Context: We used to text literally 24/7. She's probably seeing chad now :(

Ok fuck this I'm gonna start texting other girls, Alice is a lost cause REEEEEEEE

Don't EVER send walls of text like that, it basically blows all your chances. This isn't a movie where shouting out all your emotions till your hearts desire will suddenly make the other person like you more. It only comes of as desperate and clingy. Remember that they are under no obligation to message you back under any circumstances. Is it a shitty thing to not respond? Yes, although something probably happened to make it like that in the first place.

Also, "you probably won't reply" is basically just guilt tripping them into respnding to you which shows how shitty your personality is.

Why did you post a gay picture with a heterosexual story?

Posts like this motivate me in a certain way.

>tfw this has actually happened to me three times and they each told me once our friendships (if it can be called that) fell apart
Never ever trust a woman, and never ever trust a trap.

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>you talk to her in math
>Chad fucks her in the bath

>you send her walls of text
>while Chad suckles on her breast

to show the ecstasy and love that Alice feels in Chad's arms

I'm secretly a chad. What do I say? How long do I wait before texting? How do I not fuck up this time?

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say "watsup bb"

"Can you send screenshot of your socks to me, for research purposes *eyes emojis* *nose emojis* *rofl emoji*"

I'm not black
Not falling for this one again

>I'm secretly a chad
>What do I say?

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"Okay here's my demands:
- You'll be my perfect housewife and obey my every wish
- You'll never talk to any other guys except family
-I expecy breakfast and dinner every single day, if I don't like the food you REMAKE it
- Sex is mandatory 3 times a day
- You need to stay clean and wash me twice a week
- No complaints what so ever!!
Disobey me and you're OUT... got it?"

This one scored me a couple times, girl love when you do that shit.

shrekringecompilation thread.

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>literally
Will you plebbit fucks stop saying this?

literaIIy fuck off faggot

>getting ignored
>not ignoring back
you gotta learn much

Fuck what now?
Should I say something about Jordan Peterson, because she mentioned tidying her room?

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>this convo took an hour
just ghost her she's not interested

stop writing novel long texts to girls you look like a fucking pansy when you do that

LOL fuck no. do you have access to drugs or alcohol?

You're being too clingy. Clingy bfs are the worst. People really do have stuff to do on their own. You need to be positive and confident all the time. Hide your insecurities and make yourself believe they're not real. If you're putting in effort, you'll always be able to meet someone else of similar quality.

If I text someone, I get anxious for a while after and can't focus on anything else until I feel like I'm not expected to answer right away. I got an aloof bf and it's great :-)

Stop interrupting her until you have something real to say, like an offer to do something fun.

shotgun a beer or 2 before re-engaging in the conversation

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This is why you shouldn't date robots. They don't have their own lives. Y'all need hobbies you enjoy so much you couldn't get hurt by a breakup, and then you'll have the confidence that prevents it happening.

You really shouldn't start conversations unless you go into it having something to talk about.

>be kid on AIM
>hi
>hi
>sup
>nm u?
>nm

god you are such a FUCKlNG FAGGOT

Stop trying so hard lil weirdo.
If she wants the dick she'll let you know.

Pussys like a carrot on a stick above your head,
you can stretch for it all you want but the only way to actually reach it is to lean back and let it swing your way.

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user it's done, stop messaging her, it's over, you're over, she's over, you and her are over, if you ever were anything to begin with

Just stop okay, stop thinking about it

The fact is, she's an animal and she has mating desires with another male individual. She's just garbage, ignore thots

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>colon-three

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Especially over text

kekkers oreganos

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>five minutes
>not even that long before starting writing wall of text
oof

>posting a wall of text
are you actually retarded?
who the fuck has time to read all that mental diarrhea?

It's 12 hours and 5 minutes you retard

Yeah, I missed the letters, not accustomed to using them. There's no need for ableism here. That's still way too short a time to panic.

>ableism

The absolute state of Jow Forums in 2018

Simular thing happened to me (knew her on/off 5 years).conversations were shit, one word/short sentence replys, despite trying stuck on small talk. long gaps between replies weeks to months. then she stops for a long time decide I wont message her.
Around 5 months later she texted, the generic shit
"oh so sorry was super depressed and didnt socialize"(social media pics prove she's lying going dancing, bars,clubs,restruants with people)
asks if we are still friends
Say no, I see you as an aquaintance

She blows up making 3 ranty posts about it on facebook but wont tag me in it lel

I mean I dont feel in the wrong, her actions showed disinterest in me, that she only contacts me when bored.

Kill yourself, you pathetic mongloid.

Looks Iike someone's triggered ;)

I grew up before texting and I had no game, like I've never tried to pick up women ect. Basically if they paired up with me in any way I'd see if they'd let me me let me put my arm around them and if they did I'd eventually start to kiss them and if they let me kiss them I'd play with their tits and ass and eventually pussy and then try to fuck them.
I'm almost positive that I've probably had plenty of sex that stemmed from girls not wanting to be rude to me.
Just do this shit in person. Use texts for information you actually need or to set up meetings, if it's somebody you want to see in person (in your case this girl to fuck her).
If she starts texting you about random bullshit or whatever get them to meet up, if they won't, say you're busy, and then go and do something better then texting her.

it's so fucking easy now

It's been easy to trigger 4ailchanners for at least a decade. They seemed a bit smarter before that. What changed?

Is she secretly a fembot?

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this is a gay conversation. spice things up. do you have a car?
>let's drive around and listen to radiohead, i'm bored as fuck

Your music taste is fucking horrifying. You listen to complete S O Y.

fuk u radiohead is good

Holy shit this is some good stuff, hits into the feels like nicotine

creep is fuck awful

Have been in this situation twice. Girls get bored especially ones that have had multiple past relationships. Doesn't matter what you do or how you act, once they decide it's over it's over.

Please op I'm begging you tell me that post is just a joke and you didn't really sent that to a girl.

>:3
whats so bad about that
alice said Y: shes no better

>u
fuck off your ironic grammar isnt funny

>wuu2?

Fuck. I'm old.

Shut the fuck up egide

So you have only listened to creep? Lel