>fatty mires you
>dont give a shit
>uggo mires you
>dont give a shit
>thot mires you
>dont give a shit
>qt mires you
>fall into a deep, deep depression for the next few days and imagine what life together would be like if you had the balls to just talk to her
why do the innocent looking qts hurt me so much, bros? why do they torture me with their cute gazes and dainty smiles? why do they make me melt?
why must I have this weakness?
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wake up, user, you're dreaming
also you're a faggot
>sis has some qt friends at home getting ready to go out
>one of them comes near me
>"if you two are brothers, why you are so much taller?"
>"well, because of the two i was the one that came out better"
>she puts both arms on my chest and starts rubbing
>she says "oh i'll see that"
Wouldn't be for my sister 5 meters from me I would have fucked the hell out of her
Your sis is your brother? What? Is your sister a trap? If so, why aren't you fucking the hell out of him?
>studying at Starbucks
>5/10 goblina next to me casting sidelong glances for an hour
>ignore her because I can do way better
Feels good, brehs.
Brah. To get the hot one you have to be willing to chat with the uggos. Otherwise you never build that skillset.
>fatty mires you
doesnt happen
>uggo mires you
doesnt happen
>thot mires you
doesnt happen
>qt mires you
doesnt happen
>Walking around with my second gf, after having sex 3 times within 5 hours, in town.
>I am all over, smiling, and making jokes out of everything
>We pass a bunch of elementary schoolers on a school vacation or some shit
>After we pass my gf tells me the girls mired shit shit out of me
>Tell her, I did not notice
>I did
This exactly. As a matter of fact OP, bang a few of the uggos and fatties so you can understand the entire process from beginning to end. There's no confidence booster like spraying a fat load on some braphog's ass.
>tfw the only ones that mire me are young (underage, like 4-5 years younger than me at almost 20) and too old women (gilfs, not milfs unfortunately)
WHAT THE FUCCCCKKKK
Bro, wtf is wrong with gilfs? I'm actually jealous of you, bud. Every time (4) a gilf has told me they wanted to fuck me I've been in a relationship and couldn't go through with it. Looking back on it...god damn I was missing out on some kinky shit and probably a sugar momma or two.
I know this feel
>be 29
>live by local high school
>look younger because never drank alcohol, smoked, always get good sleep
>get hit on by 15yo girls regularly
I'm 19, turning 20 next month, so they're literally just out of reach for me. It's a big oof, considering I got fit only recently and never got any attention from girls that age, but always wanted it, before.
Well they're technically not gilfs as they're not grandmothers I'd like to bang, just gilf-aged women that aren't attractive, if there's a word for that.. I've seen some attractive gilfs I would do, but I don't like them much generally.
>warm weather
>decide to go for a run, haven't for quite some time
>realise my tan is shit, and I should better it
>go running topless, I've worked out enough to be rather lean
>mfw I only meet 12-15 year old girls while running
>mfw one of them ACTUALLY said "good day" to me
>mfw I hadn't spoken to anyone prior that day, so my voice cracked while I was saying "you too"
>mfw living the meme
>tfw
Niiiice
>responding to mires
It's like you're some sad sack that hasn't been getting pussy all his life.
I'm sorry, you must have gotten your websites mixed up. Reddit is that way.
He's probably European. In most European languages, "brothers" is the same thing as saying "siblings".
REALLY need a non ugly BRITISH gf to ENRICH my non-whiteoid genes NOW
Fuck off?
Elementary school dude
Not even high school
Unless the culture in where ever you popped out of is so degenerate I find that hard to believe
today i was walking home from school and a girl was aiming her phone at me and i saw a flash come out. She turned around in shame and i was laughing.
I should've said something like "Do you want an autograph too?" Or something like this lol
Only sometimes guys say a thing or two like woah do you gym a lot or like hey big guy. Most of the time with girls is
>Think someone looking at me
>Turn head
>They're not
>:(
>decently fit and decent face
>catch girls looking at me on campus all the time
>pretty sure it's just because I have red hair
i don't know what to think. at least i don't look like one of those ayy lmao light eyebrow ginger niggers
titian hair master race reporting in also have exact same feel. I cant tell if it my height, long hair, hair colour, or beard, but people seem to stare at me wherever i go.
>girl is with male friend/acquaintance
>keeps miring
>guy gets visibly annoyed
Did the previous mire thread get deleted?
Went to the DMV, quite a few mires.
Jow Forums in a nutshell that picture lmao
>WHY CAN'T I GET GIRLS REE
>There's no confidence booster like spraying a fat load on some braphog's ass.
Absolutely disgusting
>behind qt at line at grocery
>keeps making comments about random shit
>askin me how my day was
>finally asks me if i just got a haircut because my hair looks nice
>respond with short answers like i don't want to talk to her
>really do but im a loser that lives at home with no job
>she waves at me as i pass her in the parking lot with my car
why is life suffering. guess this is my own fault tho
blog over
How do you have a car, money for gas and groceries if you have no job?
I'm parental funded, even more reason why I shouldn't have talked to her.
the job i was planning on taking had a hiring hold put on it because the companies bleeding money, so im basically just a faggot until college starts up again, and even then im behind schedule because i partied and didn't show up to my exams the first 2 years
rip
Does it really count as a mire if she doesn't approach you first? Or do you guys just count a girl looking at you as mires
Good boy points
ill have you know that this very cute female
looked at me when she entered the bus
and then looked again when i was leaving
im out of here you fucken nerds i made it
a mire from my gf, but she wasn't my gf at the time the mire happened.
>at a party at my gf's house
>just talking with her friends and people at the party
>gf pulls me aside
>"btw user, I really have to tell you, I REALLY appreciate your arms"
>"like, whenever we have sex I just want to hold onto your arms the entire time and fall asleep in them after"
Good thing I do my curls after I squat (still in the rack)
>Good thing I do my curls after I squat (still in the rack)
Fuck you, user
>be out celebrating, one of my friends graduated uni
>see my old drummer's mom out with her two hot daughters, and her date
>her date being some pudgy 40-year old with khaki shorts, dandles (vernacular for dad-sandals), and a shitty polo
>she sees me and i see her
>she hasn't seen me in years, and I've since gotten juicy
>Also wearing a slim-fit bro tank, looking juicy as fuark
>she comes over and says hi, gives me a hug
>hnnnggg
>Me and her start talking
>Completely ignoring her date at this point, he's standing in the background with his hands at his hips, we both aren't paying any attention to him
>Never introduces him or anything
>She's leaning in closer and closer to me now, practically looking straight down at her
>She says goodbye, but before she leaves, she caresses my forearms
Feels good man.
To be fair my gym consists of a bunch of power racks and little else and I've never even seen half of them in use. Curls with an oly bar are just so much better at building mass and even core strength I find. Sorry user.
okay got one from today
>be me
>workin
>standing in dump truck on a busy road
>car full of qts drive up behind the dumptruck
>i'm standing wearing a tanktop because it was 36 out
>muscles all sweaty and dirty
>qts honking their horn, cheering when they pass, one had their phone out
felt good bud
thank you for knowing more than I
>feel more confident
>pretend people are miring
thats like brain mires right?
did it feel like a mire?
you've posted this before, right?
its pasta
where do you find these gilfs?
>tfw mired by all types of women and men, make both chads and whales insecure and cause women to make their bfs to feel invisible, yet have no desire to ever make a move in the moment
>started working out about a month ago
>went for a drug test at some clinic for a new job in a warehouse
>did some pushups and curls before I had to go to the clinic and had some veins showing
>nurse calls my name andand hands me the piss bottle
>she says "you got nice little veins gowing on"
>I replied "thats not the only little thing I got"
>go and piss in a bathroom and go and give her the piss cup
>she laughs and tells me and my little buddy to have a nice day
>I get confused and say "thanks"
>get in my car and I realized I implied to her that i had a little dick
Atleast she smiled at me
>hangout with girl
>think we're just friends but she is hot
>we get high and watch TV and start cuddling
>I start feeling her up and I drag her hand down my pants
>she starts rubbing my dick
>all of the sudden she stops
>she asks to stay the night
>I finger ber in the middle of the night but she makes me stop in the middle of it even tho she was hardcore moaning
>we just spoon for the rest of the night with my rock hard duck on her ass
What did she mean by this? If she wanted the D she would have gone further right? So is she not into me for some reason?
yeah, I have. Shit's cash. Still jackin' my penor to the thought of her pooper to this day
>imagine
imagine crushing my enemy and hearing the lamentation of his women. "balls"
>we just spoon for the rest of the night with my rock hard duck on her ass
Quite literally cockblocked
she'll probs shag you the next time or the next time after you see her but you have to make a move m8
her pussy is for chad, you're not chad
She was doing this kinda weird thing when I grabbed her hips she would kinda thrust into me like dry humping I felt like she wanted to fuck but would always pull my hands away last second. I didn't want to be to pushy though but maybe that's what she wanted idk though
Idk if it was a mire or if it was her ADHD
>come into school later then usual
>have earbuds in playing music relatively loud
>walk past popular girls table
>putting my shit down at a table across from them
>some friends are shouting at me, I hear them but ignore them cuz I want to set my shit up before someone comes and takes my spot
>finally walk over and start talking with them
>turn around and the qt innocent italian girl staring at me, does the whole head to toe mire
Apparently she was staring at me the entire time, she's so fucking hot but idk how to ask her out, we're both going to a party this saturday so I could try then. Wish me luck bro's
>fall into a deep, deep depression for the next few days and imagine what life together would be like if you had the balls to just talk to her
You guys want to be depressed? Watch this interview. You will NEVER have this sexy rocker chick miring you.
>youtube.com
I love her...
Guys help it has been a long time since I've crushed on a girl this hard.
>coming home on a bus
>sitting in my favorite seat (aisle seat next to the rear door)
>three girls are getting off at the same stop
>one of them is a girl I regularly take the same bus with and she's always eye fucking me, twirling her hair etc but I pay her no attention
>put my legs together and put my hands on my lap so that no part of me is outside of my seat to allow everyone to get out without me blocking them
>make it so that it's 100% impossible to touch me when getting off the bus normally
>all of the girls still manage to touch me and I'm not talking about a slight shoulder-to-shoulder touch
>imagine that I'm an iceberg and they are Titanic or that I'm a leg and they are cats
>full on rubbing basically
>all of them were walking almost sideways trying to reach me (pic very much related)
>they get off (the bus)
>some older lady looks at me funny for the rest of the journey
75% chance she was close to having her period
REMINDER that mires from thirsty thots and desperate uglies do not count. Also if you don't know it already, it's all about FACE>HEIGHT>FRAME.
>daily commute to work on train and shuttle
>start seeing the same girl on same train and shuttle
>One day, when getting on the train I see her get on the other side of the same train car
>she walks past rows of empty seats to sit across from me
>she pulls out some papers and "reads"
>notice her sneaking peeks at me from time to time and I pretend I don't notice
>she flips her hair and tilts her head so I can see her neck
>caught her later eye fucking the shit out of me
>another day, on the shuttle, she walks down all the empty seats to sit in the seats to my left with the aisle in between us
>pulls out phone and starts using it
>minutes later she's holding it up to her right ear, pointing the front camera straight at me as if she was making a phone call
>she doesn't talk the whole time so I'm guessing she's sneaking a pic
It's too bad because she's a qt but I saw her profile on a dating app and 1) she's 3 years older and 2) she mentioned she was looking to date someone of another religion. Sad times.
>british slag
>not ugly
good luck with that one nigga
who gives a shit, if you want to smash a thot, do it. They don't need your life story, unless you are one of those
>caught fee fees
type guy
Retard. Just because you're a loser doesn't mean you can't smash. I've been doing it for years.
you should hit her up tho.. c'mon man.
Had my first legit mire in recently memory outside of my girlfriend
>work 9 hours
>crush it at the gym after
>check the mail on the way home in my workout gear
>walk back to truck and wait for oncoming car to pass before I open my door
>two qts in oncoming car
>they slow down, both smile at me and make eye contact as they go past
>honk as they drive away
Maybe because you were in a dump truck panjeet
alpha af
get some standards lmao
>>be me 23
>>decide to start nofap
>>like day 20 starting to feel the superpowers
>>sometimes get really strong urges
>>go for a run, see a qt3.14, catch her miring
>>seems jailbait but idc
>>decide to go talk to her, she starts running away from me
>>she must know i like a challenge
>>catch up to her easily bcause im 7'3
>>start kissing and undressing her, she is resisting and screaming, i guess she is pretending, propably likes rapeplay
>>proceed to fuk and nut inside her pussy, decide to go for a second round in the ass
>>oh boy now she is really screaming must mire my penis girth
>>fuking her on the ground her on her belly, my arms over her infront of her, she scrathing and copping a feel of my juucy arms
>>nut and go home
>>next morning the cops come and arrests me for sexual assault
>>wut.jpg
>>try to tell them its a mistake she was clearly miring
>>in court now
>>qt3. 14 and her mom is here, i swear to god her mom is miring me whenever im not looking
>>everytime i catch her miring she fearfully looks away, feelsgoodman.jpg
>>anyway im still wondering why qt is pretending i raped her
>>proceed to tell judge there is no way it wasnt consensual bcuz i have made it and i deadlift 850
>>fastforward few weeks in prison
>>all the guys here miring my glutes
>>the always check me for prostate cancer for free
>>bit weird cuz i can see their hands on my shoulders
>>always telling how tight my ass is
>>tfw every1 miring i guess i made it;)
Just ask her.
Godspeed
I don't understand why people who actually get mired have problems approaching those women. That is the exact signal you are waiting for, it's basically an invitation to approach. Unless, of course, you are too autistic and interpret a quick glance at you as mirin.
is a prolonged stare also mirin?
Yeah who the fuck would date an FSU thot?
UF real man here
D E V I L I S H
This. A mire is literally an invitation to go talk to them. It doesn't matter what you say as long as you say something. The Jow Forums invasion just proves muscles can't fix autism
That girl has nice boobs
>fatty mires you
>don't give a shit
>uggo mires you
>don't give a shit
>thot mires you
>don't give a shit
>qt mires you
>don't give a shit
>she mires you
>brain starts panicking and thinking that it meant nothing because you're ugly
Body dysmorphia is not a nice thing to have l, especially when people call you handsome
Just some occasions where people pointed out I lift
>at company volunteer event packing food for starving people
>I'm in a t-shirt, otherwise I always wear button ups for work
>coordinator asks for someone to help with all the lifting
>points me out
>after event, co-worker describing event to others
>female coworker: ".....yea, then the coordinator picked user because he saw all of his muscles"
>guy at party starts talking about how he will start working out again
>somehow ends up with him challenging people to compare biceps
>comes around to me
>I flex and he says "oh hell no, okay, I lost" and walks away
>after big meeting at work where female manager of department gave Q1 summary
>i'm at the water fountain filling my bottle
>manager comes by and starts chatting
>another co-worker walks by
>manager calls out to him and asks why he wasn't there
>he jokes and says that she just didn't notice him
>manager points out that I was there
>he says "you probably noticed user because of all his muscles"
I wanna fuck, but i also want to hold her after and be with her.
I literally masturbate better than most girls fuck
not to mention im not good at being smooth when lying, and you know shes gonna press to go back to my place instead of hers to scope me out
but these might just be excuses and i might just be a dumb fag
Fucking a. Get off this site, and grow some sack. Think now, is 20 seconds of possible humiliation worth years of wondering... coming back to that memory and thinking, "if I'd just walked over there and said hi"
It's not.
Become a Mormon and ask talk to her about mormon christmas
>why is life suffering
Your life is suffering because you won't take action to achieve your goals. Pic related.
Kek
You faggot just lie to her
this
she dropped her guard for a little bit but she did the right thing. also maybe she wanted to wait for a little bit to not seem like a slut
>I wanna fuck, but i also want to hold her after and be with her.
Unless a girl is emotionally damaged they usually love that shit. I cuddle the fuck out of one-night-stands.
>I literally masturbate better than most girls fuck
That's because masturbation is 100% about you. Sex is completely different. It's about losing yourself in the other person's body. And that's really easy when you're genuinely super attracted to her. Otherwise sex feels like a chore.
>tfw the only mire you got was by mommy about your pecs
>Emotionally fucked girls dont like cuddles
>cuddle the fuck out ur ons
A-user, I...
lmao what? No it's fucking not?! It's prolly a typo or he's from some low tier euro-country like Poland.
>Amerimutt
What's wrong with 13-14yo girls? They are almost prime age
>high school senior
>climb on top of bleachers to unplug power cord for something
>catch horny latina staring at me
>waves at me
>wave back and smile
>climbing down with power cord
>lose balance and fall
>get concussion
this happened yesterday
fuck, self rekt
kek
Why don’t you get the 16 y olds you fag?
Where are you from friendo?