Who's hungry?!
I'm heading down to the nearest McDonald's restaurant for a NEW Quarter Pounder with cheese made hot from FRESH beef, hot fresh fries and an ice cold Coca Cola!
Who's hungry?!
Grayson Cruz
Gabriel Lopez
Eating cows is horrible.
Logan Smith
Wow! Did you say FRESH beef? Now McDonald's is delicious AND healthy!
Leo Reed
Fuck off Ronald I'm hungry now
Hunter Ward
Bring back the mcdlt and big Mac tonight you corporate fuck
Eli Robinson
Naw man, gotta watch that figure. You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France though?
Parker Thompson
Man, I can't imagine what it must be like to have friends. Imagine not being a useless NEET who lives with his parents and rarely showers. Imagine having your own comfy apartment and getting a text from a friend asking if I wanna hang out and watch a film and agreeing, only for him to immediately ask what you want him to pick you up from McDonald's on the way over.
'I'll have a large Big Mac meal with 9 Chicken McNuggets and a large chocolate milkshake, please. Make the drink included with the meal a Diet Coke.'
'No problem', he replies, 'I'll be right over'. And then your friend arrives with your meal and doesn't even ask you to pay for it because he's an actual friend and isn't just using you. And you sit down on your comfy chair and turn on the TV and watch a film together, snacking away and laughing at the stupid things happening in the film and have a great time together. Imagine what it must be like to not only have someone like you, but be proud to like you. Be proud to be your friend. Not be ashamed to be associated with you. Imagine what it would be like to actually have motivation and want to do things. Imagine showering and brushing your teeth and cleaning up after yourself not being an insurmountable task, because you've actually got something to work towards. Imagine not being a useless retard. Imagine the delicious taste of a Chicken McNugget washed down with a McDonald's thick chocolate milkshake.
God, I wish I was dead.
Zachary Reyes
This new John Lennon song sucks
Jaxson Fisher
I'll add you on discord if you need a buddy. I know what it's like to be alone.
Xavier Mitchell
>a large chocolate milkshake
No wonder you don't have friends.
Nathan James
>Who's hungry?!
For E. COLI!!!!
Dylan Young
It's posts like these that make me realise that I really don't belong here because I have all of this
Aaron Russell
Fuck you, user. I hope you get it all taken away.
Jackson Carter
ICE cold coke? HOT crispy fries? FRESH juicy beef? Now that sounds divine! I think I'll be heading to my nearest McDonald's establishment and get me some of that quick, cheap, easy, and delicious food!
Jason Foster
Now THIS is a post I can sink my teeth into!
Andrew Clark
>cheap
It's affordable! I can get food for myself and all of my friend with their $1, $2, $3 value menu!
Asher Ross
I've even had sex with multiple different woman
Leo King
Anonymous, are you really going to be envious of a complete stranger, or are you going to fucking work to get what you want for once in your life?
Christopher Hill
That's typical, and doesn't bother me. It's having friends that bothers me. Learn to read, dipshit.
Jackson Price
>work to get what you want
Friends aren't real, dumbass.
Nicholas Phillips
Not with that attitude, and that's literally all that you need to change.
Start by deleting your frogs.
Camden Kelly
Not him but I'm the one who made the big post. Working is difficult and there's a chance I'll fail so I won't bother.
Mason Sanchez
Hey, fuck-o, they're talking to me.
The way you spoke, it's like you read my soul and managed to transcribe the worst part of my existence into text
Noah Hill
Divide and conquer large tasks, and swoop into small tasks. This is how you get work done easily.
Ryder Bennett
>Divide and conquer large tasks
I had no idea wageslaves were literally capable of splitting themselves apart for peak efficiency
Adrian Powell
>splitting themselves apart
Are you implying that you need a headshink to help pick apart your existential ogre parfait?