I think beastiality is the answer to our dreadful existence

i think beastiality is the answer to our dreadful existence
you can do all you desire with the beast, and no one will be able to save them or care about their miserable existence.
but if you do so with a human, the other humans will start searching for their missing ones, and the captured human will be able to run away or outsmart you.
but what beast is best for that, a big beast will be obvious to the masses, and loud too.
while the smaller beasts are not as noisy, they surely cant take much damage.
Maybe fish is the answer.

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Waifuism is the way to go. Beasts aren't good to look at.

>Maybe fish is the answer.
/fishpill/ general

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Are you so homophobic you'd rather fuck another species than your own gender?

That's how you get AIDS. As far as I know, there are no STDs from fucking a fish's mouth.

You know fish have teeth, right? Just get an onahole you sadistic degenerate fuck.

It's pretty hard to get AIDs without trying, especially topping. Use a condom, don't fuck anyone who doesn't insist you use a condom, demand to see recent negative test results if you want. Even receiving a poz load has a %1-2% rate of infection. There's also activities other than anal.

there's also prep for extra slutty bois

you don't understand

this is the answer pic related

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I'd agree with you but experimenting on animals until catgirls are real is illegal and hard to do.

I imagine it's very possible though.

If only we would put animal brains in female form, we have the technology, or will, soon. Unfortunately by then VR will exist and there'll be no point.

Mixing human and animal parts is illegal due to my kind of person existing, hehe, as well as experiments on humans at all.

Though it ought to be possible to just put computers in dead human brains to make them like zombies.

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dolphine pussy gelatin is likely the most potent (that actually works) aphrodisiac that exists

You don't want a human female that doesn't know how to clean itself like a human female does. It would be all poopy and gross.

Seems like you don't want sex with a woman so much as just possessing one?

you can care to your humanoid if you so desire
i would like to have them be full of pheromones

You could program it to do simple things. Cleaning yourself isn't that hard, and you could clean the thing yourself really.

If you just take the whole brain out you could send signals down the spine, make it run around doing whatever you want.

But by then the same tech would allow for the opposite to happen, fake life, matrix tier, tech.

I mean, because prostitutes exist.

They're illegal too.

Normalfaggots refuse to have nice things.

incels are essentially bimbos who just happen to be straight men, yes?

>mfw not even an incel and just recruiting my competition

I read that it does shit like extend male orgasm (and physiologically is close enough to also work on humans and some other mammals) because in the wild dolphin mating can be dangerous and sporadic. If you're not in the wild though and just using it for fun, you can literally have an orgasm that lasts till your dick muscles and nerves are damaged.

Doesn't work *only* on males, just the orgasm process in general so females too, but obviously a woman can't bang a female dolphin in the same way.

>robots are attractive but air headed
Literally we're the opposite you fag.

I saw the "worst of r9k" made before selfies were banned and none were ugly. You're just dumb str8bois with no aesthetic sense and an addiction to victimhood.

I post the same bait, thing is, only the attractive robots would have the confidence to post, so the attractive ones posted more than the less attractive ones.

Baka baaaka.

Is not a single robot willing to take one for the team and prove me wrong? Just one innately ugly guy would prove you're not all just stupid boring nerfherders.

We're scruffy looking.

Someone responded to a post of mine but I'm not going to see it because I have tripfiends and all their replies filtered.

Even if I stop you'll know it's me due to my way of posting, famalamic0m.

Just get out of your shithole country and get a legal prostitute

>be neet
>le just move to another country