuff you could...

One thing I've realized is that doctors actually don't know shit and just parrot common knowledge/ stuff you could google in 10 seconds

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Perhaps that is just because you've been wasting their time by going to them for simple things you can take care of on your own?

Yep, I go the doctors and basically struggle to get them to give me the medication I require because they are to retarded and do not know as much about the condition I have researched.

You go to school for a looong time if you're a doctor. They know a lot of things. You might be coming to them with questions that are easily googled.

Some do cheat their way through med school though.

Don't btfo him too hard he'll delete the thread.

yeah man who needs surgeons? anyone can do that shit by searching up wikihow

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It's even worse than that. They just fucking wheel around a computer when they're diagnosing you these days while punching in symptoms. They're basically a third party WebMD at this point that can prescribe you medicine and charges you out the ass.
At least specialists are competent, but general care physicians are fucking useless nowadays.

Yeah dude I can do my own bonegraph for my shoulder!

Yup pretty much

>when they try to tell me carbs are healthy and to stick with a low fat diet
Heh, get fucked doc you don't know shit about nutrition

Yeah, because he's clearly talking about surgeons and not general care physicians.

le ebin snarky response xD

sarcasm LOL XDD

You can't self-diagnose cancer and autism

you're clearly cancer

Both of those would be almost invariably be done through a referral to a specialist, though.

ebin reply dudette

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then why arent you easily becoming a doctor with a 100k+ salary? instead you are a useless neet

Yup. Amazing isn't it? With all their education and their ludicrous salary, that's what they amount to. This is the world we live in and we're asked to contribute to.

>then why aren't you becoming a doctor

I'm not a retard

Because it's illegal to be the best doctor in the entire fucking country without paying out the ass in both money and time for a scrape of paper.

This is just an atrocious argument in this case. "WHY AREN'T YOU SPENDING 12 YEARS OF YOUR LIFE TO BE ABLE TO DO A JOB?! THAT CLEARLY MAKES ANY CRITICISM UNFOUNDED!"

right. try learning how to do brain surgery in 10 seconds.

they also fondle your nuts though

The only time I've found doctors to be of use is when it literally feels like you're dying, but luckily they're pretty useful when that happens. Regular checkups are a scam though.

basically this, especially concerning general care physicians / psychiatrists